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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No. The person and the criminal are the same. Read the case history. She tortured her victim before smashing her skull with a rock. She kept a piece of the skull as a trophy.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s no way he doesn’t have a modded fleshlight.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Plagiarism controversy killed this band.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kentucky fried hawk
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t want to get too poncey, but every time you post one of these I can’t stop thinking about how many people are in the photo. The lights an indicator of lives in sight and yet hidden.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Hyped Baby Fan Cheering
ALT: Hyped Baby Fan Cheering
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Hypnotoad
ALT: Hypnotoad
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I used to work in a job that put me in the homes and haunts of incredibly wealthy people. Yes, they really are as awful as you imagine.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dear UK friends, is Pizza Express still going? I thought it was dead? I was just daydreaming about their pizzas.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I get that SSDs got more expensive because of data centres, but spinning platters too? Oh, you want to store some data? Here’s your mortgage application.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just got my rims cleaned by a teenager.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If AI is going to take most of the jobs, we’re going to tax these corporations to pay for a very generous universal income for everyone, right? RIGHT?!
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh great. The far right are winning again in Germany. Seriously considering going full prepper and buying some land in the middle of nowhere.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So fed up with humans. We suck.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I had to know if they kept the extra hand.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😗👌
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Shit, same here. I gave up saving for stuff.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I feel like what the fuck is actually warranted here.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Holy shit
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How about a TV series in that universe? Everybody’s doing it…
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m guessing you don’t live near one. If you did, you wouldn’t need to ask that question. Also, it can be both as they are both valid reasons.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Every breath they take, they’ll be moving you.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Floppy cock is one of his many skills
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ah, nostalgia
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Unsettling Monster Smile
Alt: Moderately attractive papermache female head with long, blonde hair.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That was beautiful, man. His cool, reserved passion stirred something small and insignificant inside me.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You should show them the shoebox the internet is stored in.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Your work rate boggles my mind. Please pet Ariel and Caliban for me.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He got no junk. Man be trippin’
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Reported
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“West coast Liberal” lol Reported
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This isn’t good news if we’re just going to pull them out of the sea before they’re re-established.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I Dick Butkus all the time
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Was he baked?
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I like to think he’s named after Lionel Blair. Don’t ruin it for me.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Cats are irrepressible.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is high on my to-do list
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We live in the dumbest timeline
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What the actual f lol
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
How the fuck did we end up here? This should have blown up the moment everyone realised they were scraping the internet. For copyright alone it should all have been shut down. It’s fucked up.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s Temu Lucozade. Let’s not mince words
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Shit, I haven’t used tracker software for at least 30 years. Love and hate it simultaneously
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Did you just dis Irn Bru directly to the face of a Scottish person? OMG
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Own brand stuff is rare here, and not good. The only things I really miss are my friends and the supermarkets lol
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The shopping plazas here normally have one or two big chains at most at any one location. They don’t do express stores. There doesn’t seem to be the competition between supermarkets there is in the UK. Plus the covid bump. UK supermarket own brand stuff is better and cheaper. I miss them.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The enshitification of everything touches all shores my friend. The cost of living in Canada has gone crazy in the time I’ve been here. I dream of UK grocery prices. 200g of mature cheddar is about 6 quid here
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My country has gone to shit since I left? Am I the Keymaster?
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We have a way to turn off this shit if it decides to rewrite or delete everything including us, right? RIGHT?!
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
He’s mocking Satan. Look how awesome Christ is. Look at this cartoonish devil, what an idiot. Maybe, maybe not. I’ve lobster decided to flapjack poison the babybell well look at that, how’s your father it ain’t arf hot mum.
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