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Book Fair Cryptid

@frozencardinal.bsky.social
126 followers 90 following 201 posts

Writer, crafter, Tarot reader, mom. SDF-born, transplanted to YEG. Go Cards. (Yes, I'm used to disappointment.) they/them preferred, she/her accepted

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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mr. and Mrs. ACC are serial killers and we have seen their trophy room
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Add 32 and 33 and I'm with you
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I believe collectively, if we start now, we can will USC to lose enough games that they wind up in the Holiday Bowl playing NC State and losing 16-10 on a last second failed safety attempt strip sack scoop and score. Start lighting candles if you can.
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You are the third sicko to get in my mentions with this 😅
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I try to avoid helping other people self-harm
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Orson Pig from Garfield and Friends in his Double-Oh-Orson persona
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Might and Magic II for the Commodore 64. My dad and I played that series together for 15 years.
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hell yeah. Splitty yarn + cables = a one-way trip to Frogland
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's awesome! What's the yarn?
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love how this chart's fame has endured three times as long as Tom Herman did at Texas
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Arthur and Porygon at the library 
The text : 
"The only data centers that should be funded are public libraries!"
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
2023
satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What can I say, I was an English major
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Mine's a ladybug and I keep waiting for her to become awesome like @hulcricket.bsky.social but maybe it only works on crickets
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In Vancouver = premium
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Enjoy your fixed prices
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Troposphere Jam
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Decent-ish Fidelity
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How about a compromise: they can have Calgary and everything south of it
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 29/07/2026
in this life... you have a choice to do some good you also have a choice to do some harm I can celebrate your how you lived or celebrate that you left ... that choice is yours
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Why are you assaulting me with the facts of linear time
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
There is no one in his life, which is why he's like this
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Me last night: holy shit this might go to extra time Me today: shit goddammit this might go to extra time
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I just wanted you to know I appreciate the effort! Alt text that's fun/interesting to read rocks
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
In addition to being very cute, you put such lovely detail into your alt text!
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The bridges probably needed demolition anyway. But no Virginia Woolf River Walks.
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So much this. Feel your feelings, but don't do anything permanent right now
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Shit, man, I'm so sorry. That's a lot to process. If there's any way we can possibly help, holler.
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image
Three-panel comic in which the Muppet Gonzo walks down a hallway, passes by doors marked "women" and "men", then enters one marked "whatever"
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Possum captioned "you can't unmountain dew what's already been mountain done"
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The black is perfection compared to that baby's-first-shit green on the sidelines
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Congratulations and best wishes to you both as you start the next chapter of your wonderful story!
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Can't wait for the indignant posts about how Kid 2 should recuse herself since she choreographed my dancers
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
🇸🇲
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Not even me? 💔
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
When I studied abroad in Panama City, taxi drivers would take one look at me, switch to English, and quote me a fare with the full gringa tax, and the way they deflated when I replied in Spanish, asking them to show me the route on the city-mandated fare map, made me feel a little mean
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I reached a point where I had the princesses talking about the economies of their various realms. Anna was pitching an ice deal to Jasmine when mini-FC got mad and said I was making princesses boring
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It's not like there was a furnace in the alley
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I just punch ghosts and lions with manes made out of snakes and try to keep the rest of y'all in line. The punching is the easy part
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
A chocolate-chip cookie captioned "Here is a cookie for your accomplishment"
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Where "anyone" is defined as "Mormorn or Liluphis" @ponebrewed.bsky.social
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
🎵 Big ol' half-orc Agatha hoppin' through the alley, scoopin' up a badger and boppin' it on the head
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Jed was there, too -- can't tell if the blades were psychic just from the aftermath
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The VT00WF of encounters. Also if Agatha ever finds out which of you exploded the badger on her while she was asleep, there will be a stern discussion
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Picture of a possum captioned "i'm not a chef but boyardeez days getting harder and harder" in garishly contrasting fonts by Instagram's @69possums420
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This is my son's new favourite website. So many old records being taken off the shelf 😆
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Samples of FC's print and cursive handwriting using the "I keep my phone" sample text, written with a Noodler's Ink Ahab fountain pen and Diamine Cool Green ink.
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
One of the Teletubbies tragically merged with Noo-Noo the vacuum?
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I have seen the UK's entry and all I can think is that someone was nostalgic for "Teenage Life" cringe levels
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Book Fair Cryptid @frozencardinal.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Our family motto is "Don't tell me I can't"; zero problems detected
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