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Frankie F. Funk

@frankieffunk.bsky.social
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Chicago's finest Roleplaying Gamer / Energy Wonk / Geekdad / Metalhead /Cargo Biker / Cat Parent

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 5h
My 14-year old heads deep into the mosh pit now because I brought them up doing stuff just like that. You're still punk AF.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh jeez. Didn't go well for Rooster.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I woke up from a couch nap and rolled over to get my glasses and saw THIS. My wife is funny but also trying to kill me.
A full size plastic skeleton sitting and staring right at you
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social wow do I have an idea for you ...
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just think how beautiful she will be with some wear and tear, stickers and road grime! New Bike Day is just the predecessor to Old Bike Friend!
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Weird. I cut out after 12 but then heard 17 again, but not higher than that.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What's the most fuckable cake in Chicago?
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is one of my favorite karaoke songs
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When I bought my first Xtracycle FreeRad in 2006, I was one of three in Chicago. It amazes me every time I ride how many different cargo bikes I see now!
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fucking #82. Kimball needs bus lanes. Get rid of the parking lanes! Or ban cars completely! (And I say this as a Kimball homeowner).
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These couple of pages were a fascinating read
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, have done it several times (when I've had a session with the guy who is the needle guy). Was good. But it still takes time and work sadly. I want a magic bullet bionic nanobot shoulder repair.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sucks. I'm in PT on my shoulder this year due to a bike accident in 2019 (a pedestrian with a suitcase popped out from between two parked cars about three feet in front of me and I braked hard and ate street). Two herniated discs, which evolved this summer into a pinched nerve. Fun.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wow. I've seen the stickers but never looked it up. Thanks for doing it so I never have to.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Free music, local bands, and pedestrianized infrastructure!
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In too much of a hurry to stop at a yellow light when you can't clear the intersection, but not too busy to stop your car in the middle of traffic and chase me down half a block on foot to yell at me for slapping the back of your car when you blocked the crosswalk. Eat shit carbrain.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His wife is normal and nice. Canadian even. Not a crackpot like her husband.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And a GM screen. Two copies of Pact Worlds and Armory.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm a cop. Everybody has to pay for my fuck-ups, except of course for me or the police system.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Chicago #ttrpg Giveaway: this stack of Starfinder (1st ed.) books. I'm not gonna run it again and want my shelf space. Free to a good home. Local pickup only. DM me. Core rules + 8 splat books and 2 modules.
A stack of books from the Starfinder RPG published by Paizo.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Or I guess, the only good pumpkin is a zucchini.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is nothing, including pie, that makes pumpkin good to eat.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How do solar panels make insects go up?
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An Adorable Alien @hummingbirdmika.co.za · 04/10/2026
"plastic cheese" No bitch it's cheese with additives emulsified together with sodium citrate to extend the product and make it more affordable and shelf stable. It's a cheese product. Stop being a pretentious cunt >:c
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Such a good feeling when the record shop person thinks you are cool.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I still see a more fixie teens in Chicago when I see groups. Ebikes are more solos. Just my observations.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know what to do. I hate one of my cats. She shits on the floor and then lays in her own filth. She growls at everything all the time. She hates everyone. We've tried prozac, different litter pans and locations. Nothing fixes this mental POS cat. I want rid of her. I'm miserable.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nice [insert distinctive clothing item], do you have a minute for [insert cause here]? I can't believe anyone ever falls for their garbage or stops to talk to them.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For me, the top Sting is as Feyd Ruatha in Dune.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looks like the passengers didn't have too bad of a time either. (Look at those smiles, lol)
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yep, same boat
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I live on Kimball and we can't ever close the street or have a block party =(
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the quality beefposting we have come to expect
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Chris Taggart 🏡 ⚡️ 🔌 @christaggart.com · 02/10/2026
What if I need to pass a dangerous driver on my ebike to get out of danger? Or get to the hospital? If these sound ridiculous, it’s because people have normalized those excuses for cars. Speed limits for both.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't care what car owners do in the privacy of their own homes but do they really have to be out in public shoving their lifestyle down our throats
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Only three weeks until the BOBBY LEES! chicagoreader.com/music/concer...
chicagoreader.com
Garage rockers the Bobby Lees reemerge with the nu-metal–infused New Self - Chicago Reader
To their surprise, the Bobby Lees were rescued by a superhero: Aquaman actor Jason Momoa was a fan.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Because someone is paying them to, I reckon.
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Robin @jesusurbanist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Driving hack: if you hate going over speed bumps, you can easily get around them by riding a bike.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you aren't crop dusting your stoker, are you really even the captain?
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh hell yeah! I'm so glad this is getting another season.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saw them at Riot Fest this year. Was a great set.
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Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is *the* piece. Kate Manne, professor of philosophy at Cornell, speaks truth to the totality of failures at the university — and why students protesting the war in Gaza have faced far harsher consequences than any of the Cornell 7: www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ban cars on Kimball
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Andy Fraser @andyfraser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Super Human Intelligence Technology
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Uh huh...Beautiful gears for a bike for blind people. Tell me another one. =)
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TIL that racing tandem is a bike type. Gorgeous stuff. Would love to see a pic of the bike when it's done.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone already had the good advice. Welcome to the neighborhood, your friend. Ban cars on Kimball.
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Only time they get cleaned is when they flood so much that the trash floats out
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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What the fuck???!
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