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Frog the Wizzard

@frogthewizzy.bsky.social
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I am but a frog doing shit and watching Sports 🟠⚪️ Dynamo/Dash 🔵🔴 Crystal Palace ⚫️⚪️ Monchengladbach 🟢🔵 Hartford Athletic 🔵🔴 Corpus Christi 🔴⚫️ FC Seoul So many others (i love soccer)

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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1. FC Köln posting this picture blissfully unaware that Klopp is taking another opportunity to steer him towards Dortmund
Köln instagram of Klopp with his arm around El Mala
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sophie Cunninghams gonna be playing in your local LA Fitness next season and I think that’s pretty neat
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BDC @bdoncarlos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you were a QB at UH and there isn’t a picture of you online wearing grillz did you actually QB at IH
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Meg Linehan @meglinehan.com · 28/09/2026
I’m at the point where if I’m commissioner for a day I’m banning City, United and FC from all team names.
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wanted the comets back But never like this. I’m glad they got to give Connecticut a win on the way out This fucking sucks dude
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Blessin confirmed Mfw
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Once Rodgers retires, i think I’ll take up Pittsburgh full time as a second sports city in the US I fucking loved Pittsburgh for the year i was there. PNC Park especially made a hell of an impression I’d go back in a heartbeat (Montreal my Canadian City)
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Jack Meenan @jackmeenan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gladbach #BMGM05
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I avoid this problem by just not watching Bayern games 😌
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
PUERTO RICOOOOOOOOOOO/
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve blocked so many “sports are stupid” people since I joined Bluesky it’s honestly crazy Just shut the fuck up lmao
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 13/09/2026
That didn’t take long
Whole NFC South already underwater
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fuck the cubs
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My block list is almost entirely composed of Arsenal fans and people rhat posted about their dead dogs I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life I’m depressed enough to
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That’s the good shit
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The feeder program works well apparently
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
God dude Undav playing behind Demi is such a gross combo lmao
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 08/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, Borussia Dortmund
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Katherine @krzonca.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
reject modernity embrace tradition
the current USL Cup logo with a Prinx Tires sponsorship The former USL Cup logo with a Jäegermeister sponsorship
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jeb Bush meme where he is in front of an electoral vote map of the US. Its all yellow. Clinton 0 votes, trump 0 votes, Bundesliga Agenda 538 votes
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Being Potuguese
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pulling for Viking over Stuttgart today, but i know it won’t happen So I’m just going to enjoy getting to watch my favorite Norwegian club. And Hope Stuttgart does really well otherwise 😂
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bayern in the Conference League would be the most illegal thing i’ve ever seen lmao
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
THE FUCKING GAS MAAAAAAAAAAN
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Those journalists are typically right but YA LOVE TO SEE THESE MOMENTS LMAO
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Based Schalke Moment🫡
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A real tragedy for me Even though i want Elversberg to do well otherwise this season lol
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ve decided to believe that the Dash not being here means one of two things 1) I’m blind and stupid 2) They’re getting moved and aren’t important anymore (Or both) ((This is a joke))
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And people wanna say stuff about pineapple pizza while Europeans are actively committing culinary violation
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@ninesnorth.bsky.social they got the 2. BuLi being broadcast live on the official Bundesliga youtube rn
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
jesus i see what you’ve done for others meme
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
static.klipy.com
The Bundesliga Agenda Fandango Style
ALT: The Bundesliga Agenda Fandango Style
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Me, the tuba player
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
CLUB DE FUCKING FOOT YEAHHHHHHHHHH
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Show this week. Were going over an insane opening week of mens Bundesliga, and getting MS Paint predictions back for the upcoming week. Were also ranking Bundesliga jerseys yet again. Thursday at 6pm Central www.twitch.tv/50plusdoner and YouTube
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Frankfurt after getting Bukayo Saka for 10 mil in the Great Premier League Foreclosure Sale in 2028
Future with a money phone 

Caption: u aint got the juice like dat. MOOD
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James Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We might finally get to see Lionel Messi playing on an authentic soccer field like this
The Stadium at Memorial Field, Mount Vernon. Westchester SC vs New York Cosmos.
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
WOOOOOOOOOOO
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ICE FERRET AGHHHHHHHH
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Prem clubs getting told no will always make me giggle tbh
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m so annoyed
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Because, in true Houston fashion, they FUCKING hate us and want to watch us suffer (But maybe something cool happens idk)
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Now i have to look at Viking and just be sad
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah, THE DASH COULD IF THEY CARED😭😭😭
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Listen, all I’m saying is that a third party should fire all Dortmunds med staff and give them a new one
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I feel so seen by this
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just don’t watch Bayern games and the league is cool as fuck tbh
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Dennis N. @jalapinho.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Somebody get these BAVARIANS out of here!
static.klipy.com
Odyssey BEGGERS
ALT: Odyssey BEGGERS
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Listen, i’m gonna talk shit about Arsenal forever because most of the fanbase drives me crazy Declan Rice is a fucking wizard and I love him
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Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Fanatics have had enough of the sanitisation & greed in modern football & have called it a day. 20 years of hard work gone. Fed up of being searched, arrested, coaches stopped, banners taken etc. Football is going one way. And that way is away from the fans that the game was built around. #cpfc
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