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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 30/09/2026

Hey I love ending the work day with "oh gods oh gods oh fuck me running what the fuck did they **do**?"

Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 30/09/2026

Based on my body-type, there are three Cyberpunk 2077 cosplay options I have: 1. Cassius "Doc" Ryder 2. Dexter DeCracker 3. Adam BurgerSmasher

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 28/09/2026

At this point I'd probably accept an LLM that's wrong half the time replacing the majority of people at my health insurance company because that'd be an upgrade.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 26/09/2026

After reading the article, I'm still not sure which is more impressive. I can't believe DC agreed to share John Constantine. But getting Keanu Reeves back to play him? Simply glorious.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 25/09/2026

What have I been saying?

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 25/09/2026

Hot fuck in a basket, the new Converse ad is racist as *shit*. If you haven't seen it, it's absolutely worse than you're probably imagining. Reese Waters put out a video on it, so you'll have a few minutes before the ad that Nike executives approved. #Racism #Converse #Nike #ReeseWaters

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Converse Just Made a Massive Mistake

YouTube video by Reese Waters

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

thank you bisexual dice polycule

image of a swirling purple background with light blue dice floating in the air they all have faces and look DANG GOOD. the text says 'congratulations. if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the bisexual dice polycule. they have cleansed your misfortune hexes have a wonderful day'

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 22/09/2026

It's been nearly 20 years and I still can recite my low 8-digit ICQ number from memory.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 22/09/2026

It's nice to know his staff hates the couchfucker as much as the rest of us.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 21/09/2026

My two thoughts reading this article: 1. Oh cool, I missed this was happening and I'm even more interested because Ishii's attached. 2. CONTROVERSIAL TO WHO, MOTHERFUCKER?

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 21/09/2026

Graphics cards should cost no more than two hundred and seventy-five US dollars and have a woman/alien/monster truck in impractical skin-tight armor on the box. We have strayed from this and lost the intercession of St. Catherine of Bologna.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 21/09/2026

Donnie Destructo strikes again

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 21/09/2026

Saint Luigi, hear my plea...

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 20/09/2026

Tim Tebow is a maga goon, and should fuck off into the ocean

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 17/09/2026

So have we found out which MAGA podcaster got caught getting biblical with Mr. Ed yet?

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 16/09/2026

Gosh PayPal, I hope that "Manage Your Crypto!" notification was worth losing all notification permissions forever!

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 14/09/2026

I hope former CEO and current dead guy Brian Thompson is listening to angelic hold music through a terrible speaker while St. Peter figures out how sinful lying to an insurance exec is about why he's been rejected from the hereafter.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 14/09/2026

We need a thousand more luigis.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 14/09/2026

So with all these stupid ID verification requirements & those immoral, incompetent companies subsequently getting hacked, I wonder if there’s a way to start feeding in ID info that’s poisonous to the agents that are eventually going to be tasked with scanning it (both inside & outside the company).

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 13/09/2026

For Sale: Spaghetti Dinner. Slightly Burned.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 11/09/2026

My favorite part of finishing a bottle of Drain-O™ is licking my fingers clean.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 10/09/2026

I actually agree with the pedophile fraudster: Texas is a shithole.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 10/09/2026

Hey Magic nerds, is there a good app/tool to database your own library? #MagicTheGathering #MTG

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 09/09/2026

What if it happens on stage?

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Nick Duguid @tumerboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Happy Star Trek Day, Nerds! Live Fast and Get Fucked, or whatever. . .

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 08/09/2026

It's been monday as fuck out here

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 08/09/2026

I've never seen "little brother/whiny farm brat" energy in a press release before.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 08/09/2026

A deep, heartfelt "go fuck yourself and your horse" to every single godsdamned motherfucker who insists on sending a dogfucked text message or email with a six digit code instead of using my existing fucking password. Shit on thy head and thy lunch.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 08/09/2026

Love to start the day being challenged by a T1 support dummy to call him a liar in front of all the gods and dogs.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 03/09/2026

But you know what I love more than repeating myself? Yeah, repeating myself. But you know what I love more than repeating myself? Yeah, repeating myself. But you know what I love more than repeating myself? Yeah, repeating myself. But you know what I love more than repeating myself? Yeah, repeating

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 02/09/2026

Regulations are written in blood, but the ink of the currency printer covers it so well: www.youtube.com/shorts/3uOFd...

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Unregulated beef: from the people that think raw milk at scale is perfectly safe

YouTube video by Farming While Beige

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 01/09/2026

Boomers rotting in office meaning their mush-brains are still making decisions like it's the fucking 80s and nobody younger can move up and take over is a huge problem so sure, let's make it goddamned worse.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 30/08/2026

My sibling in Satan. It is still August. Do not disrespect or hasten the passage of time by putting up your goddamn 12' skellys.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 29/08/2026

In 2025 I said that the main reason I wasn't qualified for the Fed CISO role was I didn't have any sex crime charges. It wasn't a joke.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 26/08/2026

Maybe💭it'll🤔pop🧠today✨

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 26/08/2026

Currently in the ADHD hell of having irregular noises just at the edge of my hearing as a neighbor two houses down has the roof on their shed replaced.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 21/08/2026

It's my favorite one-man jam band, Furb Eye Blind

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 21/08/2026

I never thought I'd miss the days where the most annoying technology thing was douche-bros trying to sell us racist ephemera. At least the crypto-fascist monkey pictures weren't actively breaking shit at my job.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 20/08/2026

Maybe🥤it'll 🍿pop 🫧today🦖

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 19/08/2026

Finally, a NetFlix cancellation I'm looking forward to.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 19/08/2026

An interior decorator in The First City on Qo'noS fights an honorable battle against poor lighting and blunt, decorative bat'leths in this fall's new hit, Star Trek: Honorable Home Makeover.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 19/08/2026

If you listen closely, you can hear my eyes rolling behind the palms of my hands smacking my face.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 12/08/2026

Ad blocking always has been and will continue to be a basic security measure. Besides the obvious privacy problems, ad networks have little incentive to ensure their own services are actually safe or secure.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 18/08/2026

Realization: Vibe coding is the corporate equivalent of save-scumming. It involves poking a random number generator until you get the result you want and takes absolutely zero skill.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 18/08/2026

Of course, spending ten minutes in XCOM to not miss a 95% hit chance won't leak my credit card or be a support hemorrhoid in three years.

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Cassander @drsbaitso.zip · 18/08/2026

Realization: Vibe coding is the corporate equivalent of save-scumming. It involves poking a random number generator until you get the result you want and takes absolutely zero skill.

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