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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪

@friedchickenpapi.bsky.social
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Addicted to misery. 🌋 Long time poser since ‘95. 🤡 Drag me through the garden. 🌭

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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Literally cried in the airport when I heard the Dying Fetus cover of "Birds".
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Fuck all these bum-ass gas stations who don't stock AriZona anymore.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wow, I read a book for a book club. That... doesn't really ever happen for me. I needed near total silence; just a fan blowing this hot air around. I should do less screen and more pages. And what happens in a book club now, we talk about what we read and how we liked and disliked it?
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
They need to make "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3 — Owner of a Lonely Blart" and have it set during post-Covid where his mall is closing down as it's become an indoor walking track for the elderly since the stores are leaving.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The only thing that reliably drowns out the boomers yell-talking to one another on the train while I try to read a book is BOLT THROWER.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I'm coming for you, Connections Team. Who has ever heard of a Chess Pie?
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Pokémon even being sold at Target is such a bummer for the Pokémon brand. But really, I'm judging all the people who stopped shopping there only to make an exception for the Pokémon things coming this weekend. I foresee hella brawl footage and everyone shopping it might deserve the swings they get.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Took a long time and many unfair trades but I did it—My favorite Pokémon, Shiny Hawlucha, in every language from TCG Pocket. ✨
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I ask myself this every day.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
"I'd rather be excluded for who I include than be included for who I exclude."
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Banger
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I cried watching the Dying Fetus FYA 2024 set just now because it's so beautiful.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
So, I remain unconvinced.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Is The Rizzler just a modern day Bobby Hill from Jersey?
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I put my cart back and I will always stand on that ground.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I draw the line at Pizza Hut.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Tonight, I found my shiny Alpha Hawlucha. His name is Halcón Giro, a play on "hawk" in Spanish and a wrestling move called "tope con giro". I'm, like, so pleased. ◡̈
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Kill all Part 2 social media influencers.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Hating myself means I think too much about myself.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
If I somehow ever become an Extra Large Dude Wipes sort of guy, please just kill me.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Idk how I'm just realizing it now but Turnstile is such a nod to VoD.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I used to like Oricorio as a Pokémon but Pocket has stirred up something inside me to completely despise it.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
How is Dying Fetus a three-piece?
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
No compassion for he who did not give it.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
You think the judges on Masked Singer would be able to tell if it was Count Orlok under that robot gorilla mask?
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I have zero context going in to @trickygym.bsky.social's highly touted documentary but I couldn't be more excited to see and learn from it. youtu.be/Xg_x_VSe0q4?...
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Pokémon's Banned National Champion | The Story of Gino Lombardi
YouTube video by Tricky Gym
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
True life: I can't stop listening to Ozzy.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
If Santino Marella ever met Mr. Iguana, I have to imagine he would call La Yesca "La Jessica" and that's what keeps me going.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I know the most cringe millennial thing about me is how much I use 😅 but I can't stop.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
In the last month, I got turned on to Ministry and after Ozzy died, I've taken a deep dive into Black Sabbath and his solo work. Really enjoying both. Thanks for reading this message. ◡̈
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
[Crowd booing] caption when Right-wing supporter enters frame at live pro wrestling event.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Aight, I'm a Spindrift main now. That 2% juice has me feelin' silly.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Some of my kind are not kind so they are not my kind after all.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I Love Larb
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Ian Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · 19/06/2025
Catching up on Dynamite and between Hanger and Brody, unconditional support for our LGBTQIA+ wrestlers, staff, crew, and fans during Pride Month and every month, and celebrating Juneteenth, I've never been more confident I picked the right team to play for and I'm glad that they will have me.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
King shit. 🧊🔨
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Okay, Pokémon memes sometimes because that code is hysterically unreal.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Bags secured
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
good for you squirtle
Photo of a Pokémon picture book showing a squirtle saying “Wow I’m so glad I came out!”
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I made my fruit and yogurt smoothie this morning with a purple Monster.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Happy Pee-Wee as Himself release day on HBO Max to all who celebrate! 😊
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Okay but frfr, who is Al Dente?
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Made some deviled eggs 😈🥚
Pickled beet marinated for the fun Easter purple color w/mandolined cucumber, dill, ranch powder, & goat cheeseA more traditional take w/ mustard, parsley, cornichon, smoked paprika, and maldon finishing salt.Soy marinated egg with chili crisp, kewpie mayo, sesame seeds, and chives.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Chilaquiles is a Mount Rushmore dish to me
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
If Slayer was a band created today, it'd be so much more girly-pop coded and they'd accentuate the "slay" 💅
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Me on my way to order my Switch 2~
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Good grief, I miss Hot Doug's.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
So you're tellin' me I gotta do this working shit until I die?
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