Sign in

Roccam Soccam’s Razor

@fwadp1.bsky.social
546 followers 469 following 6.2K posts

Migrating from X, P2/DF. Gonna be a lot of DFW Sports + Longhorns, occasionally some politics

PostsRepliesMedia
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 9h
This is fun. I guess the storm is messing with our internet so the video is way behind the audio. Luckily I’m listening to an audiobook so it’s mostly not spoiled
120
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 10h
Pretty sure he’s still bitter because the official Stars twitter account made some joke about the Cowboys either right after the last game of the season where they missed the playoffs or immediately after they lost a playoff game and he’s been going off ever since.
110
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I give up, never coming to Bluesky on the laptop again. God bless autocorrect.
020
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"wheneever he's in town" - obviously I'm always in town
110
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Our national sales director insists on going there whenever we're in town because our old regional manager told him it was good. We have Hurtado and Hutchins less than 7 miles from the office.
120
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Crazy, I’ve never even heard of that guy until yesterday, but he’s coming out guns a-blazin’ making a name for himself this week. Must be shooting for a VP slot or the Greek ambassadorship
010
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just looked up what Jeff Hays, the Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobook narrator, looks like. Shouldn’t have done that. Talk about a face that does not match a voice.
010
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
FWIW midland has their sewer treatment facility right in 20 on the east side of town so that’s the first thing that welcomes you to town. I guess they figured if that’s what you smell first, the rest won’t be so bad
130
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
#1 free app in the App Store. Am I missing something?
It’s Dave’s Hot Chicken
000
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
She stole this from Parks and Rec
020
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Marketing idea. I’m sure Baylor will love it
A “bear” wearing a “life is sweeter as a Baylor bear” t-shirt
010
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think it’s a secret door in the custodian’s closet
120
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Way behind on podcasts and trying to decide if it’s worth it to listen to the livestream from the Bucs game.
000
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You must be in a super progressive area if your school lets you pick the day
120
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s actually sad because people believe this will be their life under Talarico. The humor is in the obvious absurdity.
130
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She doesn’t like basketball, too many people in her face
020
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wife and I have to sit our 7 year old down tonight and inform him that we don’t care about him since we are both voting for Talarico. We also have to break the news that he will soon be forced to transition and play softball. Wish us luck.
1223815
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Best of both worlds, Buffalo wins and do it without any help from Cook in OT
000
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Holy shit, that fumble just saved my night as long as the Rams don’t give it back. Sorry, no more fantasy talk.
000
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Is that you I’m playing?
100
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I would’ve been fine if Buffalo could’ve bothered to play defense but I’m sure Cook will get 2 yards in OT
010
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Jesus
100
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Typical Buffalo
000
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fuuuuuuck fantasy football
2 screenshots of my fantasy matchup, one taken right before James Cook’s TD, showing me with a 7 point lead and a 99% chance to win. The 2nd is after Cook’s TD and I now have a .2 point lead and my chance of winning has slipped to 46%
200
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They would hate our tree. It died a year or two after we moved here and then 5 or 6 others sprouted around it so it’s basically a huge bush with the old tree still inside. Our HOA is generally really cool, I think someone was complaining about the skeleton so they had to do something.
A tree where the bottom limbs are 8” off the ground
120
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think they tried moving it around the yard so they could say it wasn’t permanent. I don’t know if the HOA finally got to them or it was too much trouble to keep it standing, they were constantly having to repair it. But we loved seeing what they came up with each time
130
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I saw a Team Talarico post on fb earlier and out of hundreds of comments, I saw one anti-Talarico comment. It was surreal
0334
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That’s exactly what our across the street neighbors did for about a year until the HOA told them that it was not an approved permanent structure.
230
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I don’t miss how stressful fantasy football can be. My players are done and I’m just waiting for Cook to get less than 24 points to secure the win
020
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Don’t let them fool you, Twitter is still full of bullshit
Screenshot of a political advertisement posted by the verified America (@america) account on X. The ad features a bald, bearded man wearing dramatic eye makeup and false eyelashes, looking into a blue smartphone while adjusting an eyelash. Large text reads, “HE MADE HIS PLAN TO VOTE. DID YOU?” Below, smaller text states, “Don't stay home while crazies elect radicals,” followed by a button reading “MAKE YOUR PLAN TO VOTE.” The ad is paid for by America PAC and links to votesafe.org.
010
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy 3rd anniversary to this great meme
A promo for the upcoming Rangers vs Astros 2023 ALCS has profiles of Corey Seager and Jose Altuve facing each other, except Altuve only comes up to SeagerMs armpits
2206
Reposted by Roccam Soccam’s Razor
Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Public Execution
1161144315
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
a screen shot from Chicago, with June saying "Then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times."
030
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's all good, I just thought it was funny
030
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Kim Mathers is doing well
youtube.com
Kim Mathers hearing: Lawyers fight over bond violations, jail decision
YouTube video by Click On Detroit | Local 4 | WDIV
120
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’ve never seen that video before. That was…something
020
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A screenshot of the original post clearly showing where they say USA is ranked 5th worst
020
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s perception. People still think of architecture and art and food and fashion when they think of Italy
110
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes because it’s mentioned in the post
2110
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I can’t believe George didn’t call the band name Smoking Popes
050
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Maybe I do have TDS. Watching the Tomlin Minecraft video with my son and he has a Trump Tower in his world and I’ve just lost all interest in the video and respect for Tomlin.
110
Reposted by Roccam Soccam’s Razor
Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Since the new fiscal year started on October 1, the Phillies have lost the wild card, the Eagles have gone 0-3, and the Flyers are winless in their first six games
Dennis: Let's just get drunk. Let's not talk about trauma.
Charlie: Yeah, come on.
3383
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It makes sense, but I’ve never once heard Tarleton pronounced like that. Also pretty sure I’ve never heard it used in an NFL game.
000
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was able to wiggle it in and the countertop is somehow a little smaller so it actually went on a lot easier. Just glad I didn’t have to move that whole shelf down
030
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was able to move the far one out and then wiggle the shit out of both of them. I told my wife it’s never coming out. Good to know about the connector because I still have to put the countertop on
The counter fits
110
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Ryan Gosling in Blade Runner 2049: Tired Agony
Alt: Ryan Gosling in Blade Runner 2049: Tired Agony
010
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’ve got this shelf system in my garage. Today I decided that these counters left over from our bakery would fit nicely in here and finally be out of our way, plus give us some storage options. I could cry
4 4’ long by 6’ high storage shelves are filled up with at least 1000 lbs of stuffThe empty space where the counters will go, one counter already in placeI’m 1/8” too long to fit in the space, meaning I’m going to have to move the entire shelving system down
480
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thus ends the worst weekend in football in recent memory. Cowboys got embarrassed, my high school team looked awful, and now the Longhorns did what I expect them to do every weekend. I’m not even gonna look at my fantasy score until Tuesday.
020
Roccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m glad I don’t care about sports anymore
010