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@friedchickenpapi.bsky.social
40 followers 66 following 125 posts

Addicted to misery. 🌋 Long time poser since ‘95. 🤡 Drag me through the garden. 🌭

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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I replaced the battery which is just a Joy-Con battery and it works perfectly again.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Literally cried in the airport when I heard the Dying Fetus cover of "Birds".
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
But my Komiya Celebi Black Star promo needs a Joe Hancock ✍️☹️
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Fuck all these bum-ass gas stations who don't stock AriZona anymore.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wow, I read a book for a book club. That... doesn't really ever happen for me. I needed near total silence; just a fan blowing this hot air around. I should do less screen and more pages. And what happens in a book club now, we talk about what we read and how we liked and disliked it?
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
They need to make "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3 — Owner of a Lonely Blart" and have it set during post-Covid where his mall is closing down as it's become an indoor walking track for the elderly since the stores are leaving.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The only thing that reliably drowns out the boomers yell-talking to one another on the train while I try to read a book is BOLT THROWER.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Looked like so much fun. Congrats!
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I'm coming for you, Connections Team. Who has ever heard of a Chess Pie?
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Not to be a bootlicker but if WiWa has $80 of content, then it should be $80.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Adam Sandler as Robbie Hart: Somebody Kill Me
ALT: Adam Sandler as Robbie Hart: Somebody Kill Me
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Respect levels dropped for some homies today.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Pokémon even being sold at Target is such a bummer for the Pokémon brand. But really, I'm judging all the people who stopped shopping there only to make an exception for the Pokémon things coming this weekend. I foresee hella brawl footage and everyone shopping it might deserve the swings they get.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Took a long time and many unfair trades but I did it—My favorite Pokémon, Shiny Hawlucha, in every language from TCG Pocket. ✨
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It's a much more comfortable pace, especially financially.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I ask myself this every day.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Is this saying what I think it's saying...
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
"I'd rather be excluded for who I include than be included for who I exclude."
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Banger
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I cried watching the Dying Fetus FYA 2024 set just now because it's so beautiful.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
So, I remain unconvinced.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Is The Rizzler just a modern day Bobby Hill from Jersey?
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Take 'em down, Toine!
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I put my cart back and I will always stand on that ground.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I draw the line at Pizza Hut.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
What a shame. I wonder if Etsy would work for you?
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Tonight, I found my shiny Alpha Hawlucha. His name is Halcón Giro, a play on "hawk" in Spanish and a wrestling move called "tope con giro". I'm, like, so pleased. ◡̈
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Kill all Part 2 social media influencers.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Hating myself means I think too much about myself.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
If I somehow ever become an Extra Large Dude Wipes sort of guy, please just kill me.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Idk how I'm just realizing it now but Turnstile is such a nod to VoD.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I used to like Oricorio as a Pokémon but Pocket has stirred up something inside me to completely despise it.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
This always happens. Not sure why they don't already have receipt printouts at the ready.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
How is Dying Fetus a three-piece?
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Happy birthday, Bimothy!
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Draw 12, put 6 face down as prizes, please.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
No compassion for he who did not give it.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
You think the judges on Masked Singer would be able to tell if it was Count Orlok under that robot gorilla mask?
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Wow, it was so good! ❤️
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I have zero context going in to @trickygym.bsky.social's highly touted documentary but I couldn't be more excited to see and learn from it. youtu.be/Xg_x_VSe0q4?...
youtu.be
Pokémon's Banned National Champion | The Story of Gino Lombardi
YouTube video by Tricky Gym
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Team Cool Mega Hawlucha, reporting for duty 🫡
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Twinning! Now we're ready for Mega Mewtwo to come around!
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
True life: I can't stop listening to Ozzy.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
If Santino Marella ever met Mr. Iguana, I have to imagine he would call La Yesca "La Jessica" and that's what keeps me going.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I know the most cringe millennial thing about me is how much I use 😅 but I can't stop.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Happy birthday, Joe! Thanks for all you do for the community and hope you have a great one~
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
In the last month, I got turned on to Ministry and after Ozzy died, I've taken a deep dive into Black Sabbath and his solo work. Really enjoying both. Thanks for reading this message. ◡̈
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
[Crowd booing] caption when Right-wing supporter enters frame at live pro wrestling event.
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Did you know?
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𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖 🔪 @friedchickenpapi.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
What're you missing?
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