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Frederik Werner

@frederikwerner.bsky.social
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German analyst & data scientist Part of the Feld M Data Collective Creates original content about Digital Analytics and Data Science at fullstackanalyst.io/?r=b Doesn't care about you romanticizing your slop bot Views and opinions my own

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/09/2026
Trump White House misspells “United” on the official “super intelligence” document with AI executives. Instead of “President of the United States,” it reads: “President of the Unites States.” Nothing says “super intelligence” quite like misspelling the name of the country.
Screenshot of a Truth Social post from Donald J. Trump’s verified @realDonaldTrump account displaying a signed document titled “Joint Commitment on Frontier Responsibilities.” The document outlines voluntary AI safety and oversight commitments for companies developing frontier artificial intelligence models. On the right side are signatures and company labels for leaders including Sundar Pichai of Google, Dario Amodei of Anthropic, Mark Zuckerberg of Meta, Greg Brockman of OpenAI, Elon Musk of xAI, and Jensen Huang of Nvidia. Near the center-right, Donald J. Trump’s large signature appears above the printed title identifying him as president. The title contains a noticeable typo: instead of “President of the United States,” it reads, “President of the Unites States,” misspelling “United” as “Unites.”
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.
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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Facebook really doesn't want you to see the new documentary exposing Elon Musk Neither do TikTok or Google or the eX social media site. Since they won't accept paid advertising, let's do some free advertising. Go see Musk in theaters October 9 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Frederik Werner @frederikwerner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Which is why Gen AI users will never experience happiness. Very much deserved!
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If that's all you've got, give me Jensen Huang's thigh, I guess.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's just fraud, my dude. Even if you use an AI agent. It's just fucking fraud.
Nikita Bier: Hello computer,

Find every Amazon purchase I ever made. 
Call the number of the manufacturer. 
Say you’re not satisfied.
Request a refund. 
If they decline, threaten to leave a bad review.
If they decline, find the CEO’s phone number and ask him for a refund.

Now, repeat the same process for items I never even purchased and see if you can get  them to send me money.

If they ask for a recipient, generate an image of one and send that.

Do not stop until you’ve collected $1 million in refunds.
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Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"AI is here to stay" and "AI is never going away" have that "You're going to accept it and like it" threatening vibe that will automatically push me into a "Fuck you, make me" mood.
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arno @helloarno.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
vs.
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beyond tellerrand @beyondtellerrand.com · 21/09/2026
“Generative AI can seem astonishingly real, but like the spoon in The Matrix, it’s just an illusion.” Léonie Watson (@tink.uk), beyond tellerrand Düsseldorf 2025. beyondtellerrand.com/events/dusse... #btconf #mondayMixtape
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DESIGN THINKING! Comic @designthinking.lol · 21/09/2026
Creativity is pointless. #webcomics #comicsky
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Frederik Werner @frederikwerner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just when you think it couldn't get worse...
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Frederik Werner @frederikwerner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Saving this to send to colleagues who use slop machines
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Pedde™ 🏳️‍🌈 @pedde.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#leidkultur
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Ralf Wittenbrink @ralfwittenbrink.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Texas erreicht Höchststand aller Zeiten für SARS-CoV-2-Level im Abwasser! 😷 #CovidIsNotOver Quelle: x.com/cyfi10/statu...
Texas SARS-CoV-2 Wastewater Viral Activity Level
Population-Weighted Average • Year-over-Year • Apr 1 to Mar 31
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Frederik Werner @frederikwerner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🤌 www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xHi...
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Star Trek Voyager But Everyone’s Had Enough
YouTube video by Picard Looking
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/09/2026
"Millions of people around the world will soon consider large models ‘hoovering up’ all their work to be an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions."
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‘Doom Loop’: OpenAI and Microsoft Admits LLMs Are Destroying the Web and Built on Theft
"Millions of people around the world will soon consider large models ‘hoovering up’ all their work to be an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions."
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Donald Trump is furious the nickname "Saddam Insane" is going viral globally to describe his presidency.
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tante @tante.cc · 16/09/2026
"I asked everyone I know at the BIG TECH HUMAN CENTIPEDE ROUNDTABLE, and we all agreed that UNCONTROLLABLE SHIT-RAIN IS USEFUL AND GREAT, and that EVERYONE WANTS IT. Also, that it was IN RETROSPECT A GREAT IDEA TO PUT EVERYTHING ON COMPUTERS."
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We Must Create the Shit Machine - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
“For as long as humans have created SHIT with our BODIES AND BUTTS, we have been asking this FUNDAMENTAL QUESTION: What if there were a COMPUTER that could A...
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Moritz Hürtgen @moritzhuertgen.de · 14/09/2026
Sie wird uns mit 1000 Varianten des gleichen Textes zu Tode langweilen
DER SPIEGEL
+ Die KI löscht die Menschheit aus? Wie das konkret passieren könnte
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Ralph Ruthe @ruthe.de · 14/09/2026
Bitte unterzeichnet diese @campact.de -Petition, wenn ihr sie so sinnvoll findet wie ich: weact.campact.de/petitions/ki...
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KIKA: Keine Bühne für Rechtsextreme bei logo!
Wusstest Du, dass ein AfD-Politiker bei KIKA ungefiltert zu Wort kam? Nun ist ein zweites Interview geplant. Jetzt unterzeichnen ✍️ und teilen: Keine Rechtsextreme im Kinderkanal!
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026
Remember: every time you repeat a story about how awfully, terribly dangerous their products are, you help them raise more investment capital, which is a key input for their business (hooking up statistical engines to money-furnaces): peoples-things.ghost.io/youre-doing-...
peoples-things.ghost.io
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Frederik Werner @frederikwerner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Cornelius W. M. Oettle @cwmo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Krass: 19 Prozent der Deutschen leiden an vollkommenem Realitätsverlust
81 Prozent der Deutschen halten Vermögen für ungerecht verteilt
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Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO
News channel fb post: The Little Tikes Company is giving some of its most popular toys a modern makeover, launching a collection which "reimagines the brand's best-selling classics in a sophisticated, trend-forward palette of soft neutrals designed to complement today's homes."


Photos show typical toddler toys such as the table, wagon, and car, but now made with no colors.
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Over 2,000 children and teenagers have been shot and killed in US mass shooting incidents since the 1970s alone. If US law officially classified every single domestic mass shooter as a domestic terrorist based on the scale of TERROR they inflict, the US would statistically have
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islieb @islieb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ein einteiliger Comic von "islieb" im minimalistischen Strichmännchen-Stil. Vier identische Strichmännchen stehen in einer Reihe und blicken alle nach rechts, in dieselbe Richtung. Über jedem Männchen befindet sich eine Sprechblase. Das erste Männchen von links warnt mit besorgtem Blick: "Wenn wir weiter in diese Richtung laufen, erwartet uns ein gähnender Abgrund!" Die anderen drei Männchen reagieren unterschiedlich auf die Warnung: Das zweite sagt: "Nicht meine Schuld, ich lauf nur in dieselbe Richtung wie alle anderen." Das dritte zweifelt: "Ich bezweifle, dass da ein Abgrund kommt, auch wenn es zugegeben sehr danach aussieht..." Das vierte und rechteste Männchen ist optimistisch und naiv: "Wird schon halb so wild werden. Vielleicht kann ich fliegen oder so?"
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Frederik Werner @frederikwerner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Besser schnell Widersprechen!
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Frederik Werner @frederikwerner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I wish I found this earlier in my life www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edc2...
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casiopea vs tsquare - fightman
YouTube video by KD Lee
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Frederik Werner @frederikwerner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love @home-assistant.io but seeing them put slop bots as an alternative to the community in their docs is sickening
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The microphone was telling us who she is.
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Claas Gefroi @claasgefroi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Auf X hat jemand mal geschaut, was da so für Leute als AfD-Abgeordnete in den neuen Landtag von Sachsen-Anhalt einziehen werden. Hier eine kleine Auswahl:
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I saw this post and wanted to address it. If you look at social media today, you’ll see good, empathetic people admitting they are losing hope. They look at climate change, rising authoritarianism, and corporate greed and feel entirely powerless. If you feel this way, I want
I hate to broadcast this on social media, but I know l am not alone when I candidly state that l am losing the will to live. In my 53 years, I have never known a time when I could not locate a semblance of hope until now. It's only a feeling, but an
uncomfortable one, one that makes me feel powerless. The future of the planet, genocide, the threat of being ruled and surveilled by tech overlords, the corruption, amorality, the lack of empathy, fascism on the rise globally w/GOP in support.
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islieb @islieb.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ein schwarz-weißer Cartoon im Strichmännchen-Stil von islieb. Eine einzelne Figur sitzt auf dem Boden und blickt mit großen, fassungslosen Augen nach oben. In einer großen Gedankenblase über ihrem Kopf denkt sie: „Die sind so doof, so wahnsinnig doof, mein Gott, sind die doof, wie kann man nur so doof sein?!“
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Frederik Werner @frederikwerner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Attn users of Shelly devices: When logging into the cloud interface, users are prompted to accept new terms of service. According to the linked documents, those terms grant Shelly to use device data to train AI. Linked documents disagree if data will be raw or anonymized. Might be time to jump ship😫
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Golem.de News @golemderss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Elektroauto: 94 Prozent befragter E-Auto-Fahrer wollen nicht zurück zum Verbrenner
Eine Umfrage zeigt: Wer Elektroauto fährt, will dabei bleiben. Angstthemen wie Reichweite und die Ladesituation spielen nach dem Kauf keine Rolle mehr.
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Frederik Werner @frederikwerner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Brilliantly debunking this insane bullshit!
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Frederik Werner @frederikwerner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Really sad to see Sony flushing themselves down the drain like that
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hired hypno / drone kink @salarta.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“We need to use AI for everything except the specific thing I make my living by doing. It’s fine that way, the rest of you can get fucked.”
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Ruprecht Polenz @polenz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Von wegen „Wir sind das Volk“
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netzpolitik.org @netzpolitik.org · 28/08/2026
Die Bundesregierung legt nicht offen, wo bundesweit neue Rechenzentren gebaut werden sollen, obwohl diese schwerwiegende Folgen für Umwelt und Gesellschaft haben. Das Projekt Heiße Luft hat nun eine Übersichtskarte der Standorte veröffentlicht. Sie zeigt auch, wo sich Protest regt.
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An diesen Orten sollen bundesweit neue Rechenzentren entstehen
Die Bundesregierung legt nicht offen, wo bundesweit neue Rechenzentren gebaut werden sollen, obwohl diese schwerwiegende Folgen für Umwelt und Gesellschaft haben. Das Projekt Heiße Luft hat nun eine Ü...
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 28/08/2026
Carney benennt USA in "Ass of Canada" um www.der-postillon.com/2026/08/aoc....
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Carney benennt USA in "Ass of Canada" um
Toronto (dpo) - Nachdem US-Präsident Donald Trump mit dem sogenannten "Golf von Amerika" und dem "Amerikasee" bereits zwei Präzedenzfälle geschaffen h
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Devour🌱 @devoureroftime.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gamescom AI Slop Thread. Every game from the Gamescom Opening Ceremonies that was actually AI Slop so you don't have to care about it.
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Weyland - ttv/weyland_here @weyland.live · 26/08/2026
FYI the HUGE number of AI slop at GamesCom's opening night live is not a sign that the industry has normalized AI. It's a ploy to make you believe that. These games are all by the same 3 or 4 publishers. This is a concerted effort to make consumers accept AI.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026
Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI theonion.com/guy-who-sucks-at-being…
Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI
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Krsto Lazarević @krstorevic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Deutsche halten sich für Erinnerungsweltmeister, schaffen es aber nicht im Nachruf auf einen Milliardär zu erwähnen, dass sein Vermögen auf Arisierung und Ausplünderung von Jüdinnen und Juden basiert, die sein Nazivater durchgeführt hat. www.zeit.de/wirtschaft/2...
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Unternehmer Klaus-Michael Kühne: Klaus-Michael Kühne ist gestorben
Mehrere Jahrzehnte prägte Klaus-Michael Kühne die Logistikbranche in Deutschland. Nun ist der zweitreichste Mann Deutschlands im Alter von 89 Jahren gestorben.
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Lukas @lukas.grebe.me · 23/08/2026
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islieb @islieb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ein Comic mit einem einzelnen Panel. Eine Figur mit Brille steht an einem kleinen Rednerpult mit Mikrofon und hält eine Ansprache. Vor dem Pult stehen fünf weitere Figuren in einer Reihe und hören zu.

Die Figur am Pult sagt: „Liebe Untertanen! Seit ich im Amt bin, geht es der Wirtschaft immer schlechter und der Grund seid ihr alle! Legt eure pessimistische Miesepeter-Attitüde ab, spuckt in die Hände und erkennt die Genialität meiner Politik.“

Die Zuhörenden stehen stumm da. Nur die Figur ganz rechts blickt nach oben und denkt in einer schwarzen Gedankenblase: „Bin nicht 100% sicher, ob ich ihn nochmal wählen würde.“
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