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Frog the Wizzard

@frogthewizzy.bsky.social
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I am but a frog doing shit and watching Sports 🟠⚪️ Dynamo/Dash 🔵🔴 Crystal Palace ⚫️⚪️ Monchengladbach 🟢🔵 Hartford Athletic 🔵🔴 Corpus Christi 🔴⚫️ FC Seoul So many others (i love soccer)

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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Show this week We finally got men’s Bundesliga to talk about after coming back from the store. Frauen of course. Then since it is the start of Mascot Month, we rank all Bundesliga mascots on the DnD alignment scale. Who is chaotic good? Thursday at 6pm Central twitch.tv/50plusdoner
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Spongebob: Art Thou Feeling It Now Mr. Krabs?
ALT: Spongebob: Art Thou Feeling It Now Mr. Krabs?
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 18h
Living my dream smh
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 18h
HAAAAAAAAAAAAABS AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 21h
I know at least one Houston brewery started brewing their own root beer when they decided to go a more family friendly direction for visits And it’s the best goddamn rootbeer in the US
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 21h
The correct answer is to just go to Pittsburgh instead
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
God is real and he is a Dash fan Which also means he’s a masochist 
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait Does LF just show their ganes on youtube???
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1. FC Köln posting this picture blissfully unaware that Klopp is taking another opportunity to steer him towards Dortmund
Köln instagram of Klopp with his arm around El Mala
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sophie Cunninghams gonna be playing in your local LA Fitness next season and I think that’s pretty neat
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BDC @bdoncarlos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you were a QB at UH and there isn’t a picture of you online wearing grillz did you actually QB at IH
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Meg Linehan @meglinehan.com · 28/09/2026
I’m at the point where if I’m commissioner for a day I’m banning City, United and FC from all team names.
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The only City commentary i ever give consideration is @shadesofbluenw.bsky.social tbh
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wanted the comets back But never like this. I’m glad they got to give Connecticut a win on the way out This fucking sucks dude
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Blessin confirmed Mfw
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Might have been one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen The 11-0 win probably helped😂
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man, I loved Pittsburgh. Genuinely Who knows though. I just like things Some things stick, some things don’t
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Montreal just has vibes i like. Never been to Canada. Could be convinced of Vancouver Superiority universally tho
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Phoenix is second for basketball though Suns and Mercury both go pretty hard tbh
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Once Rodgers retires, i think I’ll take up Pittsburgh full time as a second sports city in the US I fucking loved Pittsburgh for the year i was there. PNC Park especially made a hell of an impression I’d go back in a heartbeat (Montreal my Canadian City)
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Jack Meenan @jackmeenan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gladbach #BMGM05
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
1860 doesn’t play until Sunday 😉
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I avoid this problem by just not watching Bayern games 😌
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
PUERTO RICOOOOOOOOOOO/
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m not holding out hope but goddammit i want this so bad
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hell yeah
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Why Are You Booing Me Im Right
ALT: Why Are You Booing Me Im Right
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hannover an Ass city, i see
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bro Seriously Just let me watch Red Star smh
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve blocked so many “sports are stupid” people since I joined Bluesky it’s honestly crazy Just shut the fuck up lmao
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 13/09/2026
That didn’t take long
Whole NFC South already underwater
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I agree I’m excited for the season. Yeah, 30 whatever poijt to Buffalo is bad but also It’s buffalo
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fuck the cubs
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My block list is almost entirely composed of Arsenal fans and people rhat posted about their dead dogs I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life I’m depressed enough to
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That’s the good shit
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The feeder program works well apparently
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This isn’t Oscar Bobb🤔
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This might be the only UCL match that i have a preference who wins but ultimately don’t actually care I’m gonna be happy either way
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
God dude Undav playing behind Demi is such a gross combo lmao
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 08/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, Borussia Dortmund
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Don’t worry This exactly how i expect the first teams to go too
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Katherine @krzonca.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
reject modernity embrace tradition
the current USL Cup logo with a Prinx Tires sponsorship The former USL Cup logo with a Jäegermeister sponsorship
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jeb Bush meme where he is in front of an electoral vote map of the US. Its all yellow. Clinton 0 votes, trump 0 votes, Bundesliga Agenda 538 votes
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Being Potuguese
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pulling for Viking over Stuttgart today, but i know it won’t happen So I’m just going to enjoy getting to watch my favorite Norwegian club. And Hope Stuttgart does really well otherwise 😂
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
SUNS GOT A GORILLA? I’m in
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wimbledon Agenda:tm:
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bayern in the Conference League would be the most illegal thing i’ve ever seen lmao
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Alright but where in my city did you stop tho
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Expecting almost every Bayern match to be on USA this season tbh
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Frog the Wizzard @frogthewizzy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And Dortmund obviously not gonna do this either but uhhhhhhhh
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