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mustardwater connoisseur coffee person ☕️ photographer 📷 ~all photos my own~ gamelan bali sci-fi nerd

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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Murderboot
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Akira Brazil
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I dunno y’all, Sydney Sweeney told me I need to put a Kalshi bet on whether or not the public execution will be successful on the first try, so I’m going to go ahead and get a Klarna loan or whatever
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New trend alert! Not knowing the difference between it’s and its, so just putting the apostrophe wherever like this: its’
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For millennials, middle school lunchroom food was a psyop to get us to accept AI slop
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Liℤℤy Kodpuak née Acid Lich (can’t spell sheaves without she) @acidlich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bringing durian to my job interview
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Take a pitcher”, they said. “It’ll last longer”, they said.
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you buy Lucky SHD400 in China, you get what you pay for. A little more than $1/roll.. Shots from #Portugal this year 📷 #shootfilm #kodakh35
black and white photo of portuguese statue black and white photo of portuguese statue in coimbra black and white photo of a church in porto black and white photo of a monument in lisbon
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Carla @cwalworth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But what about hot coffee?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
instructions unclear, reinventing both refrigeration and coffee roasting from first principles at the job interview
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay I’ll go out on a limb: Neagley the character is cool. The premise and execution of the first season sucks.
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Basically Neagley S1
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In short: No Ninja, No Ninja, No
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s my Mayor.
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
tfw it’s not that everyone’s joining telegram, it’s that all your foreign friends are leaving, and leaving their phone numbers behind. seems like some sort of sign..
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
All you need to know about Danny Meyer: decaf, non-fat, extra hot latte, no foam. No tip. Enlightened hospitality indeed.
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
guy who pronounces lozenge like lasagna
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
For those paying attention, this actually presages the inclusion of Baltimora’s ‘Tarzan Boy’ on the TMNT III soundtrack. In fact… did Baltimora do this version of the theme song, and then get included in the later soundtrack as a result??
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When the brewery switches from mild pop to a full Fugazi album when you walk in after a long day of work on a Friday
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Blue Velvet: Man Shouts 'Let's Fuck!'
Alt: Here’s to your fuck, Frank
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this is called a vin wang
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They have successfully gotten us talking about checks when we should be talking about balances. We all know there’s no longer any checks.
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remember when hipsters would criticize a band, calling it “derivative”? That’s AI. Derivative. And now the hipsters are correct.
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i choose to believe a basilisk is an obelisk made entirely of basil. thanks, rokko. you are indeed contributing to my modern life.
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 07/09/2026
every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If I wasn’t such a cat dad, I’d probably be dog pilled
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you aren’t already aware of how dire the situation is, I just saw D.A.R.E. campaigning in front of the pet store.
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Ravi and Anoushka Shankar Goldie Bob Dylan Sonic Youth (x3) Herbie Hancock Bad Brains (x2) Primus (x2) U. Srinivas Melvins (x3) Godspeed You! Black Emperor
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Billy Strings :: Billy Corgan Strings :: Organ I will not be taking questions at this time
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Falling of the Berlin wall. My dad said “this is important, you should remember this.” So I did.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fuuuuuuuck :(
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Absolutely scads of biographies of contemporary composers that list specific international artists as “World Music” influences … but never when it’s Balinese or Javanese music. If Daft Punk can list their teachers, so can Steve Reich or anyone else.
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Info Gempa @infogempa.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
INFO GEMPA 🌎 #update 📅 15 Agu 2026 🕒 04:58:24 WIB 🌐 8.41 LS, 121.39 BT 📈 Magnitude: 7.7 📏 Kedalaman: 15 km 📍 30 km TimurLaut MBAY-NAGEKEO-NTT 🚨 Potensi tsunami untuk diteruskan pada masyarakat 🎯 -
informasi gempa: 30 km TimurLaut MBAY-NAGEKEO-NTT
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s French for “the prosy”, I’m told
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Pretty sure Soundgarden knew about this one way back in 1994..
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
They’ve been trying to solve for corn for generations, and Jimmy just goes out and does this.. man, we’d better care
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Edward the Movie Buff 🎞🎬🎥📽 @midgetmoxie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
John Goodman as Sobchak in The Big Lebowski (1998).
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Shat too, Brutus?
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Need to make it look like they’re trying, until they can announce his death on August 3rd, so they can keep the seat vacant until January.
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Getting older and more out of touch with popular culture is pretty awesome, actually. A news headline will be like “JEFFY BIGGUMS LOSES CONTROL OF REAL ESTATE CAREER!” and I can just sit back and continue to have no idea who Jeffy is without a care in the world.
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Old MacDonald had a server farm. AI AI O
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hear me out: Matthew Macfadyen as Ray Manzarek in a remake of The Doors movie.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is painful and embarrassing, but I don’t have any choice right now www.gofundme.com/f/help-richa...
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Donate to Help Richard Keep the Lights On and Feed His Cat, organized by Richard Kadrey
This is painful and embarrassing, but I don’t have any choice right … Richard Kadrey needs your support for Help Richard Keep the Lights On and Feed His Cat
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
smdh
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Welp, I guess Frank Zappa had the right idea about salads
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The sheer longevity of the MAHA Blast™️ discourse just goes to show how limitlessly entertaining toilet humor is; none of us have grown up, nor will we ever.
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evan. @fups.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
vibe coding by opening up a command prompt, turning on my vibrator, and dropping it on the keyboard
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Dekiru Neko Masterful Cats: Fast Typing
Alt: vibe coding in slow motion
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Ben Sears @bensears.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Drawing of eyes watching an ice agent
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