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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Do I have to come up with something new to come out as every year? Or can I just go back in the closet for a couple hours and reuse the same one? They didn't talk about this at orientation

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

1988 case where a judge refuses to enforce the sale of a bong making business because of a public policy interest in prohibiting marijuana. That judge had clearly never smoked weed out of an apple in his parents' bathroom. Fuckin nerd

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They have us writing about a case involving a chemical plant that released 24,000 lbs of pesticides into the air just outside Houston, killing 4 workers and causing untold environmental damage. The case is about age discrimination

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My law school had the absolute gall to send us another "anti-hazing" email as if I'm not walking into class every day like "thank you, sir. May I have another?"

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Every case you read in law school is about some guy named William Williams suing his nephew William Williams for swearing and playing billiards on a jubilee day in the 1880s

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

headline: This Year’s Corn Crops have GAY me, running down the street yelling: homo corn! homo corn! article text: Great-ass yields.

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

You're crazy for this one, girl. They'll never see it coming

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I'm very helpless and vulnerable right now, if any evil rich women feel like kidnapping and domesticating me

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Help! She wants to [____]me! 1. [kill ] 2. [fuck ] 3. [split an order of edama]

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The world if I could find where I put the charger to my vibrator (I added another train)

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I guess "believe women" is plural cuz like 5 different women all gotta say the same thing before people actually believe them

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Your last week at a job is so funny cuz you can just be like "I'm not doing this, purely because I don't feel like it." And they just gotta be like "damn, ok."

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Giannis (a top 5 NBA player) having not led his team past the first round in 4 consecutive seasons, and all but begging to be traded for a year plus, just netted the Bucks roughly 3 times more than the Mavs got for Luka (a top 5 NBA player) fresh off a finals appearance.

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

People often assume I lack ball knowledge, just because I am a transsexual. This couldn't be further from the truth. I lack ball knowledge because I am stupid

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

It finally happened. Kasparas Jakucionis got traded. We can all breathe a sigh of relief now

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Hating the Knicks was never a choice. I was born into it. I planted the seeds of hatred as a young boy. And now, as a grown woman, I diligently tend to its blooms

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

To be clear, I harbor zero ill will towards the city of New York in general. Just their basketball team in particular. I really fucking hate their basketball team

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Zohran Mamdani has been NYC's mayor for just six months and now the Knicks are NBA champions. I now have no choice but to abandon my principles and become a full-throated reactionary. Desperate measures, I know, but ball is life

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I made my stance on the NBA finals known early, and I'm determined to stand on business. Spurs in 8

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I'll tear Tyrese Haliburton's other Achilles myself if it means the Knicks lose this

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Victor Wembanyama came into my home and threw me out the 5th story window. As I was falling to the ground, he said "I hate basketball and I love violence." He is laughing now because I am dead. An NBA ref saw the whole thing and did not immediately suspend him for life. The league is so rigged

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

You've heard of the BLT and the LGBT. Now feast your eyes on the gayest sandwich ever made: the LGBTQIA+

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Not even fortune cookies are safe from AI propaganda 😔 is there truly nothing sacred in this world?

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I stg graham platner could just cop to being an unrepentant pedophile and the internet would be awash with liberals (derogatory) saying you're an agent of the IDF if you think he deserves criticism for it

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I just like it when the Knicks are sad

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

The dentist said my teeth were "not that bad, all things considered." Was she hitting on me?

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I'm not worried about being replaced by an LLM. I'm worried the DOD will give OpenAI the aliens they got stashed in the desert and let them start answering questions instead. Aliens know all kinds of shit about space, lasers, and probably even goo and goop. I can't compete with that

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Call me a Russian nesting doll the way I'm drinking vodka underneath a huge pile of blankets

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

It's nice seeing Knicks fans all excited about going through three teams notorious for their bad playoff exits on their way to the finals. It's like watching my dog in the back seat before she figures out we're going to the vet instead of the park

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

James Harden is the anti-Haliban. James Harden is the CIA

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

The Cavs finally broke their second round playoff curse by barely beating the team that barely beat the team that barely made it to the 8 seed. The East has fallen

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

My boss being all in on AI has honestly lightened my workload a ton. I don't actually use AI for anything. But if I tell him I did, he gets so enamored with the result that he doesn't even notice it took me 2 days to deliver 30 minutes worth of work

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

The thing that had a 50/50 shot of happening happened. Clearly the NBA is rigged and Adam Silver hates me in particular

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Sixers fans wistfully chanting "we want Boston" as Brunson puts the Knicks up by 30

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Do youse guys call it the "web" or the "net" when you're surfing around the sites?

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Band called the Progester-Tones that plays a mix of prog rock and butt rock. Is that anything?

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Pistons would've swept if they named the arena Little Caesar's Palace

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Having a tough time picking a side in Detroit vs Orlando. On the one hand, I'm still mad about the Malice at the Palace. On the other hand, Orlando fucking sucks

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Hydrophobia, on account of the rabies Nausea/vomiting, on account of the rabies Insomnia, on account of the rabies Dick fell off, on account of the rabies All that might once have saved me Lost On account of the rabies

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Mom, come pick me up. I'm being cyberbullied

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Fun party game to play with your friends: give them the name of either an obscure modern NBA player or an obscure 20th century dictator and have them guess which it is

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Ayo Dosunmu had the game of his life and shot 5 for 5 from 3 and 12 for 12 from the line, and instead of watching that I had to hear about some dickhead shooting 0 for 10

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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Having persistent suicidal thoughts is like having a bird in your apartment that you've just given up on getting back outside. You've made your peace with it being in there, sure. But you gotta stay constantly vigilant, lest that fucker shit right on your head

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/03/2026

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