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fuvenusrs.bsky.social

@fuvenusrs.bsky.social
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Tricoteuse. Harm reduction spice fiend. Likes nature photography, Monster, memes, and making things.

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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I feel like it might be a little late for that
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And double-vaccinate every year, flu AND covid. Although I wouldn't recommend getting them both on the same day, it will fuck you right up.
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Line-trimming the back 'yard'*, took a bit of flung debris to the nostril, and now my nose won't stop running. I feel like this is the perfect #2026 defining moment 🤣🤣🤣 * It's a pocket handkerchief but it's a flat outside bit to sit in the sun and have a little raised bed for goth raspberries
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gee, it's almost like making things hard to obtain legally creates illicit, unregulated markets...
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What's that you say? Making something difficult to get legally creates an illicit unregulated market? I'm shocked. SHOCKED, DR. ALEX. To my core.
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I saw 'opinion' and 'NZ Herald' and chose self-respect over reading
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
And the Em dashes. SO MANY EM DASHES. Not even the Victorians used that many Em dashes and they'd go colonise another country before they'd use a full stop. Gtfo with your shitty writing, you damn toaster
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Taggers have the chance to do something hilarious right now. Just sayin'.
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Doing an AI in Healthcare paper this tri and it occurs to me that the Pluribus hivemind all talk like LLM text and I am uncomfortable with this knowledge.
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Also relevant to @krveale.bsky.social's interest, I think
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I love it when Joel gets sassy, delightful and hilarious things happen
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Please tell me you greeted them with the traditional Kiwi 'Skaaaaaaarn y'cuuuuuuuuunt'
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's such an embarrassment that this has to be said. It could have been so much worse and yet people are STILL mad that plague rat behaviour was actively discouraged. jfc.
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My cat is perfect. That is all.
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Just wjat a cop would say
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's cold and rainy outside but Madameface passed her old lady cat bloods with flying colours and is going to be an absolute menace for years to come 🥰
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I don't talk to cops or strangers on the internet
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It uhhh...fell off the back of the internet onto my hard drive 😅
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Monster
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
My to-do list has become irrelevant. Also I'm all caught up on Animaniacs 2020-2023 and I hope all of the writers on that show have a very good day for the rest of their lives. The satire was SAVAGE and I'm here for it 😏
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Editing video shows me exactly how much of my communication is words and how much of it is wild gesticulation. With my face. My hands gesticulate too, but not as much as my face 🤣
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My outfit isn't weird
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"Fuck this tree in particular" -- God, probably
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 19/05/2026
We only rate dogs. This is a precious little seal. She is laying on the beach and everything. Please be more respectful of our craft, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (IG: jaynjoyyy)
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Which is basically Jonathan Swift being spicy as fuck about the way rich people treat poor people and I'm absolutely here for this crossover.
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Rewatched the Animaniacs episode with Trump as Polyphemus and it just hit me now that the scene where he's using Odysseus as a loofah is almost a direct throwback to the bit in Gulliver's Travels with the Brobdignadian lady keeping Gulliver in her bodice.
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Luteal phase video editing got me cussing like it's my day job. Honestly if I had one of those bleep-out censorship things there would be questions fron anyone in earshot about the morse code coming from my house
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Dr Alex Wodak AM @alexwodak.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Subjected to Roadside Drug Testing for 1st time while driving in to Nimbin MardiGrass. What an absolute travesty RDT is! Based on voodoo science. Typical War on Drugs arrant nonsense. Expensive. Unfair. Abolish it!
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Dad gave me a pumpkin and also the means to become rightwise King of all England
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Needs more dragons
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I saw this and now you have to as well
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Havoc @havoc147.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
If American history was taught correctly.
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Carausius @carausius286.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The ancient Britons were terrible for fly tipping, always chucking stuff in the river. To that end, here’s the Wandsworth shield (found in the Thames). It’s a copper shield boss with sinuous tracery work & stylised bird heads, a beautiful example of Celtic metalwork. 🕰️350-150 BC 🏛️BM 📷mine
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I mean...have you seen reality rn? Escaping into something that isn't this sounds pretty great
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Econ Analytica @econanalytica.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 29/04/2026
My best craft advice is "Put a giant worm in it." You can never go wrong with a giant worm. Sci-fi: Giant worm on an alien planet Fantasy: Giant worm in mountain sitting on a pile of gold Horror: Giant worm (eats people) Romance: Giant worm causes third-act breakup Mystery: Giant worm investigates
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Citizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
His music was great. His mind was even better.
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Forbidden steak
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America
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Gracie12 📎 @gracienlucy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Same, little dude. Same.
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Tfw the perimenopause insomnia kicks in but you're also on ADHD meds so the lack of sleep only makes you more of a grumpy little shit but doesn't slow you down any 🫠
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a man with a shaved head is standing in a dark room looking at something .
ALT: a man with a shaved head is standing in a dark room looking at something .
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
They're hiding, obvs
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
You can legit hear them yelling 'wheeeeeeee!!!'
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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Notice how a book can make you gay, a vaccine can make you autistic, a mask can make you sicker, and a poster of the Ten Commandments can make you moral, but guns don’t kill people.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This turtle behavior, often called "claw fluttering", is a courtship ritual where a male turtle rapidly vibrates or waves his long front claws (or "jazz hands") near a female's face to attract her. Original post
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Takes one to know one 🥰🥰🥰
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Also friends gave me a cute wooden fridge magnet for helping clear debris and refill the retaining wall after last week's storms pissed in everybody's weetbix. I'm giving it a bit more shape by rounding out the legs and chest, and I'll dremel in a bit of decoration in the body and tail.
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fuvenusrs.bsky.social @fuvenusrs.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Made my first ever ceramic tile a few weeks back as part of a friend's birthday. My hands are NOT steady and I underestimated how much colour I'd need for an even covering but I'm not ashamed? Also the nitrogens are janky as shit but in all fairness I had just woken up, so.
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