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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

“The problem with classical music: it’s all covers.” @blackscienceman.bsky.social

sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When I got this spam text about Talarico, I could only see the first sentence and thought this was a supportive message. Like, oh, he’s got good (if dated!) taste!

Hateful homophobic rhetoric spam text from Texas Republicans trying to tear down Democratic Senate hopeful James Talarico. It says he immediately answers that Alyssa Edwards is his favorite drag queen, which actually makes me like him more

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If you were old enough to grind to this in the club, this is now the beginning of a list of things that hurt every day.

A screenshot of the song My Neck, My Back by Khia. The album art displayed above shows it is the 20th year anniversary edition.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I will never stop being amused at all the ways the Houston area sneaks NASA references into completely unrelated things.

A banner for a pet adoption initiative that says “Make space in your hear for a shelter pet” and has an astronaut and a dog in a space suit floating in front of a colorful nebula

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

We weren’t sure if it would be in the front or back of the house, and rather than being smart and splitting up, I followed Dennis out front. So we missed the dramatic landing.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Just had a drone deliver a single package of American cheese so my dog will be able to take his pills. The future is now…and it is terrible.

Blue, oddly shaped box used for drone delivery from Walmart. There is a yellow handle at the top and it looks a bit like a Happy Meal box.

Peeking inside the drone delivery box to display a single package of Kraft Singles

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

So I went on the city website and grabbed some email addresses of various people in the chief of police’s office, the public relations dept, the mayor, and some city council members. I sent a pretty polite email on Friday at 4:42. At 4:47 I got notice that I was unsubscribed from the newsletter. 🤔

It sounds like your residents are making it very clear that we would like to have a say in whether we want to trade our privacy for the “wins” you are touting below.

Will this be put up for any sort of public vote or at least an opportunity to provide feedback and ask questions?

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I had to get a little creative to keep the sun out of my eyes today

Me wearing a purple cowboy hat with a rainbow bandana

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Due to this fun little adventure yesterday:

A desk in front of a window. The blinds have fallen off the window and crashed into the floor, knocking pictures and other items onto the floor and one of the monitors askew

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Since I stayed inside for most of last summer, I didn’t really feel the full punishment of Texas weather except in short spurts in parking lots. But now I have tickets to see Kali Uchis outdoors and there is a heat advisory and it just got real.

Text of a head advisory indicating temps up to 114 Fahrenheit and instructions to stay indoors

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Going through a cosmetics bin. The 2000s called…

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Toast says “In the very brief period between all my being-a-good-boys, things might have gotten a little untidy.”

A Keeshond mix named Toast, looking very distinguished in his bandana, is cradling a gigantic bone in his arms.

The stuffing has been ripped out of a plushie toy and strewn across the living room as far as the eye can see.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

This should be fucking illegal. I’m already paying extra money for the “privilege” of being able to pick my seat. But United Airlines has set aside so many seats for upcharging that I can’t pick after all? I hate flying so much.

Screenshot of the United Airlines app that says there are no “complimentary” seats available even though I’ve paid for seat selection

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

I engaged with too much Samoyed content on Instagram and now whenever I open the search screen, it is 100% fluffy white dogs for as far as the eye can see. Except today.

A screenshot of the IG search screen that shows reels of 10 fluffy dogs, one otter and Jason Mantzoukas, smack dab in the middle.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

For dinner yesterday, Dennis asked the BBQ place if they could package the bun separately from my burger, so it wouldn’t get soggy on the 40 minute drive home. Think the kitchen was mad?

A brisket burger packaged into 6 different to go containers, which seems a little extra to me. The containers were: bun, BBQ sauce/ketchup, 2 slices of half melted American cheese, burger patty, brisket slice, onion ring. There are also containers for a side of fries and Mac and cheese. 8 containers!

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Nothing like a warm, humid Christmas breeze blowing the sweat off your brow as you look at Christmas lights. #TexasChristmas

Sean and Dennis walking under a tree wrapped entirely in Christmas lights, as Houstonians do

Ridiculously crowded street festival….for Christmas

Crowd watching a band playing on a porch of a beautifully decorated house

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

It is a little devastating to see that even Space Center Houston perpetuates this misquote in their gift shop. (It’s “we’ve had a problem” not “we have a problem.”)

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

It's 44 this morning, which is cold no matter where you are. But I had to laugh at this forecast. 60 degrees! Bundle up!!

Screenshot of a weather app showing the weather for League City, Texas. There will be a high of 61 degrees Farenheit and the description says “bundle up, it will feel like midwinter”

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

AHHHHH went on a hike in Sam Houston National Forest for our anniversary and we nearly stumbled into a (highly venomous) coral snake.

An overgrown area by a hiking trail with a red, black and yellow snake tail jutting out

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

My sign for the #NoKings #protest in #houston Liberal white ladies hated it, but I got a “you know that’s right” about the Audre Lorde quote from a black lady so that’s all that matters. 😂

Protest sign that says “the master’s tools will never dismantle the master’s house” with a picture of a guillotine

Protest sign that says “you can’t vote your way out of fascism” with a picture of a guillotine

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

My whole heart 💜🧡💜🧡

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Happy update: the guy sat down and we all enjoyed our seats very much.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Things aren’t looking good.

One fucking dude standing up blocking the view of everyone who just wants to enjoy their seats

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Dispatches from a collapsing empire

Screenshot of my grocery store’s offering of Miller Lite “Beercoal” - charcoal briquettes made with real beer!

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Found this shot glass at a gas station between Dallas and Houston yesterday. The flowers are all natives from a pollinator garden the previous tenants planted in our backyard. I am delighted.

Red, orange and yellow native Texas flowers (common lantana and tropical sage) arranged in a tiny shot glass nestled in a leather pointed-toe tribaleras boot

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

@sendforme.bsky.social 😊 glad you enjoyed them! Here are some bonuses just for you:

Me standing on the toilet, fishing in the bathroom sink with a toy rod

First day of Kindergarten photo. I’m wearing a very 80s pink matching outfit with colorful blobs and words and an amazing purple messenger bag with pastel stripes that I would give anything to have again

Me standing in the dessert with white denim bibbed overall shorts, a blue and white striped top and dirty white canvas shoes

Why did they dress us like little business women? Posing with my family in front of a blooming tree before a wedding. My wedding attire: a jacket with shoulder pads and skirt

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

This photo absolutely slays me. Dad got awfully dressed up for company. #kentuckystuff

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

This weekend at the beach, I laughed at a couple walking by. One was wearing a Buc-ee’s hat and the other carried a Buc-ee’s boogie board. “Who brings all that Buc-ee’s crap to the beach?” I sneered. Then I looked at our own blanket.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

He is the vanilla version of my dog, Toast!

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

I spent a really long time trying to find the perfect Pop Socket for my new phone case and I think I nailed it. They almost look like they came as a pair!

IPhone 16 with a Lisa Frank-inspired phone case with pastel rainbow clouds and white stars and a Pop Socket with the same color palette

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Doing something a Millennial has never done before #stopsavingemptyelectronicsboxes

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Pure sex…deep sex….hard sex…ROUGH SEX @lordsofacid.bsky.social

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Even though everything happening in Houston is always an hour from us, I dejectedly looked up the venue…and it was 11 minutes away from our house!! 😱😱😱 We threw on clothes, went, and had the best time!!

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

After carefully reviewing playback, I have determined that this game is called “wHaT aRe YoU dOiN’?!?!!”

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

This building is doing way too much and I’m here for it.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Hiking at almost 10,000’ above sea level in Rocky Mountain National Park, I had this exchange: Me: Is that a /Haunted Hoochie/ shirt?!!! Them: Is that a /Buckeye/ hoodie??!! #ohiovstheworld

Frozen mountain lake with a stunning steep cliff in the distance

Two dorks in front of the most beautiful snow-covered mountains, one of which in an Ohio State Buckeyes hoodie.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

What do you do with the pieces of a broken heart?

Fuzzy white dog with eyebrows drawn on her face in makeup. The goodest girl

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Just checking out the reviews of the local Olive Garden, as one does…

Metamorphosis Ya (Ya-Ya's) ***
My 8 wives, 17 children and I love this place!
The bread sticks are always good and the pasta is fantastic. In our most recent trip the manager came out to our table while extremely intoxicated and started yelling very profane things, for example he said "Why do these towel heads and n-words have to be in my white garden!?" that's an exact quote, he also targeted us and began to sneeze in our food and hit on my wives, leaving wives number 3 and 7 severely traumatized. After that we decided it was time to leave because my children were crying and my wives were in fear. we decided to tip extra well for our troubles.
Over all we had a great time so i'll give it 3 stars.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Your own…personal…melon Something better than pears Something that dares Reach out and touch fruit

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Galveston has the second biggest Mardi Gras celebration in the country. We are here on a Saturday night and the shouting is tremendous. My beads magically color coordinated.

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sing to her @fracturing.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Hahahaha I took this photo on my honeymoon.

A sign advertising Adult Cabaret with a cow statue on top

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