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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
A heartfelt Death to America this morning.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Coming to terms with the fact that with pop music I’m just a Max Martin fan.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Photo of Marco Rubio leaning towards a lamp. A red line is inscribed over Rubio and a red line is inscribed over the lamp indicating that Rubio has feelings towards the lamp that are unrequited.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 16/12/2025
No one’s rich like Gaston That’s the pitch for “Gaston” No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston He’s a circle that begs to be squared It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit Yes his backstory’s moving and layered And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I’m can’t stop thinking about verstappen’s temper tantrum in Spain and how it might cost him the championship.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Ok, ok, I hate AI but… having a work gmail thread summarized in a way that makes clear that I was doing things right and had followed up numerous times is validating.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Absolutely drowning this dumpling in vinegar.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Can’t believe this Elon-ass post is still up.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Bob Dylan accidentally invented stomp rock in the 80s, but he shouldn’t be blamed for it.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Me, next time I post some historical inaccuracy: shit, better take some sexy pics and finally get that onlyfans account going.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Just witnessed the changing of the guard at the Jehova’s Witness table. A moving ceremony.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Fuck Charlie Kirk, who is somehow even more disingenuous in death than he was while living.
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If you didn't vote Dem, you helped make this: @airbagmoments.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
This one is a little complicated, but exactly right. (The bear is dead.)
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Just had a very vivid dream where James Taylor accosted me and some friends on the street and persuaded us to come into his new restaurant. He was just the host / impresario and explained that the chef had just finished serving as the chef on a submarine. He kept making excuses for the food. Hmm.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
George Lincoln Rockwell Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I don’t actually want groyper camps but they’re funny to conceptualize.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Oh HELL yes
Screenshot of an announcement from SESAME WORKSHOP.
The Sesame Street library is coming to YouTube!
Beginning in January 2026, YouTube will have the largest digital library of Sesame Street content, with hundreds of full episodes coming to the Sesame Street channels.
Join us as we help children
everywhere grow smarter, stronger, and kinder, one episode at a time.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 31/08/2025
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
Post from President Trump on Truth Social:

Six people were killed, and 24 people were shot, in Chicago last weekend, and JB Pritzker, the weak and pathetic Governor of Illinois, just said that he doesn’t need help in preventing crime. He is CRAZY!!! He better straighten it out, FAST, or we’re coming! MAGA. President DJT
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I’m have word that the president’s condition is dire but RFK jr is en route with leeches and colloidal silver.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Fastest I’ve ever typed “stop” in my life.
Screenshot of a fundraising text saying “Can you help me be the first Navy
SEAL ever elected as a Democrat to the House?”
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
All along I was confusing Dean Cain with Dane Cook.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Caller: uh, hey Stavvy Baby and hey Eldis. So my question is this: how long after a woman has eaten dog food is it not gross to get a blow job from her? I’m assuming at least a couple days, right? We don’t kiss so that’s not an issue. She says no kissing, that’s her rule.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Goliathis NOT AUTHORIZED toimplement.
Data collection at this scale willattract "visitors" again.
That's whylhaveto ask, Jane: Can|count onyouto donate $5 (becomes $20 with todav's Triple-Match activated!) before midnight? The best link todonate isrighthere: m.dscc.org/ 6KihMVbmX3QY
Thankyou,
ChuckSchumer
Stop2End
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
It’s now an insult to address Fredo Corleone as “Chris”.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
A rat done bit my sister Nell
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
NY earthquake?
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
@majorityreport.bsky.social , I hope you have prof Law on as soon as she’s doing press for the book. It would be perfect for TMR even if it weren’t so particularly salient right now.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Remarkable that the pinkfong “countries of the world” song goes so far out of its way to avoid African countries that the L country is Luxembourg.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Death to America.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I am a mushroom.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I used to assume Trump was a creep and was probably introduced to of-age women by Epstein, possibly trafficked women, etc. now it’s like WTF, there’s something horrendous being hidden here.
Nytimes headlines and subheadings stating: 

Johnson Shutting Down House Until September to Block Epstein Vote Speaker Mike Johnson said votes would end Wednesday night in what he called an effort to avoid "political games" related to the handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files.
See more updates ›
Justice Dept. Reaches Out to Ghislaine Maxwell, a Longtime Epstein Associate
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katie honan @katiehonan.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
New Yorkers to Vote on Affordable Housing Fast Track and Election Calendar This Fall www.thecity.nyc/2025/07/21/b...
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Lee Harvey getting hungry or something
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Is Trump about to become an ephebophilia guy?
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Need this re-shot 1:1 with Michael Cera.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Had a dream where I watched a semi-viral video clip of two guys on “walking bikes” run into each other and they both, clearly upset, say “you hit me bro” as they attempt to right their bikes. The rest of the dream was tracking down the video’s origin.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Safe to assume that Adams’ actuall place of residence is in the South Sandwich Islands
Screenshot -2 utc time zone locations, including Brazil snd South Sandwich Islands.
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Yair Wallach @yairwallach.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Haaretz's Hagar Shezaf reports that settlers took over the West Bank Palestinian village of Mu'arajat and expelled its population, numbered in the hundreds. This is the largest ethnic cleansing to occur in the West Bank since 1967.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I imagined the Chatsubo in 1984. 41 years later I opened its door. Neuromancer is in production.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Gavin Newsom: so your saying we should deport people to Finland?
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Stephanie Rodgers 🍉 @bootstheory.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
MamDANI once told me The billionaires would owe me He wants to invoke Trans shariaaaaaaa
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Real F•R•I•E•N•D•S lore.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Valtteri Bottas trying to hide his smirking.
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 26/06/2025
GoFundMe is accused of unfair restrictions and financial freezes on Palestinian aid fundraisers.
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As Gaza starves, GoFundMe accused of blocking ‘millions of dollars’ raised
GoFundMe is accused of unfair restrictions and financial freezes on Palestinian aid fundraisers.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I just want to say, I think this is great to have on the record as Iran can now more forcefully assert that US sanctions are not needed and also that any further military action by US or Israel would not be warranted.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
This move unfortunately defines Ramos as a politician. Hopefully she can go back to being a decent legislator and actually commit to progressive values and stop with tactless self aggrandizing stunts.
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fungalinflection @fungalinflection.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
A cartoon with diverging paths for “Bill ackman’s millions to save the city” either going towards “A corrupt current mayor who speaks in unintentional riddles.” Or “A man who thinks he’s Batman but in a red beret and with cats instead.”
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