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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We shouldn't let racists eat our butts, even if they look like they might be good at it.

Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Empathy attempt #1: Imagine spending your whole life baiting minorities for money, and then you get shot by a white guy. How embarrassing.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is it okay to use the phrase "up the wooden hill" during a date?

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Idea born from a dream: a Channel 4 reality show called "Let's Marry That!”, presented by David Mitchell and Victoria Coren for some reason. Followed on E4 by a Big Brother's Little Brotherean analysis show called "Let's Marry WHAT?!"

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alexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement

screenshot of an achievement from the game Disco Elysium. The achievement is titled "the world's most laughable centrist" for defending the political centre 7 times. 23.6% of players achieved this.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

PROPOSAL: dress up as Roko's Basilisk (photo for reference), sneak into AI bros' homes, and do a Jacob Marley-esque visitation in the night to tell them to mend their ways or it'll infinity-eat their souls or pee in their shoes or whatever.

A Kermit the Frog handpuppet, looking judgmental.

Not mine but apparently for sale on eBay, so i guess I should include the link by way of photo credit. Apparently it's a 1970s vintage, so that's cool.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265137578339

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Every HYROX rule is written in ... well, not blood, but it has blood *in* it.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Who the hell are they trying to convince?!

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

What's the acceptable level of graphicness when describing the reason for a sickness absence to your employer? I get the impression that phrases like "shitting through the eye of a needle" are inappropriate but how else do you convey that?

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I know rabid nationalist rhetoric never has to make sense, but... do people really think that "an antisemitic government" would have put up with Israel shit for THIS long?

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

ahhhhhhhh the Fettermans..... *Danny Elfman noises*

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Might be late to the party, but I really think we need to get back to valuing physical media - whether it's burning CDs or printing photos or whatever. It's about preserving real personal history. Otherwise the past is whatever some shithead builds a statue of.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Canada to respond by renaming Lake Michigan as "Lake Where Donald Trump Allegedly Drowned A Child".

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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

“Consumerism as activism” can be a questionable tactic… but it’s worth noting: if you all see COYOTE VS ACME this weekend and make it a giant hit… you will specifically humiliate David Zaslov and make him miserable… while also seeing an entertaining and heartfelt movie. The definition of win/win.

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Wile E. Coyote Bored

Alt: Wile E. Coyote files his fingernails.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A woman gets sad at her wedding. But it turns out, things could be worse.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Double whammy of classic Grauniad headlines: "Labour MPs will push Burnham to Back voting reform in first 100 days". and "Five more arrested over crash the killed seven people including two police officers".

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Tried explaining this to American people - that Fauci's recommendations were basically the same as everyone else. But exceptionalism means that it doesn't matter. The US is a special little guy with special little problems that can only be solved with special little solutions.

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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

A true classic of its era.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

On the way back from shopping, just saw a guy, probably mid-30s/early 40s, smoking weed on the corner, in big parachute pants and a Pinky & The Brain hoodie. Nice to know I'm buying in a good area.

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Awesome use of highlighters 😮 画画的小Wz. ~ Little Wz who draws

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Navy Man (descendant of ANTIFA since the revolution) @navymanhy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Brilliant. How real trolling is done.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

woke up this morning with the phrase, "Ork pronouns, 'e / 'em" stuck in my brain so there you all go

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Finished my Child run on Pronoun Palace. I hope no one knows what any of that means.

A screenshot of the video game Pronoun Palace - best described as a cross between Boggle, turn-based RPG combat, and Nineteen Eighty Four, in which you one of five playable characters goes on a quest to regain their pronouns.

The playable character known as the Child has just played the words "boner quota".

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Is it rude to tell someone their business model is demonic without offering an equally profitable alternative? Yes. Do it anyway.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Hollywood's approach to YouTube was completely ass-backwards for years. They had this amazing source of directing talent who've proved themselves over and over again, but instead they put a bunch of gormless influencers in movies.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Pictured: Tony Blair, emerging from his cum-cocoon to grace us with his wisdom.

The severely emaciated Cillian Murphy zombie in a field of rapeseed in 28 Years Later, literally being every British person in summer.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Been laughing at this on and off for two days, from Cassie Landerkin on TikTok

A meme that says Horse a man to fish, and he’ll horse for a day (and the picture is a horse with a man head catching a carp with a fishing rod

The second part that says “but a man manhorse fishman life fish horsetime.” And it shows a man with two faces above a horse with a man head, and on the other side a fish with a man head, a carp, and a gorse with a clock on its side

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

If you have to say "this is not a golden calf statue", it is.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Trying to avoid live electoral coverage, but the narrative seems to be "it's still too early to say whether Keir Starmer fits the precise definition of a millstone, so we should keep him around our neck anyway".

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Back in I wanna say 2005, me and my friends were planing to go on a pub crawl in Scarborough, all dressed as Jimmy Saville. In retrospect, I'm quite glad we didn't. I don't really know how culturally significant prom is, but... do you really want to look back on it and remember a dead rapist?

Prom photos in which a teenage couple are clad in stars and stripes attire and carrying a TRUMP flag.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

PLOT TWIST: misunderstood supervillain Peter Thiel's tragic backstory is that he's actually setting up all that surveillance to stop any more houseboys falling out of windows.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

"I hate paedophiles" "HOW DARE YOU ATTACK CHRISTIANS!"

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Fiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Starmer grilling: Cons: "This was a breach of procedure that we're all very upset about for reasons we struggle to articulate." Labour: "Holy fucking shit, what were you thinking you towering arsehole?" Reform: "u r liebore lol" Lib Dems: "We're also here."

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Peter Magyar is like if JK Rowling had to write a Hungarian character and thought "Goulash Legosi" would be too on the nose. Which she wouldn't.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

the devil just blinked

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

This guy comes into my flat now, and I don't want to deter him but I'm not going to be living here much longer so I probably should.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

mfw when a country actually arrests one of its own people for war crimes.

Jordan "friendlyjordies" Shanks screenshotted at an inopportune moment that makes him look like he is achieving orgasm. He was talking about Ben Roberts-Smith's arrest for war crimes so it's only slightly disingenuous.

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