iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ah. I remember Tony winning that 1694 election. Crazy times.

000

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Zohran Mamdani should be President one day. Whether he'll be voted for or not is another matter.

110

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ed's tour's going well, then.

000

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Doubt he's ever been to Cuba. I have. For a few weeks. They're all pretty chill. Can leave all doors open all day. First class healthcare and education. Things change slowly there, but be careful what you wish for.

110

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Will Jacks doing Weybridge CC proud. Go on the boy. #EngvSL

000

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Imagine catching strays off Charlotte Church.

000

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Never mind, Ed. You had a good run.

100

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Point today would steady the League ship and calm everyone down. #cpfc

040

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm going to see @jonathanpienews.bsky.social at the end of October, and I can't wait to see the Piemaster. You should go too. Link is in his bio etc.

000

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Deano you got me you beautiful, talented fucker. ♥️💙 #cpfc

020

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Bit fucking rich when you were Chancellor of the Exchequer at the time, George. I'll never forgive you. I will always despise you. Always.

140

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I've changed my mind and deleted my previous post. This is the design I really like. Anyone else? #cpfc

130

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

We're playing far too high up the pitch. Second half they gave everything but the way we play is running players into the ground. It's a massive, massive ask. #cpfc

220

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

En route to the field of dreams. See you in The Clifton! #cpfc

031

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think we need to just all agree to ban AI unless it's for help with healthcare. No good can come of it. We'll end up as brains in jars.

020

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

2 goals for JSL means a lot more than two goals for JSL. #cpfc

070

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I feel guilty about not going tonight. I remember when we were in the Championship and drew Prem sides I'd be offended if fans didn't show. I hope they understand that costs for a fan including Europe now are massive, and it's no slight. #cpfc #mfc

040

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Cardines has had an amazing start at Bristol City. He impressed me greatly at the end of last season in his home debut. It won't be long before he's competing for that spot at right back. Not long at all. #cpfc

010

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Excellent 3 points. First win for Clever Pete. UTBSP. #cpfc

040

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Today is Meatopia Day. The very best day of the year.

000

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I'm going to feel sad about Munoz all day. It is what it is and deep down I know that as a footballing / club decision it makes sense. Yet he has given us so much. His best years, I'd like to think. #cpfc

2141

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

America you really need to do something. Being passive doesn't work. Be more European! The madness is completely and utterly out of control and he is destroying the fabric of your nation. Do something!!

000

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Just spend a day taking this apart and putting it back together with some fixes. It's working. Here we go!

010

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

For me, this is the coolest motorbike ever made. Every time I see one (which is rare), I can't stop thinking about it.

110

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Munoz for £20m or relegation for -£300m? #cpfc

010

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

We're beating City tomorrow. Come on Palace. We all need to get right behind them. Nothing less. #cpfc

180

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

One thing I will agree on, is that the HF were ultimately treated like a dancing monkey by a large part of our"fans". Before them we sang and others joined in. They didn't look and stare. We need to go back to that collective. And we will. #cpfc #HF05

140

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The Fanatics have had enough of the sanitisation & greed in modern football & have called it a day. 20 years of hard work gone. Fed up of being searched, arrested, coaches stopped, banners taken etc. Football is going one way. And that way is away from the fans that the game was built around. #cpfc

381

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Rejoin the EU. Get the ball rolling. #Rejoin #EU

170

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Anyone up for a 1996-2004 reunion? Can get all the players to attend, our averae home attendance was probably 8k plus the away fans. I can sort it all out. If the 7 Palace fans on here DM me I'll go to Steve Parish.

000

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Boro at home. We're fucked. Play the kids. #cpfc

110

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If any curry restaurants near me come up with a "Tim Curry" dish tomorrow I am in and raising a glass.

000

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Thank you, Dolly. You made an impact on this spinning ball. I shall deal with your passing with humour as I am British and that's what we do. #Dolly #RIPDolly

031

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Anyone got a spare for FRIDAY? Lower Holmesdale ideally. For my son's mate who is desperate to come with us. I'll hit up the resale tickets if not so no big deal. #cpfc

000

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I take it this means Mateta is off to Forest or Villa or something. #cpfc

200

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Eagles and the Swans without a point between them so far. Not even a goal. Cheers lads. #cpfc #SwansRise

010

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

What happens when people with long-winded double-barrelled names have kids who then marry someone with a long winded double barrelled name? I find the whole thing baffling.

220

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

All I want for Christmas is PL survival and a very decent European campaign. Thank you for listening. #cpfc

1120

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Inflation has been so high in the US and wages have increased significantly to combat that, but yet most in the middle are still poor. My tuppence, American friends. Move to Europe and live like Kings and Queens. You earn double than us Londoners for starters. #Trump #US #USA

000

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I wish I didn't have 3-0 burnt into my brain. #cpfc

130

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Well the theme of getting beaten 3-0 pre-season seems to be here to stay. Let's hope we don't have another Frank de Boer on our hands. Another one that wanted players to play in different positions or at least capable of doing so. #cpfc

110

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

There may yet be time for a Chalobah loan to #cpfc

100

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I might be in the minority here, but I would not be wanting to sell Danny Munoz this summer. One of the few senior players in the squad, and capable of single handedly turning a game (and the players' mentalities) around. #cpfc

380

Jack Barton @jackkbarton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Currently in a locals bar in a tiny Spanish village. #cpfc

060