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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 14h

“The problem with classical music: it’s all covers.” @blackscienceman.bsky.social

sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Dennis’s previous employer screwed up his 2024 W2 and we had to hurry up and file an amended return. Our CPA is super intense and when we didn’t reply to him for a few days, he started calling us both multiple times, always during evenings and the weekend.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Dennis just reminded me that Ohio used to have “party plates” - bright yellow license plates to flag you as a convicted drunk driver. 😂😬

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“Inside Brandie are two wolves. One is ‘not wanting to put on pants is the main thing that holds me back’ and the other is ‘let’s get dressed up fancy and go to the Maserati dealership.’”

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Mourning the loss of a pet feels a lot like that old “Reasons Why My Toddler Is Crying” trend. Recent hits include: -it was bedtime -cleaning up after dinner was too easy -there was plenty of room in a drawer -Dennis sat on a couch -sleeping in

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Someone called us Yankees today, which was a first.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dennis talked to someone who spoke English as a second language and she used the term “lightbulb bill” for “electric bill” and I love it.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Listening to Ace of Spades and fondly remembering when I saw Motörhead and had access to an open bar, which I took as a challenge that I gladly accepted. My friend’s BF thought I was REALLY into the show until he realized I was really just staggering because gravity was kicking my ass.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When I got this spam text about Talarico, I could only see the first sentence and thought this was a supportive message. Like, oh, he’s got good (if dated!) taste!

Hateful homophobic rhetoric spam text from Texas Republicans trying to tear down Democratic Senate hopeful James Talarico. It says he immediately answers that Alyssa Edwards is his favorite drag queen, which actually makes me like him more

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Neil Aquino @neilaquino.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Driverless Waymo passing non-functioning Flock Camera on McGowan near intersection with Crawford in Houston today. Maybe the Waymo lasered the Flock as part of AI war for control of McGowan St. #Houston #Flock #AI

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Drinking a bottle of water and waiting to enter the venue for Chance the Rapper’s Coloring Book 10th anniversary tour. The guy behind us says “Pregaming with water: that’s how you know we’re getting old. Back when Coloring Book came out; we used to be like *shots shots shots*”

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If you were old enough to grind to this in the club, this is now the beginning of a list of things that hurt every day.

A screenshot of the song My Neck, My Back by Khia. The album art displayed above shows it is the 20th year anniversary edition.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

2026 Lynyrd Skynyrd is the best Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band I’ve ever seen. 🤘

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I will never stop being amused at all the ways the Houston area sneaks NASA references into completely unrelated things.

A banner for a pet adoption initiative that says “Make space in your hear for a shelter pet” and has an astronaut and a dog in a space suit floating in front of a colorful nebula

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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

“When you pulled her over, did you know it was her?” “Yes” “Did you have a legal reason to pull her over?” “No”

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Just had a drone deliver a single package of American cheese so my dog will be able to take his pills. The future is now…and it is terrible.

Blue, oddly shaped box used for drone delivery from Walmart. There is a yellow handle at the top and it looks a bit like a Happy Meal box.

Peeking inside the drone delivery box to display a single package of Kraft Singles

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

@limeyemily.bsky.social we used that chocolate cake recipe that you posted a few weeks ago and it totally lived up to the hype. I’m now grilling @blackscienceman.bsky.social about how often he is willing to make it for me

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I’ve been in a weird standoff with my local city government. They sent out a newsletter bulletin addressing concerns they’ve received about using Flock. It was from a “noreply” email address but I still had some feedback to give…

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

There have been several times in the few years we’ve lived in TX when I’ve said “y’all” in front of “native” Texan and they scoff at me for using it so quickly after moving here I get strangely indignant, informing them that I grew up in Kentucky and have been y’alling my whole life thank u v much

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

@blackscienceman.bsky.social on his first dilaudid experience: “I was very demanding when she came in here. Less demanding when she left.”

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

My husband has been in the hospital for a week, and my dog is feeling very neglected. He’s been cowering submissively when I come home. I think he thinks he’s being punished for some unknown crime. 💔

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Bad storm blowing in. The power keeps dimming and I’m afraid we’re gonna lose AC while the Real Feel is 103F right now. This summer this Texas adventure feels a little less fun.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Simultaneous “zooma zoom zoom zoom” from across the room.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Saw a bald eagle on the 4th of July weekend for US 250th - a little on the nose if you ask me.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

There was a low hovering flash of orange along the horizon right at the end of a fireworks finale. Me: “Oh look the refinery caught on fire!” Dennis: “Uh oh! Good thing we all backed in, guys!” #YeeHawUpdate

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Due to this fun little adventure yesterday:

A desk in front of a window. The blinds have fallen off the window and crashed into the floor, knocking pictures and other items onto the floor and one of the monitors askew

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

This week’s visit included an explanation of what an upper decker is. We really are doing the lord’s work.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Took my kid for some crawfish boil. We are preparing her, telling her how much work it is to peel all the crawfish. Her: “I’m ready to fight for my food!”

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

My father-in-law, who recently retired: “You know, I’m switching insurance because I’m….” Me: “Elderly?” Uproar of laughter. We wait for his retort. Him: “…I can’t really think of a good response to that.” My brother-in-law: “I don’t think Medicare is gonna cover that burn you just got.”

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

The vegan rosemary onion pretzels served on Southwest flights are the food equivalent of hostile architecture.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Being in the airport in a city where the World Cup is being played is entertaining. A bar was showing the Brazil match. A huge crowd of people had gathered, screaming & cheering like mad. I thought it was weird how many fans they had in this terminal, until they all started boarding a flight to Rio

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Complex @complex.com · 19/06/2026

TSA Has a Warning for World Cup Fans Flying Home With Ranch Dressing Read more: www.complex.com/sports/a/ber...

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Since I stayed inside for most of last summer, I didn’t really feel the full punishment of Texas weather except in short spurts in parking lots. But now I have tickets to see Kali Uchis outdoors and there is a heat advisory and it just got real.

Text of a head advisory indicating temps up to 114 Fahrenheit and instructions to stay indoors

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Having one of those “writing angry comebacks in my head all day” kind of days. At least I’m exercising discretion and not actually sending the texts.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

After overeating what could’ve been leftovers: I guess I’m having the memories of dinner for lunch @blackscienceman.bsky.social

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Five Summer Outfits That Will Make You Look Like A Sexy Little Reflecting Pool

A photo of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. The water is green and it's surrounded by gray-white stone structures.

A man wearing a green seersucker suit with a white shirt and black knit tie.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

As I was humming the Juicy Fruit song, I realized: the children will never fully grasp how brainwashed we were by jingles. How weird is it that I can still remember the theme song for some gum, 30 years later? #TheTasteIsGonnaMoveYa

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

but if all the buses are going in the opposite direction to where you want to be, staying at home is the best option. i don't think this bus metaphor works all too well

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Watched an entire family almost miss an international flight because they prioritized getting airport ChickFila over getting on the plane. They were doing post-final boarding calls, “we are literally closing the doors right now” announcements. The mind boggles.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

We’re on a patio that is maybe 6’ above sidewalk level. Some guy just walked by holding up an iguana high above his head so we can admire (and probably charge us to take a pic, but I like to imagine he was just extra proud of his lizard)

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

We’re in Cabo and just drove past an Office Max, which leaves me wondering: In Mexico, do old white dudes sit in the parking lot of business supply stores looking for work?

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Skyline increased the price of their 8-pack of cans of chili from $45 in November to $69 today. Not nice.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

TIFU The owner of my company is Israeli and his wife is my boss (and also HR 🤦🏻‍♀️). Every once in a while, she brings up her support of Israel and I just try to stay pleasant and non-committal.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Going through a cosmetics bin. The 2000s called…

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Synchronized “moooooooooon” during For All Mankind.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I think it’s funny that in this part of America, the gas station convenience stores are frequently larger than supermarkets are in other parts of the world. #texasstuff #tejasmeansfriends

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Raise your hand if someone in your household worked on the space ship that’s launching today!!! 🙋🏻‍♀️ This is the first time humans have been to the moon in 54 years and I couldn’t be more proud that @blackscienceman.bsky.social helped make it happen. 🚀

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