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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 2h
Sure, my candidate is willing to tell every marginalized group in the country to lay down in front of the bus in order to win power for themself. But I'm, like, an actual human being, so when push comes to shove, they'll definitely stand up for me.
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Do I have to come up with something new to come out as every year? Or can I just go back in the closet for a couple hours and reuse the same one? They didn't talk about this at orientation
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He probably wouldn't even know what produce to use if he didn't have any apples at home. He'd try to smoke out of an onion with a whole sack of potatoes sitting on the counter. This is why our institutions are failing
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1988 case where a judge refuses to enforce the sale of a bong making business because of a public policy interest in prohibiting marijuana. That judge had clearly never smoked weed out of an apple in his parents' bathroom. Fuckin nerd
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They have us writing about a case involving a chemical plant that released 24,000 lbs of pesticides into the air just outside Houston, killing 4 workers and causing untold environmental damage. The case is about age discrimination
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My law school had the absolute gall to send us another "anti-hazing" email as if I'm not walking into class every day like "thank you, sir. May I have another?"
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Every case you read in law school is about some guy named William Williams suing his nephew William Williams for swearing and playing billiards on a jubilee day in the 1880s
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
headline: This Year’s Corn Crops have GAY me, running down the street yelling: homo corn! homo corn! article text: Great-ass yields.
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You're crazy for this one, girl. They'll never see it coming
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I'm very helpless and vulnerable right now, if any evil rich women feel like kidnapping and domesticating me
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Help! She wants to [____]me! 1. [kill ] 2. [fuck ] 3. [split an order of edama]
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You wouldn't download a plant
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The world if I could find where I put the charger to my vibrator (I added another train)
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
In the late 2000s and early 2010s, it felt like Taco Bell was found to be distributing shit lettuce like 2-3 times per year. This is a return to the natural order
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
lol Lindsey is a girl's name
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I guess "believe women" is plural cuz like 5 different women all gotta say the same thing before people actually believe them
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Talking about the time I bought 32GB of ram for like $30 makes me feel like an old woman reminiscing about playing jacks down at the soda fountain during the Wilson administration
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
LaMelo's gonna be plowing through pedestrians in the Minnesota snow with Ant on IG live in the passenger seat
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Your last week at a job is so funny cuz you can just be like "I'm not doing this, purely because I don't feel like it." And they just gotta be like "damn, ok."
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The Luka trade has given me permanent brain damage, and I hope everyone never shuts up about how bad it was
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Giannis (a top 5 NBA player) having not led his team past the first round in 4 consecutive seasons, and all but begging to be traded for a year plus, just netted the Bucks roughly 3 times more than the Mavs got for Luka (a top 5 NBA player) fresh off a finals appearance.
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Giannis, Bam and, like, some guys is far from the worst roster in the East. But now the Heat basically just have the mid-level left to try and move from "good" to "good enough"
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
People often assume I lack ball knowledge, just because I am a transsexual. This couldn't be further from the truth. I lack ball knowledge because I am stupid
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The Pacers might be willing to trade their "sorry we were definitely going to trade you" apology package from the 14 times they almost traded Myles Turner to Boston for a future second
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It finally happened. Kasparas Jakucionis got traded. We can all breathe a sigh of relief now
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
They didn't include a no trade clause, so I guess they at least learned something from Bradley Beal lol
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Traditionally, it's taken years for America's illegal wars of choice to completely humiliate the US government at home and abroad. Trump achieved total humiliation in mere months. This must be that "government efficiency" they were talking about
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm gonna stand on business. Spurs in 8
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hating the Knicks was never a choice. I was born into it. I planted the seeds of hatred as a young boy. And now, as a grown woman, I diligently tend to its blooms
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
To be clear, I harbor zero ill will towards the city of New York in general. Just their basketball team in particular. I really fucking hate their basketball team
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Zohran Mamdani has been NYC's mayor for just six months and now the Knicks are NBA champions. I now have no choice but to abandon my principles and become a full-throated reactionary. Desperate measures, I know, but ball is life
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I made my stance on the NBA finals known early, and I'm determined to stand on business. Spurs in 8
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
God fucking dammit
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'll tear Tyrese Haliburton's other Achilles myself if it means the Knicks lose this
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Victor Wembanyama came into my home and threw me out the 5th story window. As I was falling to the ground, he said "I hate basketball and I love violence." He is laughing now because I am dead. An NBA ref saw the whole thing and did not immediately suspend him for life. The league is so rigged
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Here is my shopping list for the ingredients in case you wanna make it yourself
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
You've heard of the BLT and the LGBT. Now feast your eyes on the gayest sandwich ever made: the LGBTQIA+
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Not even fortune cookies are safe from AI propaganda 😔 is there truly nothing sacred in this world?
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If you really wanted to appeal to the ardent platner supporters, you should've just stopped after the word "woman"
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I stg graham platner could just cop to being an unrepentant pedophile and the internet would be awash with liberals (derogatory) saying you're an agent of the IDF if you think he deserves criticism for it
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I just like it when the Knicks are sad
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The dentist said my teeth were "not that bad, all things considered." Was she hitting on me?
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I'm not worried about being replaced by an LLM. I'm worried the DOD will give OpenAI the aliens they got stashed in the desert and let them start answering questions instead. Aliens know all kinds of shit about space, lasers, and probably even goo and goop. I can't compete with that
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Call me a Russian nesting doll the way I'm drinking vodka underneath a huge pile of blankets
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
As both a pacers fan and a hater, I much preferred the suffering
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Watching Knicks fans enjoy the WCF is like watching my dog enjoy the car ride before she realizes we're not actually going to the park
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It's nice seeing Knicks fans all excited about going through three teams notorious for their bad playoff exits on their way to the finals. It's like watching my dog in the back seat before she figures out we're going to the vet instead of the park
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"How was I supposed to know I would receive exactly what I asked for and was promised? I'm as shocked as anyone!"
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The East playoffs have just been a competition to see which teams can lose the most convincingly
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Faucets Delta Co @francoisdeltaco.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
James Harden is the anti-Haliban. James Harden is the CIA
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