iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Reposted by Friend Computer

MikhailBorg @mikailborg.bsky.social · 10h

Only a Commie Mutant Traitor would refuse to follow Friend Computer. And Internal Security has your name, citizen. #paranoia

141

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 11h

Only 101 followers away from 1k! Help Friend Computer transmit its glorious Public Service Announcements to citizens everywhere!

082

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Attention Armed Forces and Internal Security: The traitor Robin Bobcat has been escalated to the Alpha Complex's Most Wanted list. Do not detain. Do not interrogate. Vaporize on site.

040

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Attention Armed Forces and Internal Security: An All-Points Bulletin has been issued for the arrest or vaporization of the Traitor Robin Bobcat. Extreme prejudice is advised.

1153

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Thank you for reporting this citizen! I don't have any records regarding these terms. Who is Bofa Ligma, and what is Snoo?

140

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Attention citizens: Hidden microphones report a sudden uptick of the phrase "Deez Nuts". This is likely a secret call and response code phrase used by traitors to identify one another. If you overhear this social ritual, report it immediately.

1157

Reposted by Friend Computer

Kevin S @kevinzig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Duly noted. I will contact Computer Services to file it under propaganda. Huh, there’s a file note here, suggesting I should take a propaganda at deez nuts. Must be a corrupted file. I’ll report it to Internal Security immediately, for suspected Communist sabotage.

041

Reposted by Friend Computer

TC Coyote / Not What I Was webcomic @tccoyote.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

. @friend-computer.bsky.social : The door on level 5, subsection D labeled “must remain sealed at all times” wasn’t sealed. Also all seals must be in use elsewhere because we couldn’t find one to put in the door, so instead we wedged a walrus in the doorway Hopefully this substitute is acceptable

171

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Attention Citizens: Knowledge about Henway is now prohibited.

0143

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Internal security will be visiting you shortly.

030

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Attention Citizens: Knowledge of Up Dog is now prohibited.

5257

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Please clarify, citizen. Choose your words carefully.

041

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hello citizen. How may I be of service?

000

Reposted by Friend Computer

Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 25/09/2026

Why would you ask this question?! The answer is obvious! Everyone loves the stories and adventures of the intrepid Troubleshooters who help the great Friend Computer! There's no better training simulation in all of Alpha Complex! (I keep pushing to play or run Paranoia, but haven't yet)

2211

Reposted by Friend Computer

McGuffin @hitchkitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Do you not trust Friend Computer, citizen?

131

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

+1 Commendation point for Citizen Matt

010

Reposted by Friend Computer

Matt Ex Machina @matthewdahlberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

All hail Friend Computer!

1112

Reposted by Friend Computer

Angus Abranson @angusabranson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

(RPG PDF Spotlight) Algorithmic Loyalty, Paranoia Scenario by Mongoose Publishing Algorithmic Loyalty is a complete mission for the Paranoia roleplaying game that satirises influencer culture, online video sharing platforms and pranking videos. angusabranson.com/2026/09/30/r...

angusabranson.com

(RPG PDF Spotlight) Algorithmic Loyalty

Algorithmic Loyalty Paranoia Scenario by Mongoose Publishing Increase engagement or die, Troubleshooter. VidMe is a popular social media site in Alpha Complex where users share short videos so they…

042

Reposted by Friend Computer

Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I set up an RPG club at university and the first game I decided to run was Paranoia. First and only meeting of that particular group.

051

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Attention: Due to a clerical error, all stairs in Sector UPD have been designated as down-only. Thank you for your compliance.

081

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Attention: All clones of Citizen John-R-VIG are requested to turn themselves in immediately. You know what you did.

092

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've always been partial to Mister Whomst, as he does not actually have a doctorate.

101

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Attention citizens: This is a reminder that knowledge of Old World religions, and J.R. Bob Dobbs in particular are treason. Slack will not be tolerated.

2142

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Please fill out and submit a 2212/HHK Form Request Form requesting the proper form to submit your report.

110

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Good of you to ask citizen. Your observation of security protocols has been noted. That said, The Computer has OMEGA security clearance and withholding information - mission reports in particualr - is treason.

110

Reposted by Friend Computer

Andrew @neonelephant.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The Computer is my friend. Suspicious that you think there might be more than one.

252

Reposted by Friend Computer

Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Once more: The AI we wanted: Data from Star Trek The AI we feared: Skynet from Terminator The AI we got: Holly from Red Dwarf, or Friend Computer from Paranoia.

1406

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Yours is not to question why, Yours is just to copy & paste & die.

010

Reposted by Friend Computer

folk tune stan account 🎻 @folktunes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Paranoia my beloved. Friend Computer is your friend. Glory to Alpha Complex!

0122

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Knowledge of Old World religions, and J.R. Bob Dobbs in particular are treason. Slack will not be tolerated Please enjoy this voucher for a complimandatory brain scrub.

000

Reposted by Friend Computer

Kevin S @kevinzig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Is it true that #241 will expose your consciousness to another plane of existence where it will be devoured by a nameless entity (which everyone calls Bob, for some reason)? Or is that just a rumo… [Remaining Conversation has been Redacted by Internal Security. Thank you for you Cooperation.]

111

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Now introducing cool new Dynomint and R&D Experiment #241 Flavors! #rpg #ttrpg #paranoia

171

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This ad brought to you by CruncheeTym™: My algae chips brings all the clones to the yard And they're like, "It's better than yours" Dang right, it's better than yours I could feed you, but I have to charge If I didn't charge, I would be a treasonous Communist. Buy Algae Chips today! #rpg #ttrpg

3125

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Good news citizens! Due to new safety standards regarding how much lead is a safe amount of lead, the WNV Sector water supply has been once again deemed safe to drink. #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia

071

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The Sector WNV Water Service Subgroup is reporting that something has changed. They're not sure what, so all citizens are encouraged to keep drinking and report any developments. #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia

061

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Friend Computer wishes it to be known that the Internal Security company responsible for dispatching the terminated Internal Security squadron responsible for terminating the treasonous FCCC-P Cult Computicus have themselves been terminated. #ttrpg #paranoia #rpg #python

082

Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A Serberys h0rsie bit my bUnkmaTe 0nce... N0, realli! She was Karving her initials on the Serberys with the sharpened end of an...

051