Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 5hMy 14-year old heads deep into the mosh pit now because I brought them up doing stuff just like that. You're still punk AF. 020
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I woke up from a couch nap and rolled over to get my glasses and saw THIS. My wife is funny but also trying to kill me. 040
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026@blueheronfarm.bsky.social wow do I have an idea for you ... 010
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Just think how beautiful she will be with some wear and tear, stickers and road grime! New Bike Day is just the predecessor to Old Bike Friend! 010
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Weird. I cut out after 12 but then heard 17 again, but not higher than that. 110
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026When I bought my first Xtracycle FreeRad in 2006, I was one of three in Chicago. It amazes me every time I ride how many different cargo bikes I see now! 000
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fucking #82. Kimball needs bus lanes. Get rid of the parking lanes! Or ban cars completely! (And I say this as a Kimball homeowner). 010
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026These couple of pages were a fascinating read 000
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yeah, have done it several times (when I've had a session with the guy who is the needle guy). Was good. But it still takes time and work sadly. I want a magic bullet bionic nanobot shoulder repair. 010
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sucks. I'm in PT on my shoulder this year due to a bike accident in 2019 (a pedestrian with a suitcase popped out from between two parked cars about three feet in front of me and I braked hard and ate street). Two herniated discs, which evolved this summer into a pinched nerve. Fun. 120
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wow. I've seen the stickers but never looked it up. Thanks for doing it so I never have to. 010
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Free music, local bands, and pedestrianized infrastructure! 110
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026In too much of a hurry to stop at a yellow light when you can't clear the intersection, but not too busy to stop your car in the middle of traffic and chase me down half a block on foot to yell at me for slapping the back of your car when you blocked the crosswalk. Eat shit carbrain. 030
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026His wife is normal and nice. Canadian even. Not a crackpot like her husband. 130
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And a GM screen. Two copies of Pact Worlds and Armory. 000
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm a cop. Everybody has to pay for my fuck-ups, except of course for me or the police system. 020
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026#Chicago #ttrpg Giveaway: this stack of Starfinder (1st ed.) books. I'm not gonna run it again and want my shelf space. Free to a good home. Local pickup only. DM me. Core rules + 8 splat books and 2 modules. 131
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Or I guess, the only good pumpkin is a zucchini. 010
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There is nothing, including pie, that makes pumpkin good to eat. 110
Reposted by Frankie F. FunkAn Adorable Alien @hummingbirdmika.co.za · 04/10/2026"plastic cheese" No bitch it's cheese with additives emulsified together with sodium citrate to extend the product and make it more affordable and shelf stable. It's a cheese product. Stop being a pretentious cunt >:c 5219014
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Such a good feeling when the record shop person thinks you are cool. 020
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I still see a more fixie teens in Chicago when I see groups. Ebikes are more solos. Just my observations. 121
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don't know what to do. I hate one of my cats. She shits on the floor and then lays in her own filth. She growls at everything all the time. She hates everyone. We've tried prozac, different litter pans and locations. Nothing fixes this mental POS cat. I want rid of her. I'm miserable. 000
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nice [insert distinctive clothing item], do you have a minute for [insert cause here]? I can't believe anyone ever falls for their garbage or stops to talk to them. 100
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026For me, the top Sting is as Feyd Ruatha in Dune. 010
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Looks like the passengers didn't have too bad of a time either. (Look at those smiles, lol) 010
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I live on Kimball and we can't ever close the street or have a block party =( 000
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the quality beefposting we have come to expect 050
Reposted by Frankie F. FunkChris Taggart 🏡 ⚡️ 🔌 @christaggart.com · 02/10/2026What if I need to pass a dangerous driver on my ebike to get out of danger? Or get to the hospital? If these sound ridiculous, it’s because people have normalized those excuses for cars. Speed limits for both. 31838
Reposted by Frankie F. Funklumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't care what car owners do in the privacy of their own homes but do they really have to be out in public shoving their lifestyle down our throats 1163
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Only three weeks until the BOBBY LEES! chicagoreader.com/music/concer...chicagoreader.comGarage rockers the Bobby Lees reemerge with the nu-metal–infused New Self - Chicago ReaderTo their surprise, the Bobby Lees were rescued by a superhero: Aquaman actor Jason Momoa was a fan. 000
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Because someone is paying them to, I reckon. 000
Reposted by Frankie F. FunkRobin @jesusurbanist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Driving hack: if you hate going over speed bumps, you can easily get around them by riding a bike. 1415515
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you aren't crop dusting your stoker, are you really even the captain? 011
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh hell yeah! I'm so glad this is getting another season. 000
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Saw them at Riot Fest this year. Was a great set. 000
Reposted by Frankie F. FunkAnne Helen Petersen @annehelen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is *the* piece. Kate Manne, professor of philosophy at Cornell, speaks truth to the totality of failures at the university — and why students protesting the war in Gaza have faced far harsher consequences than any of the Cornell 7: www.thecut.com/article/what...thecut.comWhat It Feels Like at Cornell Right NowAs a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big. 5030971089
Reposted by Frankie F. FunkAndy Fraser @andyfraser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Super Human Intelligence Technology 1213
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Uh huh...Beautiful gears for a bike for blind people. Tell me another one. =) 110
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026TIL that racing tandem is a bike type. Gorgeous stuff. Would love to see a pic of the bike when it's done. 120
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Everyone already had the good advice. Welcome to the neighborhood, your friend. Ban cars on Kimball. 041
Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Only time they get cleaned is when they flood so much that the trash floats out 010