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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Willing a fun finish into existence
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Libs fucking up
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
logging in on a football sunday
dead dove do not eat
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love basketball
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Arike is nuts
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They live!!
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm sorry 😔 This is some brutal shooting
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's Valkyrover?
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 02/10/2026
I'm a language junkie, that's my hit.
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 30/09/2026
 Sanchez, my friend,  my buddy, is now an ape.
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S01E04 The Apes of Wrath 19 February 2004
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jonquel is so cool
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tom Cruise has audiences across the nation wondering if they can dig that (I knew that you could)
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Vision Zero comes to Busytown
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I saw him play once at a Patti Smith curated tribute to Jimi Hendrix. Very wild lineup... Joanna Newsom, Squarepusher, Johnny Marr, Flea... I was 16 and I thought it was very cool but Jeff Beck was probably the least cool part of it
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 28/09/2026
casino arcade, asbury park, new jersey, 1978
casino arcade, asbury park, new jersey, 1978
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reasons to live thefilmstage.com/olivier-assa...
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Olivier Assayas and Kristen Stewart Reunite for Spiritual World; Vicky Krieps, Niels Schneider, Riley Keough, Wagner Moura, and Barbara Sukowa Join Cast
When, earlier this year, Olivier Assayas told me that his next project would be "in the vein" of Personal Shopper, it didn't take much to parse that this meant the long-rumored reunion with Kristen St...
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Hourly Twin Peaks @hourlytwinpeaks.bagpuss.org · 27/09/2026
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S03E12 The Return, Part 12: Let's Rock July 30 2017
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 24/09/2026
garfield prizes at game booth, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
garfield prizes at game booth, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brighton are going to win the league, folks
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Let's take a look at the pumps!
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
KOSTOULAS!
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pascal Gross the man that you are
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Only just getting around to the Emergency Reunion with Tim Heidecker and it's so good
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Already a bit of an emotional wreck watching the first part of 70 Up
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 18/09/2026
Maggots?
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S01E02 Hell Hath Fury 5 February 2004
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was grabbing a slice of pizza after seeing a (great) doc at Film Forum today and I saw Josh Hart. New York it's a helluva town
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 17/09/2026
If I want to highlight social prejudice I will, but I'll do it my way.
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S01E05 Scotch Mist 26 February 2004
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rest in peace, Annie Dillard pioneerworks.org/broadcast/to...
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Annie Dillard: Total Eclipse | Broadcast
The great writer on the best minutes of her lifetime.
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
YouTube comments as the town square, it's a beautiful sight
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Frasier D&D @frasierdnd.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: “Oh! I’m in a Dungeons & Dragons group, too. But we’re doing an official, prewritten adventure.” [FRASIER SCOFFS] FRASIER: “Prewritten! The storyteller’s crutch.” BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: “I’m the storyteller.” FRASIER: “… And what is a crutch if not a timeless and wonderful invention?”
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) Omelas NIMBY
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Omelas NIMBY
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Alison @gothblairwaldorf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think it’s possible there are people on here unaware of the Inland Empire seed art at the MN State Fair
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/09/2026
A question we could face ourselves: what might we do differently, if we accepted that the police are not failing to protect the public, but telling us who they believe is worthy of protection?
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
i dont think anyone has achieved mastery of the bullshit graphic more than brass eye
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Corndog @corndog.ninja · 28/08/2026
I knew I was holding on to this .PSD file for a reason
Anthony Kiedis in the music video for "Around the World", captioned "TOTALLY EXONERATED, NO WRONGDOING."
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