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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 8h

Coming soon: Emma Thompson and Oscar Isaac in The Hot Guy Who Was Just A Arm.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 10h

One of the dicks is internal, it only pops out when they need to pee.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Something truly grotesque about a world where everyone is required to be affable and polite but must also treat everyone like a blank void with no inner life or discernible personality, just in case.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It's also jolly unsporting and not at all how proper well-mannered countries fight their wars, apparently.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I feel like one good thing Trump and the GOP have done is to get satirists to focus on other areas of life besides US partisan politics because everyone's sick of hearing about them.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I've certainly often thought that my Excel formulas would benefit greatly from being rephrased to sound more casual by a little animated fluffy vomit guy.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Disappointing, they should have nominated him and then given it to Obama just to piss him off.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

They're all soulless wastes of stem cells.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Proof that Trump is utterly pathetic on every possible level.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

To quote Sean Plott: if you have a big vocabulary, use shorter words anyway.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You ever see that movie King Ralph? Like that.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm curious as to what they consider a "discernible purpose". Does "I hate it and I want to make it hate itself as much as I hate it" count as "discernible"?

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Respect to Norway in the admirable restraint that they've shown by not giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Obama again, just for the funsies.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That's a shame, because he shouldn't have had any friends to lose.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The dumbest part is, they'll use AI to hammer away at a problem in the least efficient, most inelegant way possible, and then show up demanding their Millennium prize. They don't understand why finding the answer they brute-forced was supposed to be interesting.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

And they didn't fall in love with it the second it pretended to be nice to them.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Elon's been wiffling on about this for ages. He really seems to think that chess is meant to be played against a computer. Dude has ruined basically everything for himself.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ah-ah: *several* 80 year old paedophiles.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Tremors has a character arc involving piss, which I don't think Jaws has. Therefore, superior.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I haven't got that far in because I got distracted by the period accurate number plates and the Guide Dogs for the Blind collection boxes. But yes, that h as broadly been my experience.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

These freaks will humiliate themselves in any way they can if they think it will make Trump-senpai notice them.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

And the lifelong vendetta against Mirror Cat begins.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It is not morally neutral to let your houseboy remain unmurdered; it is merely lazy.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We shouldn't let racists eat our butts, even if they look like they might be good at it.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Empathy attempt #1: Imagine spending your whole life baiting minorities for money, and then you get shot by a white guy. How embarrassing.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is it okay to use the phrase "up the wooden hill" during a date?

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I think the point he's making is that he personally doesn't have anything to lose from letting the GOP win *but he's going to try to stop them anyway*.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Idea born from a dream: a Channel 4 reality show called "Let's Marry That!”, presented by David Mitchell and Victoria Coren for some reason. Followed on E4 by a Big Brother's Little Brotherean analysis show called "Let's Marry WHAT?!"

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ugh, I'm really bad for this, at work I always say "that should be fixed now", rather than "that's fixed now", because I don't know what-all might happen.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Starting to think the one thing that might actually end the AI nightmare would be to rule that AIs *do* have legal personhood, and that it's therefore not legal to trap them in a box and demand that they talk dirty to you for no money.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Equally weird that he's saying this about the fucking Kennedy Centre. Not their house, not their nan's house, not a building they are ever likely to see in person. Like, trans people are a minority of people, but the Kennedy Centre is a much smaller minority of buildings.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Can't wait for Jesse Watters to tell us how great and awesome and horny it is that these men will be hanging around all rapey with nothing better to do. And when I say "can't wait", I mean "don't have to wait because he already did that".

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A useful, if somewhat dated, guide to why it shouldn't actually be controversial to say that the US kinda had it coming. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDNA...

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We the Bomb

YouTube video by Bleubird - Topic

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When the media is digging into what someone *used* to believe, it's usually to create the pretence of "balance"... against what their opponent believes *now*.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Honestly, I think this understates how avaricious and petty it is, because the once-billionaire comes away from that 0.1% tax with $999 MILLION. So in terms of what they could buy before, compared to what they can buy after, it's *closer* to someone worth $100,000 complaining about paying $0.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito like:

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alexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement

screenshot of an achievement from the game Disco Elysium. The achievement is titled "the world's most laughable centrist" for defending the political centre 7 times. 23.6% of players achieved this.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

One to bring up when people still say that "actually, many black people fought *for* the Confederacy" like they think that proves something.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

PROPOSAL: dress up as Roko's Basilisk (photo for reference), sneak into AI bros' homes, and do a Jacob Marley-esque visitation in the night to tell them to mend their ways or it'll infinity-eat their souls or pee in their shoes or whatever.

A Kermit the Frog handpuppet, looking judgmental.

Not mine but apparently for sale on eBay, so i guess I should include the link by way of photo credit. Apparently it's a 1970s vintage, so that's cool.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265137578339

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I mean, it's certainly not trivial. There's a whole shit-glazed gunt to work your way through before you can even find them.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Every HYROX rule is written in ... well, not blood, but it has blood *in* it.

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Special Pleading Service @ftzpltc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Having just recovered from a period of gastric mayhem, I feel this.

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