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@fussycoder.bsky.social
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One dog and her human. The human does computer & security stuff across the UK at various .ac.uk's. Bit daft. Harmless enough. Enjoy every sandwich. Wear a mask 😷. Join a union.

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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 12h
That is *exceptional* !!
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 12h
No, not *that* one. Although Insta is full of original posts making the same joke about *that* one 🙄.
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 12h
I tip my hat, Sir 👏👏👏
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 12h
Just turned the radio on. Mariah 'kin Carey. 'sake.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 14h
It’s a lil comic! 

Panel 1: a smiling man holds up a tablet playing a video of a cat on a unicycle playing a drum. “Look! A cat drummer on a unicycle!”

Panel 2: frowning onlookers smugly say “it’s just AI.”

Panel 3: the cat, at home, looks hopeful. “So? Did they like it?” The man, sad, says, “your talent fell upon the worst possible era.”
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 13h
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Damn You
Alt: Damn You Charlton Heston film scene thing.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 13h
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 21h
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 13h
Stoopid innit.
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 13h
Tsk tsk
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 13h
Go for it.
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 13h
Cheeseless?? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 17h
Almost forgot: happy That Tom Hollander Interview Day to all who celebrate
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 13h
With towels. So very often.
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 13h
Don't work on a Sunday night! Numpty.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think I’m the only person who will appreciate this
Triangular diagram labelled The Introvert
Hierarchy of Needs. 

Top: Self-actualisation - A completely empty house. An arrow pointing to the house says “Nobody needs anything. Nobody is coming home for hours. Phone on silent.” 

The next level is Esteem - Plans getting cancelled. An arrow here says “‘Sorry, we're going to have to rearrange.’ Oh no. That's terrible. I'm devastated.” 

Next level: Belonging - One person you actually like. No group chat. No networking. No "let's go round and introduce ourselves." Just one person you can talk absolute shit with. 

Fourth level: Safety - An escape route. Own car. End seat. Knowing exactly when the event finishes. A believable reason to leave early.

Bottom of pyramid: Physiological needs - Being left the fuck alone for a bit. Food. Water. Sleep. 45 minutes where nobody speaks to you.

Created by Lee Harding, @theintrovertedrecruiter
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 20h
Watching episodes of Ludwig (a struggle). Lots of loudness. Molly doesn't like lots of the noises. There's just been a gunshot. No flinch. Not a flicker. Should I be worried?
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 21h
But what about lunch?
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 21h
First reaction: bloody hell he's grown. Then looked more closely (and read the alt-text).
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 21h
My water filter has started whistling a single off-key note when I pour. I don't think it's supposed to do that. Anyway, as you were.
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 21h
Happy birthday!!! 🎈🎈🎈
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The naughty donkeys returning from their adventure and crossing the Caroline bridge
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This evening's walk involved scenery.
Molly on top of a concrete lidded thingy on the site of a multi-puddle reservoir. Ok multi reservoir site. Lots of big puddles. Anyway she's standing in front of us looking to her right (our left) staring at the path we've just walked in case she spots someone she knows. The sky behind her is vivid blue and the greenery very green.One of the very big puddles. In the foreground is the stones that make up a slope down from the path you walk along to the water. The surface of the wet stuff is like glass, reflecting the distant trees perfectly. Sky's still blue.A field with fluffy sheeps in it. The separating us from them in a stone wall which Molly is always upset separates most effectively hound from sheeps. Not that she'd do anything if she were confronted by them. Well maybe she'd run off.
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🤷‍♂️
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Borderline.
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*recuses self from this sub thread thus leaving whiplash injuries a matter for the individual to cope with*
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've done some gardening, tended to a nasty leg ouchie Molly's got from her new coat, altered said coat to try and avoid further sad looks, done a load of ironing, and if that doesn't make me someone worthy of a half nod from across the street by people on the Apps, I don't know what will.
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So you _felt_ like you wanted something?
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Quail, hen or ostrich?
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Birthday!!!🎈🎈🎈
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"It's cold, you only gave me beef and chicken for breakfast and you're making me listen to Basement Jaxx on the radio. Hate you."
Molly on her bloody big bed, wrapped in a pale grey blanket head visible. Looks annoyed at the camera.
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Dev Petty @devpetty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A plea to all you wonderful folks who are thinking to adopt (not buy) a dog or cat… The shelters are FILLED with animals who’ve been surrendered. Yesterday they had a bed and a family and now they are confused and terrified through no fault of their own. Consider giving them a next chapter.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Regret to report that the Syncopaticaption system from W1A is out in the wild.
BBC news: Welsh First Minister delivers speech in English and Welsh. 

Captions read: you ma God were the anal canal Bob cam.
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Both at the same time?
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 02/10/2026
Not saying standards have fallen at the BBC but this typo is now twenty hours old
A screenshot of a YouTube video entitled '"He's completely wong" | Andrew Neil and Chris Curtis clash over Burnham's EU stance'
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Might be bedtime soon?
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Police have released in an image of their prime suspect.
Major cocaine haul missing from court and replaced with flourHomepride Fred
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Ann Bartow @annbartow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have watched this a million times and probably will one million more. Do the right thing and you can help change the world.
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I now assume anyone who strikes up a conversation with me will do something like this, so I just accept the pattern.
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wouldn't have anyone waste their energy. It's that person's loss.
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bumholes :(
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hahahaha another person has just treated me like crap on a different app 🤣. (You have to laugh)
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sleep? What that?
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
is it say hello, it’s say hello isn’t it
Shark diver reveals the one thing you should do if a shark approaches you 
               👋🏼 🦈 👋🏼
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you decide to, here's a link to all of them (I think) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...?
bbc.co.uk
BBC Sounds - Calming Sounds - Available Episodes
Listen to the latest episodes of Calming Sounds on BBC Sounds.
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like but not like, if you see what I mean.
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah. Have you come across the Cbeebies overnight episodes? Eg these but there are others
Snipped image of the BBC sounds application showing two "calming sounds" episodes - Rain and Car Journey
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 28/09/2026
them: what do you do? me: i’m a stockbreaker them: don’t you mean stockbroker me, smashing an oxo cube with a hammer: no
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think as a change, tonight & overnight I shall not remain awake until 5am and then leap forth into Tuesday with a only a few winks slept. Well, it's a plan at any rate.
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Setting a new record I've managed to spend 2 hours just scrolling... *sigh* 🙄
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