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@futtywap.bsky.social
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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Great day for everything to come crashing down
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
You’re telling me this ranch grows butter and milk?
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Get this dementor off the stage
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I work really hard to make up for all the thousands of holographic Pokemon cards my mom threw away
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Michael Vick in a different universe would’ve been a fantastic Pokémon trainer
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Need a CTA bus that is for cig smoking only
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
About to become the biggest PSG fan, excuse me
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Harry Kane is Harry Kane is Harry Kane
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Ben Ross @benross.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Steve Kerr wore a Harvard basketball shirt after the Warriors’ win tonight: “Yes, this is me supporting Harvard. Way to go. Way to stand up to the bully.”
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Love the idea of being at the back of a charging army running towards a line of shields and spears. I can say I was there but I am in no way making a difference. Like the Brian Scalabrine of warfare.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 16/04/2025
so i've been honing my approach and i've landed on the optimal way to interact with cybertruck drivers: give them an enthusiastic thumbs up first, before dramatically turning it upside down and scowling. did it this morning and watched the light leave a man's eyes. very powerful
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Did not need to be reminded he’s on the Dolphins
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
You’re telling me there’s gold in this state?
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I was shooting a 3 and this guy on the other team tried to distract me and farted in my ear with his mouth. And then I swished it. I responded and said “in your ass”. Not my best work.
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Lollipop ejected
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
#Belt2Ass #LetsGoMagic
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Since when can NBA refs smoke crack
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Cole Anthony gonna make me act up
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Trae Young - Charmander Dyson Daniels - Charmeleon Jalen Johnson - Charizard
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Standard mood for the 2025 dolphins season
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Ha! Gueyeeeeee!
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Is this anything? #OnlyFranz
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Jalen Suggs barber is a bad friend and is stealing money from him
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Out Of Context Football @nocontextfooty.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
The one thing standing in between the Magic and the playoffs
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Honestly shocked Shaq remembered to wear Blue for the Magic game
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Play the song
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Where do I go on this site to have heated discussions over Orlando Magic bench players
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Jason Beede @jbeede.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
A look inside Kia Center ahead of tonight’s Play-In game between the #Magic and Hawks on TNT 📍
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
America should only deport “people” who support Arsenal
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Champions League 2nd legs after a blowout just don’t have as much juice
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Methinks Naji Marshall is not as good as Steph Curry
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Walter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
He is a union apprentice and raising three special needs kids, two of them from his wife's previous relationships so yes he is certainly in the running.
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
media.tenor.com
a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
You’re telling me DOGE is corrupt??
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Chocolate murder attempt
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
it’s what Jackie would’ve wanted
DraftKings offering a 42% parlay profit boost
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I’m doing a Twitter cleanse, is he freaking out about the mole story
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Watched “The Thing” by John Carpenter last night and for a guy who normally soils his shorts when he has to walk down a dark hallway it was actually a fun time. Maybe this will be a horror gateway drug.
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Really enjoyed having Ramsey on my football team but it’s over. Whole season will feel like a slow ending to the Grier era and I couldn’t be happier.
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
This feels like a threat
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Taco Bell cantina chicken is a one way ticket to toilet town
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
17th and winning Europa would be best case scenario at this point and I’m not sure how valuable that is for Tottenham as opposed to Ange
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I’ll take it off your hands
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Me after a large coffee and 2 donuts from Dunkin
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Our squad is too talented to be losing to that Wolves team. It’s going to be hard to get behind another manager if Ange is sacked. Levy has given no evidence that he can support a manager enough to deliver trophies. Never ending revolving door of mediocrity.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I see someone is a fan of Daredevil Born Again
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james @futtywap.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Tottenham fans Daniel Levy happiness
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