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@frenchdipset on twitter. Haven’t written a bio in like 8 years so let’s come back to this.

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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gavin Newson sucks ass and it’s important people know that but let’s please not let the utterly dysfunctional California legislature—who have literally not overridden a governor’s veto since 1979–off the hook. Do your jobs.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We gotta have recall elections for senators. 6 years is way too long for a politician to go without having to face voters
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
the paramount/warner antitrust suit could have done serious damage to this man’s empire and I will not stop being furious at everyone in california politics who caved on it
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump 2 is the first administration in my lifetime that—in addition to being unbelievably corrupt itself—is openly, inarguably pro-corruption as a major policy position. It would be cool if this were covered with, oh, even like a quarter of the urgency that the “border crisis” did under the last guy
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is a really important story. You know how over reliance on AI makes you lazy and stupid? This shows how that’s happening within the military — a military, it cannot be pointed out often enough, that’s growing ever more reliant on AI. The children of Shajarah Tayyebah Elementary paid the price
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A sitting US Congresswoman of a major state, endorsed by her Governor and the Senator she sought to replace, was beat in her Senate primary by a guy who had never won any elected office at any level, despite outspending him by 9:1. A result that would have been genuinely unimaginable 10 years ago.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I think it also revealed just how quickly a bunch of otherwise very hard problems can be to solve with global collective action. The fuckin Ganga was running clear water for the only time in my lifetime because for 2 weeks nobody threw garbage in it. The canals in Venice had fish.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
would love to see this dipshit try to perform the “most normie, bluepilled, centrist opinions” he can think of lmao “Uh, uh, and I think immigration can be OK actually, like it’s not even that bad as people say because like someone has to pick the lettuce right?” wow dude how did she ever clock you
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Silicon Valley got rich on the insight that a 1% chance at $1bn is worth $10m. Then they realized that this logic could apply to much larger numbers, and that once a sucker’s money hits your account it doesn’t matter if you actually have a 1% chance or not…prompting them all to lose their minds.
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Real heads have been rooting against the vile Argentinian team the whole way. Really unfortunate these shitheads get the benefit of playing with Messi
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I am begging England to find the slip ball to Saka in the pocket at the top of the box. It’s been there like 5 times and they haven’t even tried it smh
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Thanks I hate it
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Goalkeepers at this World Cup have been either (1) heroic or (2) abysmal with very very little in between
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
President Obama once delivered a speech in an open field for four hours during a thunderstorm while leaning against a very tall, pointy metal pole. President Trump should do the same, but for six hours, to demonstrate his strength.
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
People love to say shit like this as if Gaza and the threat to democracy are separate issues. They’re not. Palestine is the proving ground for the tactics the fascists want to employ here to militarize our border, conduct their ethnic cleansing, and crush domestic resistance to it.
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Celebrating Independence Day by wearing a patriotic outfit (a French soccer jersey designed in statue of liberty colors) in the middle of Real America (the weekly farmers market located in the historically gay neighborhood of my dense, walkable coastal blue state city)
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“moves him into a status of enrichment more associated with global strongmen” woah woah woah ease up there turbo you wouldn’t want to go TOO hard there now would you? If you’re not careful, your readers might get the idea that the President might be corrupt!
Screenshot of an unfathomably chickenshit push alert from the New York Times, reading:

News Analysis
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President Trump's $2 billion windfall in office moves him into a status of enrichment more associated with global strongmen.
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Stefan BC @stefanbc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Huge fucking difference between trading old ass KG and Pierce for a boatload of pics and dumping your 29 year old team captain, heart of the city, and future President for a steroid using podcaster. I’m so pissed
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Ryan Bernardoni @dangercart.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Well, first: Thank you Jaylen. it’s been a hell of a decade. The last Celtic to wear #7.
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
“Please Celtics, don’t trade JB for Giannis” **monkey paw curls**
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Fuck me
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Poor Leo can’t catch a break in this one lol
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Brad Stevens really incepted Pat Reilly into giving up everything he had to form a team that cannot win anything important we are witnessing the greatest sports executive of all time
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So glad that we’re keeping JB 💚💚💚 I love that I get to keep watching my favorite player
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
hoping today is not the day i have to say goodbye to the jays
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When you grew up in the mid-aughts with an Episcopal priest for a dad
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Joao Neves plays so much bigger than his actual size, it’s astonishing
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A guy in the comments of the @defector.com preview of Argentina last week was going on about how playing in MLS was ruining Messi’s legacy lolllll I think that legacy will be just fine pal
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Messi really saw Mbappe and Haaland earlier and said hold this unbelievable
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ødegaard assist to Østigård is the Simpsons soccer stars irl
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Finally got an 82-0 without wilt 🔥
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The cooling breaks are commercial breaks???? Fuck offfffffffffff
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
FIFA has to reject a depiction of the founding of Haiti’s republic because the idea of enslaved people liberating themselves and gaining political self-determination is threatening to FIFA’s paymasters in the Gulf.
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Deny, Defend, Depose (Carl Nyberg) @carlnyberg312.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
That Haiti overthrowing slavery (in 1803) triggers Europeans & capitalists (in 2026) tells you what you need to know about Europeans & capitalists.
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
At long last, I can rest
screenshot from 82-0 showing a perfect 82-0 team of 
PG: Oscar Robertson (Kings, 60s)
SG: Julius Erving (Sixers, 70s)
SF: Dominique Wilkins (Clippers, 90s)
PF: Chris Webber (Kings, 90s)
C: Wilt Chamberlain (Lakers, 60s)
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
OPPENHEIMER (2023)
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Another reminder: if there exists *any* class of people who don't have due process rights, then *nobody* actually has due process rights because the government can always just say you're in that class.
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If anyone involved had even an ounce of integrity, the World Cup (and Olympics) would be relocated or cancelled. The US at present is totally inimical to the alleged values and purposes of this competition, we cannot be allowed to host an event such as this.
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Miguel Delaney @migueldelaney.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It’s an unpopular view but Arsenal’s title is the story of considerable overperformance against wealthier opposition - City’s higher wage bill is the equivalent of more than five Sakas It wasn’t always pretty but it is maximising everything you’ve got www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Inside Arsenal’s Premier League triumph and the moment that turned the title race
Arsenal faced a series of damaging setbacks on their journey to the Premier League title, writes Miguel Delaney, but Mikel Arteta’s management helped the team stay the course to make history
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
WARRA FUCKING TROPHY
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Arsenal FC @arsenalfc.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
AND ITS ARSENAL ARSENAL FC WERE BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Attacker in the box swinging his leg to strike a shot. Defender sticks a leg into the path of that swing from behind, does not win the ball, causes the attacker to hit his leg and trip. No penalty given on field or after review. Maybe I’m just an American who doesn’t know ball but that’s crazy lol
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
In 19 years together, the only time I’ve had more money than my wife was when we first moved to NYC and I had some student loan proceeds in my account and she didn’t have a job yet. Lasted maybe a couple months. Never bothered me at all. Guys need to grow up and get over themselves.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
really great to see all the big expert lawyers claiming, contrary to the managers of the January 6th team, that you had to climb the ladder from individual rioters to the President. the attorneys themselves have claimed that Garland dicked around and did not want to charge the president.
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the theis must flow @frenchdipset.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
49 49 undefeated! 49 49 I say! 49 49 undefeated! Playing football the Arsenal way!
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