iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?

4 panel comic: Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here” Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!” Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much” Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Watters: You think it’s ok to slash a ding-a-ling off El-Sayed: Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised? Watters: Yeah El-Sayed: Then you probably want to move on.

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Very cool vibecoded website that just shows me all my old notifications again. 👍

screenshot of the notification button with 30+ unread notification

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Does it ever feel like you're in a cage being watched? Well, you are. By Flock cameras, thanks to Mike Rogers.

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kind of sinister @kindofsinister.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Lesbian sheepgirls! ‧₊˚ ☁️

Comic with SFW art and medically NSFW text (? does that make sense, idk). Two sheepgirls stare at each other in a field. Sheepgirl on the elft thinks: "wow... she's so pretty." Sheepgirl on the right thinks: "What a cutie!!"

We see a snippet from an article that says "I encountered this weird metaphor this morning: Lesbian sheep. Puzzled, I got more details. Here's the deal: sex researchers have discovered homosexual rams, but believed that there were no homosexual ewes. It turns out, thought, that gay ewes are hobbled by the fact that the way that a ewe solicits sex is by standing still, thus, a group of lesbian sheep are incapable of coupling up, since they all go motionless when they're interested in one another." Our two sheep girls silently stare at each other for 30 minutes.

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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 11/08/2026

"how's the job search going?" my unemployed ass waking up at 2 pm:

source: https://x.com/yurihaji_info/status/2051231847770952078?s=20

the image shows 4 girls drawn against a white background. the girls are all wearing matching outfits that consist of a white button up top and a knee-length blue pencil skirt. there's a blonde girl in the middle with her hands tied in the air as she raises her arms up above her head. she's blushing profusely and looks weary in her eyes as she's surrounded and teased by the other 3 girls. there's a girl on her left that has long black hair with black tights that differentiate her outfit from the others. she's seen with her hand on the girl's back and the other pulling at a leash that's attached to her collar. on the other side of the leash is a girl with a red bowtie and beige pull over vest tugging the girl towards herself as she looks at her with a smug expression. if that wasn't bad enough, there's a girl underneath the girl in the middle, she's on her knees with her arms wrapped around the girl's thigh as she looks up at the struggling and trapped girl with a devilish smile. there's text above the girls that says "me just trying to get through a day" on the girl in the middle with the girls around her being described as "ADHD", "anxiety", and "executive dysfunction"

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

El-Sayed: There is so much more that unites us, however much we might disagree with our democratic opponent, there is so much more that unites us than divides us. And so to all of our supporters here tonight watching on TV—tomorrow, we begin to mend fences.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/08/2026

El-Sayed: "My commitment to Jewish safety is the same commitment that I have to the safety of my own daughters. Because if there is one question of political philosophy that ought to animate us all, it's what would we do if we treated all our kids like they were all of our kids?"

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Are there women who like guys but like in a lesbian way? 🥺 (She's constantly encouraging him to become more of a girl. 😖💕)

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Where does one find a puppy polycule? 🥺

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I am in desprate need of a girlfriend... 😭

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I REALLY need to talk more to my german oomfies! 😣 I don't know why but I have a habit of building close relationships with people who live very far away. (Maybe I'm just scared that people won't actually like me IRL once they have to experience all my flaws. 😭)

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Two "boys" falling in love with each other only to realize they are both actually girls. 🥺👉👈

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Who wants to get squished next? :3

Sharky getting squished between two thighs which are wrapped in fishnets :3

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I NEED TO CUDDLE SOMEONE OR I'M GONNA EXPLODE!!! 😭

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

So umm... How does one find terminally online friends but like IRL? 🥺

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Coral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 04/01/2026

The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Who's gonna put a leash on me and take me for walkies? 🥺

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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 01/06/2026

happy pride month, faggots

a picture of a little golden retriever puppy with a pride flag in its mouth and it has a cute scarf around its neck and it's up on 3 legs with one raised in the air and he's smiling and he knows what you are.

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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 04/05/2026

the optimal career path for a puppy girl like me:

source: https://x.com/MATCHA_0511/status/2049316058558075127?s=20

the image is of two puppy girls drawn with a white background. one of the girls has long brown hair and is dressed in business casual with a black top with buttons down the middle and a black short skirt to match. she has white puppy ears flopping down from the top of her head and she's holding onto a chain leash that's attached to the other girl's collar. she's pulling at it while the other girl is beneath her. the other girl has long black hair and yellow puppy ears flopping down along with a yellow puppy tail. she's wearing a black tank top and jean shorts along with black boots with straps. the girl in the chair is pulling at her neck as she rests her black high heels on top of the other puppygirl's thigh. she's looking down upon her and smiling lightly while the other girl looks up with a flustered and scared face.

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Need to find an annoying faggot so I can shut him up with my mouth! 😤

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Blorg³ @blorgblorgbl.org · 05/03/2026

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I'm experiencing this weird bug... It sais this post has 3835 comments but I can only see 6. What's that all about? 🤔 @support.bsky.team

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Yona Mlem ✨🦝 @yona.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

chat im starting to get into linux this is so fun wth

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Oh, the "billionaire proof" platform is now being run by venture capitalists... Who could have seen that coming?

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Bluesky devs trying to justify their vibecoding by claiming to have very high code-review standards... As if their app wasn't constantly crashing. 😭

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

How does one find frens IRL who wanna cuddle? 🥺

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

ADHD is one of the core ingredients of puppyhood.

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

This is the kind of thing a rich CEO says at the beginning of a science fiction movie to establish for the audience that he is a sociopath and the villain.

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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 19/02/2026

source: https://x.com/norve_w/status/1274232828570423302

the image is of Evangelion, specifically the elevator scene but now they're making out together. on the left, the girl with short blue hair is wearing a white shirt with blue overall style skirt and suspenders and the girl pressing her against the wall is wearing the exact same outfit. the girl pinning the girl with blue hair down is sporting long orange hair with a red watch and red bow in her hair. her eyes are closed as she embraces the other girl with her lips. the girl held against the wall looks shocked by is accepting her advance,,,

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

The doc told me I need the D. 🙄 Like tell me something I didn't know... 😭

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Isn't it interesting how this reply is completely invisible to people seeing the initial bluesky post? 🤔

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/01/2026

Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

@bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @aaron.bsky.team @jay.bsky.team People will not forget the way you are making yourself complicit!

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

i feel like if you're too afraid to say no to the new gestapo on something like verifying their account and legitimizing their place on your website, you should probably consider either moving your HQ or just shutting shit down completely.

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Aaron Regunberg @aaronregunberg.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Mussolini had his Blackshirts, Hitler had his SS, and Trump has ICE—an army of ideologically motivated chuds whose new members owe their employment not to the state (being unqualified for legitimate positions) but rather to Trump’s personal patronage. aaronregunberg.substack.com/p/abolishing...

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Abolishing ICE is the moderate position

That's always been true morally. New polling shows it's true politically, too.

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Autistic puppygirls are like computers, they need very clear instructions in order to know what they are supposed to do.

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Puppy scared... 😣 Puppy don't understand what's happening... 😣 Why are there so many explosions? 😭

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

The government should be sending every guy pink thigh highs!

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Puppy wishes all her oomfies a merry christmas! 😊💕🎄

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

The boy-urge to be a girl! 😣

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

The government doesn't want you to know this but the entire inventory of a billionair's mansion is for free! You can just put some of that stuff in your pockets while nobody is watching. 😌

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

It seems like german police hates people peacefully protesting against facism.

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

I know some of my followers might find it a bit annoying that I'm complaining so much about Bluesky recently... But I think this is important. The financial interests of VC money stand in opposition to the supposed goal of having an open and decentralized platform.

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Friedrich 🐶 @friedrich.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Unlike Bluesky, Mastodon is funded by donations and grants, NOT venture capital. Unlike Bluesky's Community Guidelines, mastodon.social has a clear rule against racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, and casteism.

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