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Harbourmaster Productions @harbourmasterrr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Tune into BBC Newcastle between 8pm and 10pm tonight to hear my band's new single (if you haven't already heard it) youtu.be/1lQgvQ8Xu4g?...

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not that anyone cares. My opinion on the Man City shite is that they broke the rules. But the rules were deliberately designed to fuck them over and maintain the status quo of Liverpoo, Arsenal, Man U, Chelsea winning everything ad infinitum. Technically in the wrong, but going against a system

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hoping the lasses do better with an early 2 goal lead than the lads 🤞🤞

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

FFS man Celtic, made the roundabout painting, football arm of ReformUK look good today

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Wissa back to last seasons form already. Get him to Saudi and sign a striker in Jan please 🙏🙏

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Forgot how good Livramento was. Needs to start against Hull

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This has been coming like, we haven't played well since Liverpool

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Hahahaha get that up you Gary Neville you insufferable fucking biased gonk

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Diabate scored. Seems like a great signing. Him, Steur and Miley could be our midfield 3 for the next 12 years.... Or until Spurs offer 150m for one of them

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hope Ballard breaks both his legs here 🙏🙏

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Any local Newcastle people know where the counter demo to these fascist fucks currently is? Running late

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keith b @peakflow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

How the Lasses line up for their first fixture of the new WSL2 season, at home to Wolves. #NUFC #HWTL

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Two awful misses for Villa in last 5 minutes 🤦‍♂️

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Hope Wilson's looking at strikers and CBs for next summer's 3.0 rebuild 🤞🤞

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Disappointed with pretty much everyone there. Think they've let the little good run go to their heads. Hopefully gives them a kick up the arse and makes them realise there is still a lot of hard work ahead

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Shame Spurs couldn't bring on a Beyonce concert at 80mins, might have made a contest out of it.

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Explains why he's not been on the bench.... RIP big man 👽👽👽

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dr-tracy.bsky.social @dr-tracy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Every. Single. Fucking. Time. I hate those cunts so fucking much

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Really hope that is a sliding doors moment for Elanga, thought last season could have gone differently if he'd scores against Villa on his debut

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Dalglish should be ashamed to show his face after what he did to Kevs team

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If I see one player or staff member being remotely pally to that monster in the tunnel then they should be sold, no exceptions (maybe Lewis Hall)

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Iraola looks like he has to mow his monobrow.

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Big ask asking Steur and Miley to be a 2 man midfield against Liverpool. Hope they are up to it but not confident. Looks naive from a manager who is new to the prem

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

One rule I would like to change in the rules of football is instant yellow cards for any player not backing away instantly to get their yards for a free kick. Slows the game down massively

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

So that's the captain and vice captain injured for the start of the season 😂😂 Things are going great, really glad we got those experienced replacements in

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Didn't even bring him on, looks like he's staved off extinction for another week. You've not heard the end of this though you scaly bastard!

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

As if I didn't need more of a reason to despise Arsenal this summer, they've left Gyokeres on the bench after I've captained him in FPL. Gunnersaurus is going to be getting some strongly worded emails tomorrow like.

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Not another season FFS, when will it end?

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newadrian.bsky.social @newadrian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

We have just had proper rain here for the first time since June - and I have just come to realise that the purpose of Test cricket as a ritual in England is TO MAKE IT RAIN IN THE SUMMER. We have angered the gods with The Hundred and we must return to the old ways.

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Media Tell The Truth @mediatellthetruth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

It’s a big allegation but a fair one.

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Canny start to the Rootball era 2.0 this

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Thinking about it and I wouldn't mind Hall moving higher up the pitch next year. He's probably our most creative player and he started as a CM. Obvious issue is that we don't have a LB but could be easier to replace than a new CM. Am I a silly cunt? (For this opinion only please)

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Interesting piece on BBC news about wealthy, middle age people struggling to find jobs and blaming AI for ageism. Part of me thinks that they just don't realise how much of a mess the jobs market is now, it's not like young people are just walking into great jobs.

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

If I was a Netflix producer now I would be emailing Hopkinson every ten minutes asking to make a documentary about this season. The entire footballing world will be in stitches if we go down as ThE rIcHeSt ClUb iN fOoTbalL. Would get higher viewing figures than the World Cup Final

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Couple of random thoughts from the games today: Lasses look good but still desperate for a clinical striker Jaoen looks really good, didn't have loads to do but everything he did looked quality Osula looked dangerous but isolated in the press There may be life in Fabian Schar's career yet

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

It's alright, I didn't want to visit Malta anyway

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I think that we are going down. Without Gordon and Bruno's goals we would have been relegated last season and the new signings look years away from filling those gaps. The squad needed strengthening, not weakening and there's no indication of that. Change my mind (please, I really need it 😂)

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Martyn Warren (he/him) @martynwarren.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

At least they're honest.

A parody of the recent emergency alert from the UK government, reading 'We're gonna keep drilling, obviously.'

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Now reenact the poll where loads of Americans reckon they can bray a polar bear

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Willock, Murphy, Pope, Burn, Schar all on a free next summer. Any chance we move any of them on for a fee now or we just going to keep a hold of them, not play them and cry about SCR?

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

A Level results day tomorrow. Pray for the class of '26. Not least because they had me teaching them 🙏🙏

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Uber are fucking idiots with their 'wait and save' feature. I would pay more money for a taxi that meant I could have two tabs and a piss and they charge less. AMATEUR

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Nick De Marco KC @nickdemarcokc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Proud to be representing the PFA, alongside my colleagues Ravi Mehta and Emmeline Plews of Blackstone Chambers, instructed by Mills & Reeve, in this important case concerning player rights and collective bargaining in sport. #sportslaw #football #efl

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MisterMagpie @arrrrjobe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Fucking love Hendrix me, if I could be any historical figure it would be him

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