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Frank Garrett

@frankgarrett.online
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"Meaningless to heaven, and of no interest to hell." | literary translator | feral philosopher | becoming inimical | Fulbright Scholar 🇵🇱 | FLAS Fellow 🇺🇦 | BDS | LGBTQIA+

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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 12h
Hot angels are waiting for your call…
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 05/10/2026
Ah! There was a rather famous restaurant in Dallas also called Brownie's. It opened in 1945 & was a popular late-night hangout, often used as a tv/film location. It was finally closed in 1996 bc of health/sanitation violations.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 05/10/2026
The Dallas Brownie’s?!
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Matt Jakubowski (he/him) @mattjakubowski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Friends, I’ve got plenty of copies of my chapbook to share & each one needs a home. 12 micro & flash stories, perfect for the spooky season. Maybe you’d like one! Message me and I’d be happy to send you a copy, signed if you like.
Cover image of Ghost in the Rain: Stories by Matthew Jakubowski. Mauve color cover with black and white text arranged in a fan display.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 04/10/2026
Even better if your „daughter” is fictional.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 04/10/2026
@tobiasvryan.bsky.social ¡feliz feliz! ¡felicidades en tu cumpleaños!
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 03/10/2026
„Like a sly fake smile at the moment when it becomes real. Sweet baby, break the tie once the clock makes the day stand still. Oh, fuck around if you want, move to Paris maybe, change your name. I'll be here, I'll be right here. What does that say about me? What does that say about you?”
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 02/10/2026
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Admiral Ackbar's Famous Star Wars Trap
ALT: Admiral Ackbar's Famous Star Wars Trap
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 02/10/2026
Oh honey, that shit is hardwired.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 02/10/2026
thorn of the cosmos thrum tilth tot—bone removed from a scrap heap tull/toll—to allure/entice (verb, so probably not useful)
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 02/10/2026
If you were gay(-er), that information would’ve been downloaded to your brain upon birth.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 02/10/2026
#fruitrients
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 01/10/2026
O CAPTCHA! My CAPTCHA!
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 01/10/2026
tender bc #tender
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 30/09/2026
But you should’ve seen me—serving up justice like Flo serving sass and grits at Mel’s Diner.
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You Tell 'Em, Flo!
ALT: You Tell 'Em, Flo!
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 30/09/2026
„Chomskyan linguistics continues to be the gold standard at universities on the East Coast and the foundation of modern linguistics.” JFC I had to stop following someone for even thinking about writing such a sentence.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 30/09/2026
Nothing like serving on a jury to really assess the quality of the citizenry.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 30/09/2026
Hogwash. #hog #wash
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 30/09/2026
My favorite part of rewatching Star Trek (the original series) is all the times Kirk and Spock have to have multifactor authentication codes sent to their communicators before they’re able to see a screen. Also, the times they have to prove to those screens that they’re indeed human (or Vulcan).
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 30/09/2026
#avocado #dick #dallas #washawayoursins2026 We’re now expecting 20 inches of rain while under extreme drought conditions. Flood alerts have started 48 hours before the first clouds arrive. #avodadodickflood2026
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 29/09/2026
Every courtroom in America has an „active sh**ter” poster next to the Declaration of Independence.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 29/09/2026
New #dragname: Helvetica Obviously. (In honor of Brent David Freaney.)
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Erratum Press @erratumpress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Daniela Cascella will be sharing an evening with Ellen Dillon on Friday 9 October to discuss their latest work. >> Hundred Years Gallery, London. Admission free, register here: www.eventbrite.ie/e/little-books-long-titles-daniela-cascella-ellen-dillon-tickets-1997833455646 @drnollid.bsky.social
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Little Books, Long Titles: Daniela Cascella + Ellen Dillon
In this celebration of the joys of little books, Daniela and Ellen will read from and discuss the writing of their latest publications.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 28/09/2026
I feel #seen.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 26/09/2026
Spent the afternoon with Yukinori Yanagi at The Warehouse.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 26/09/2026
„…Modernism as an effete and decadent outgrowth of European literature's decline.” No errors detected.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 26/09/2026
Flesh was the original GUI, the original AI. #makefleshreal
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 25/09/2026
I thought I had copied a URL but when I pasted: "transfigured like light."
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 25/09/2026
Sunday I saw Tricky at Trees, and tonight it’s an ABBA cover band at the lake. I contain #multitudes.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 24/09/2026
"Love is a game, and you should play to win." —me talking to my cat
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 23/09/2026
Maybe it's my age, but I have a pretty weak stream these days.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 23/09/2026
Last night I would’ve turned 100% Queer—if I wasn’t already—all because of Lieutenant Josephs. #swoon
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 23/09/2026
Basically he had an international team of programmers create an ifttt: if news=topic x then ctrl+P < alarm clock. I think about this dude every now and then, but more so lately bc of this latest garbage tech that people are either excited by or greatly afeared of.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 23/09/2026
His idea: subscribers would choose a handful of topics they were interested in, and the program would search the web for news articles on that topic and then print them out so that subscribers could read the latest news as soon as they woke up.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 23/09/2026
In 2000 I was working in telecom before the bubble burst. One day along came a vc who was thinking about poaching li’l ol’ me. I was curious, so I agreed to meet. Before he would share his get-richer scheme with me I had to sign an nda.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 21/09/2026
I think Stephen Tobolowsky and Wallace Shawn should've worked more together. Maybe cowritten some screenplays.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 21/09/2026
#subscribe
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 21/09/2026
Thoughts and prayers.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 20/09/2026
Even better if you keep shifting the accent: práhadádaprahádadáprá… #prahadadmantra
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 20/09/2026
It's even better in Czech: Praha Dada. #prahadada
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 17/09/2026
A "theoretical" punk band called The Ethical Billionaires, but after they're introduced by the announcer the stage remains empty.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 17/09/2026
And now to go study some Celan in German.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 17/09/2026
Disculpas al the worker painting my garage for slipping into Polish every time I couldn’t think of the Spanish word. It never occurs to my brain to use an English word while speaking a foreign language.
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Neal T Walsh @mosshall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have a show opening this evening in Providence at the Chazan Gallery with Kai Franz.
small rectangular textured abstract painting made of five horizontal bands canvas painted a dirty maroon with hints of oranges and umber. A slicing green ish gold triangle cuts from the right edge down to the bottom edge.Gallery wall with vinyl lettering on the left and a small blue horizontal banded painting. The vinyl says Day And Night , below Kai Franz Neal T Walsh. A pedestal holds a binder, postcards and a vase with yellow and red flowers.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 17/09/2026
Somewhat related: I remember distinctly, after watching yet another terrible and disturbing film, loudly complaining to a friend that there were no Dogme 95 films about bunny rabbits and kittens.
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Fiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stop looking at me like I’m data.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 16/09/2026
And no, I don't want The Brooklyn Pizzeria on the bd Beaumarchais in Paris. Nice try. :/
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 16/09/2026
Is there a Brooklyn in Europe? Not a Breukelen, but a *literal* B-R-O-O-K-L-Y-N. Not "European neighborhoods that are the 'Brooklyn' of their cities." Maybe in/near Paris even, since it's between a reference to Paris and Notre Dame (in a work I'm translating). G••gle is g•rbage.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 16/09/2026
„…literature in translation is a state-sponsored art.” Couldn’t agree more. Excerpt when it’s not: the Polish Book Institute under PiS basically banned all funding for anything with a whiff of Queerness. It was much like the NEA/NEH under any Republican administration.
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Frank Garrett @frankgarrett.online · 14/09/2026
One of the rare few writers whose work deftly dances along the brink of desire and repulsion like a pleasurable paper cut.
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