Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 05/10/2026Ah! There was a rather famous restaurant in Dallas also called Brownie's. It opened in 1945 & was a popular late-night hangout, often used as a tv/film location. It was finally closed in 1996 bc of health/sanitation violations. 010
Reposted by Frank GarrettMatt Jakubowski (he/him) @mattjakubowski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Friends, I’ve got plenty of copies of my chapbook to share & each one needs a home. 12 micro & flash stories, perfect for the spooky season. Maybe you’d like one! Message me and I’d be happy to send you a copy, signed if you like. 042
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 04/10/2026@tobiasvryan.bsky.social ¡feliz feliz! ¡felicidades en tu cumpleaños! 120
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 03/10/2026„Like a sly fake smile at the moment when it becomes real. Sweet baby, break the tie once the clock makes the day stand still. Oh, fuck around if you want, move to Paris maybe, change your name. I'll be here, I'll be right here. What does that say about me? What does that say about you?” 011
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comAdmiral Ackbar's Famous Star Wars TrapALT: Admiral Ackbar's Famous Star Wars Trap 020
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 02/10/2026thorn of the cosmos thrum tilth tot—bone removed from a scrap heap tull/toll—to allure/entice (verb, so probably not useful) 010
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 02/10/2026If you were gay(-er), that information would’ve been downloaded to your brain upon birth. 110
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 30/09/2026But you should’ve seen me—serving up justice like Flo serving sass and grits at Mel’s Diner.static.klipy.comYou Tell 'Em, Flo!ALT: You Tell 'Em, Flo! 000
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 30/09/2026„Chomskyan linguistics continues to be the gold standard at universities on the East Coast and the foundation of modern linguistics.” JFC I had to stop following someone for even thinking about writing such a sentence. 010
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 30/09/2026Nothing like serving on a jury to really assess the quality of the citizenry. 210
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 30/09/2026My favorite part of rewatching Star Trek (the original series) is all the times Kirk and Spock have to have multifactor authentication codes sent to their communicators before they’re able to see a screen. Also, the times they have to prove to those screens that they’re indeed human (or Vulcan). 031
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 30/09/2026#avocado #dick #dallas #washawayoursins2026 We’re now expecting 20 inches of rain while under extreme drought conditions. Flood alerts have started 48 hours before the first clouds arrive. #avodadodickflood2026 000
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 29/09/2026Every courtroom in America has an „active sh**ter” poster next to the Declaration of Independence. 221
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 29/09/2026New #dragname: Helvetica Obviously. (In honor of Brent David Freaney.) 020
Reposted by Frank GarrettErratum Press @erratumpress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Daniela Cascella will be sharing an evening with Ellen Dillon on Friday 9 October to discuss their latest work. >> Hundred Years Gallery, London. Admission free, register here: www.eventbrite.ie/e/little-books-long-titles-daniela-cascella-ellen-dillon-tickets-1997833455646 @drnollid.bsky.socialeventbrite.ieLittle Books, Long Titles: Daniela Cascella + Ellen DillonIn this celebration of the joys of little books, Daniela and Ellen will read from and discuss the writing of their latest publications. 0156
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 26/09/2026Spent the afternoon with Yukinori Yanagi at The Warehouse. 0112
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 26/09/2026„…Modernism as an effete and decadent outgrowth of European literature's decline.” No errors detected. 120
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 26/09/2026Flesh was the original GUI, the original AI. #makefleshreal 000
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 25/09/2026I thought I had copied a URL but when I pasted: "transfigured like light." 020
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 25/09/2026Sunday I saw Tricky at Trees, and tonight it’s an ABBA cover band at the lake. I contain #multitudes. 021
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 24/09/2026"Love is a game, and you should play to win." —me talking to my cat 081
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 23/09/2026Maybe it's my age, but I have a pretty weak stream these days. 020
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 23/09/2026Last night I would’ve turned 100% Queer—if I wasn’t already—all because of Lieutenant Josephs. #swoon 050
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 23/09/2026Basically he had an international team of programmers create an ifttt: if news=topic x then ctrl+P < alarm clock. I think about this dude every now and then, but more so lately bc of this latest garbage tech that people are either excited by or greatly afeared of. 010
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 23/09/2026His idea: subscribers would choose a handful of topics they were interested in, and the program would search the web for news articles on that topic and then print them out so that subscribers could read the latest news as soon as they woke up. 110
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 23/09/2026In 2000 I was working in telecom before the bubble burst. One day along came a vc who was thinking about poaching li’l ol’ me. I was curious, so I agreed to meet. Before he would share his get-richer scheme with me I had to sign an nda. 110
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 21/09/2026I think Stephen Tobolowsky and Wallace Shawn should've worked more together. Maybe cowritten some screenplays. 000
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 20/09/2026Even better if you keep shifting the accent: práhadádaprahádadáprá… #prahadadmantra 110
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 17/09/2026A "theoretical" punk band called The Ethical Billionaires, but after they're introduced by the announcer the stage remains empty. 031
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 17/09/2026Disculpas al the worker painting my garage for slipping into Polish every time I couldn’t think of the Spanish word. It never occurs to my brain to use an English word while speaking a foreign language. 110
Reposted by Frank GarrettNeal T Walsh @mosshall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have a show opening this evening in Providence at the Chazan Gallery with Kai Franz. 041
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 17/09/2026Somewhat related: I remember distinctly, after watching yet another terrible and disturbing film, loudly complaining to a friend that there were no Dogme 95 films about bunny rabbits and kittens. 020
Reposted by Frank GarrettFiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Stop looking at me like I’m data. 4151
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 16/09/2026And no, I don't want The Brooklyn Pizzeria on the bd Beaumarchais in Paris. Nice try. :/ 010
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 16/09/2026Is there a Brooklyn in Europe? Not a Breukelen, but a *literal* B-R-O-O-K-L-Y-N. Not "European neighborhoods that are the 'Brooklyn' of their cities." Maybe in/near Paris even, since it's between a reference to Paris and Notre Dame (in a work I'm translating). G••gle is g•rbage. 120
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 16/09/2026„…literature in translation is a state-sponsored art.” Couldn’t agree more. Excerpt when it’s not: the Polish Book Institute under PiS basically banned all funding for anything with a whiff of Queerness. It was much like the NEA/NEH under any Republican administration. 010
Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 14/09/2026One of the rare few writers whose work deftly dances along the brink of desire and repulsion like a pleasurable paper cut. 022