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Final Friztination

@frizfrizzle.bsky.social
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 8h
I enjoy when venues pull Chubby Brown gigs because of lack of sales and he then blames the woke mob. Can... can we blame the woke mob?
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 8h
Oi
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 12h
❤️❤️❤️
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 12h
If I was on Tempting Fortune and had already seen a Greggs and a Spa in the jungle, I would not be all that shocked when I saw a KFC in the jungle.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 12h
I have booked the first preview show for SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG SONG [serious bit] SONG SONG. Sat 13th Feb, 6.30pm, The Soundhouse, Leicester. Art by @katiepritchards.bsky.social
A drawing of Friz at a piano
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 12h
[Man orders Beans on Toast with poached eggs]: "the fuck is this shit???"
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hi, I'm Baloo. Life in the jungle is easy! Forget about your worries! Now, here is a list of specific instructions in order to not hurt yourself eating a pear.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 17h
Weird how we accept Gary Busey as a name, but if a guy introduced himself as Barry Goosey he'd be rightfully laughed out of town.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 18h
Twitch streamer: "Thanks for the six months!" Oncologist: "You're taking this extremely well"
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you listen to this trailer with your eyes shut it sounds like Jonathan Creek is going to accuse God of doing the impossible murder and he'll have to fight some angels along the way.
youtu.be
Wilderness with Simon Reeve Series 2 Trailer - BBC Trailers
YouTube video by BBC Trailers
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 23h
"I hate that Paddington cunt"
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 23h
"I hate that Paddington cunt"
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you wanna catch up on Tasknaster NZ, tumblr.com/ozmartian
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Two weeks in a row, baby! I'm so glad Taskmaster NZ is currently airing at the same time as the UK Taskmaster.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You actually CAN pass a camel through the eye of a needle simply by eating undercooked camel curry the night before.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I said "comedians" and inferred "humans"
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I did the "they couldn't afford me" as my Rhod Gilbert impression, so hopefully the blame will be shifted to him.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I left them as the host was begging the others to delete the video. So, if I turn up on a 13-year-old's TikTok tomorrow, that's the reason.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Heard shouting outside and recognised it was Sarah, my sex worker pal. Went outside and saw three teens filming her and basically narrating "these are the prozzies on forest road", so I stepped in front of the camera frame and said in the deepest voice I could: "they couldnt afford me. Fuck off".
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You actually CAN pass a camel through the eye of a needle simply by eating undercooked camel curry the night before.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have enough trouble with TV comedians stealing my jokes word for word!
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Nate Bowling @natebowling.com · 05/10/2026
Here's the original video from George Brett Olson that got me started on all of this The fact this is actually happening continues to baffle me
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Think about this every time I hear that phrase
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
See it (a horse) Say it ("horse!") Sorted (everyone else now has the opportunity to behold the horse)
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you listen to this trailer with your eyes shut it sounds like Jonathan Creek is going to accuse God of doing the impossible murder and he'll have to fight some angels along the way.
youtu.be
Wilderness with Simon Reeve Series 2 Trailer - BBC Trailers
YouTube video by BBC Trailers
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They should do a Celebrity version of this show.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Play This Kiss: Four Syllables with the acts
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Beast of Eden
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Graham Linehan's bowel after day three of the divorce:
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No wonder they love AI, they're the only fucking vowels in the company
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No wonder they love AI, they're the only fucking vowels in the company
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pub quiz setters: please try this and report back.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like stating facts that annoy people. Because of Taskmaster, you could preface a pub quiz question with "Which MOBO Award winner..." and a legitimate answer could be "Adrian Chiles".
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why is Andrew Garfield talking about his new movie on 6Music? It is a Monday. He should be in bed.
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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
does this count
Mike.
@dumbmike.bsky.social
TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop this bowling ball sized snack on your face.
CONTESTANT:

[Quoted post]
cakemittens 
@cakemittens.bsky.social
let me preface this by saying I've had sex, and most of the people I've had sex with had pussies. what is a fifteen pound pussy.
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Daniel Ostrowski @froakiebloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The all time classic
Ye @kanyewest tweets ‘I will never a make a diss record’. Ryan Pequin quote tweets: ‘When Mario starts to doubt himself during a speed run’
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𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜 @killvore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cole Porter: you know, fleas also fuck.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Solid
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mine was: What's green and doesn't have a restaurant? Kermit, without a restaurant.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just been to the big Asda in shorts and a t-shirt. The air con was on. It is October.
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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Belinda Carlisle & me? We dream the same dreams, we want the same things. THIRTEEN TIMES she’s outbid me on eBay
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion 
E extreme shivering or muscle pain 
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You have a month to plan to get to this one. It is going to be chaotic (good).
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes Minute Cryptic invent a new type of indication and it is often bullshit, but today's was cute.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The music video and general sound of Annie Lennox's No More "I Love You"s.
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Annie Lennox - No More "I Love You's" (Official Video)
YouTube video by AnnieLennoxVEVO
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't like online jokes about Arcade Fire, so I'm taking antihipstermemes.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Barbie, I'm so sorry to hear your boyfriend died. My kendollences.
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking about this post again
tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BOX! BOX! BOX!
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