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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

[logs onto BlueSky] [posts a thing] [immediately gets followed by a sex bot] [blocks and reports sex bot] [comments on someone else's post] [immediately gets followed by a spam bot] [blocks and reports spam bot] The internet used to be a fun way to communicate and learn things from other humans. 🙄

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"The UFO thing is going to come out" is what Stephen Miller says before sex.

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Elon Musk is every stupid guy's idea of a smart guy, so naturally No-Tag Pete wants to work with him. 🙄

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Pete Hegseth announced on Wednesday that Elon Musk will co-lead a government project to study the future of warfare ... Musk will be joined by Palmer Luckey, CEO of the defense tech company Anduril, and Newt Gingrich, the former Republican speaker of the House." -The Guardian Yeah, we're fucked.

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You could be at a party drunk as a skunk and naked as a jaybird, and the only reason you'd get raped is if there is a rapist at the party. STOP BLAMING THE VICTIMS.

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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think it’s fair to say that the student journalists at Cornell are braver than the news networks who just gave up on their WH pool ban even though CNN is still being denied access. www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...

cornellsun.com

EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will

The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.

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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

if cats and dogs could build houses with central heating and comfy blankets they would, that's where we come in

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

love how Fox News put "Chinese President Xi Jinping" in RED because COMMUNISM lol wankers

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026

"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5

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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party

“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I propose we *do* name something after him: the President Donald J. Trump Memorial Toilet. It will even look like him: the lid can be the hair, and the seat can be his face, allowing anyone to shit right down his throat.

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Oh shit, he finally figured out the magic words after ten years.

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Danny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

New books are here! The Pike Boys has been compared to the sopranos, Boardwalk Empire, and Peaky Blinders. It takes place in 1920 NOLA, and follows the exploits of three brothel-owning rum-running brothers, as they navigate generational trauma, addiction, and poverty! DM me for signed copies!

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Jesus fuck I can't even comment on someone's post anymore without being reposted 4 nanoseconds later by a fucking bot account with a name like "I Am Only Trying To Save My Son's Life" pretending to be a Gaza war victim?!! Social media is destroying itself.

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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

And every day there is more Fresh AI Hell. What's worse than polluting the information ecosystem with synthetic text dressed up to look like news? Dressing it up further as the work of fake Indigenous journalists: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

cbc.ca

‘Very harmful’: website uses AI to generate northern Indigenous news ‘correspondents’ | CBC News

The website WE NEWS has three northern Indigenous 'AI correspondents.' Their profiles say they are 'a member of Yukon First Nation,' 'of Dene heritage,' and 'an Inuk raised in the North.' Experts in t...

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I think this person's name might be Aaron Parnas

screen grab. top left: "@aaronparnas." bottom left: "AARON PARNAS." chyron: "AARON PARNAS REACTS TO BREAKING NEWS." bottom right: "THE PARNAS PERSPECTIVE."

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Maybe start a comic strip called "Get Your Whart On"

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I've been diagnosed with Level 1 Autism at age 47, and after having a few conversations with my therapist, my psychiatrist, and my wife, I've basically come to the conclusion that *I HAVE BEEN TOTALLY WRONG ABOUT ALMOST EVERYTHING MY ENTIRE LIFE*. Because I don't have the "good at math and

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

original content, good night everyone

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

One of the things that helps the autistic part of my brain and the ADHD part of my brain is typing. Sometimes I just want to type, and I have nothing to type, so I'll copy antique books or something. It's fun and relaxing. I love watching the words appear. Ironically, I can't get hired as a writer.

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Emmys® are still a thing? Oh.

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Donald Trump: basket-case Mitch McConnell: casket-based

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I miss my cat. She's around here somewhere, I just don't know where, and I need some kitty snuggles right now. :(

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"Critics Say Trump's Plans to Nuke Iran May Skirt Bounds of Authority"

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I just got a follower named Melisande, which means of course I now have to go and listen to ‘Pelleas et Melisande’ by Gabriel Fauré.

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My four-year-old asked for cheese on her red beans and rice. I said no. We do not blaspheme in this house.

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My man looks like someone who can't remember what Jeb Bush looks like tried to draw Jeb Bush from memory

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"Rebel" canners be like "Hey guys, I made Cream of Botulism Soup!"

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

♫ dirty deeds done with sheep ♫

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I am once again asking people to not lean on sites like "Upworthy" for up-to-date news. Check the date on this -- it was not three days ago; it was *last July*. www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida...

miaminewtimes.com

Meteorologist John Morales Warns NOAA Cuts Will Hurt Accurate Hurricane Prediction

In 2019, Morales eased Floridians' fears over Hurricane Dorian. Amid attacks on climate science, he says he can't do that again.

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Flock-o'-Lantern @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

pulled the video so you don't have to go to X we stan a towering queen who does not care for the antics of mediocre men

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Doug Ford should re-name Trump Lake to Obama Lake just for fun. :)

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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Make a band bigger: The Rolling Boulders

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/08/2026

Sometimes society at large rejects certain ideas because they’ve been thoroughly shown to be wrong and also because they suck and the people who espouse them suck and when someone comes around arguing those ideas should be part of some edgy modern debate we can and should shun them and move on.

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Yesterday I read that the Trump administration is going to slaughter a bunch of wild horses. Today I read that the Trump administration is going to lower the price of ground beef. ...um. Yikes?

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This is the hottest thing I've seen all week.

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Apologies, friends -- I thought no one was seeing or commenting on my posts because I was not getting any notifications. Then today I logged in and suddenly all of the notifications from the last three months turned up at once! I promise I wasn't ignoring anyone intentionally!

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Maybe Natalie Harp is just a necrophiliac with big plans.

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Miles Long @freedadhugs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Eventually all of the foods in the US will be contaminated with some virus, bacterium, or poison that the only thing left to eat will be the rich.

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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 14/08/2026

"They don’t care about women having babies: They care about young women—teenagers even—having babies. Because when young women have babies, they will be less likely to go to college, less likely to become financially independent, less likely to have a life unmoored from men."

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Natalie @discopigeon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Just a hunch here, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say this probably isn't a legitimate email from Disney+

An email from my spam mail folder supposedly from Disney plus, but the email address is a bit rude actually so I don't believe it.

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