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Jelani Harris

@jelaniharris.bsky.social
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Level 40+ Super Nerd. Writer. Software Engineer. I talk about games, film, anime and technology. He/Him.

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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's good show and I'm enjoying every week, but WOW! 19M is as many viewers as the Game of Thrones finale. Insane work. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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‘Lanterns’ Episode 7 Hits 7 Million U.S. Viewers in Three Days as Season Reaches Average of Nearly 19 Million Globally
'Lanterns' reached 7 million U.S. viewers with its seventh episode. The HBO series is approaching a global average of 19 million per episode.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Unfortunate, but no surprise. You can save so much money, if you STOP PLEDGING to unproven Kickstarter videogame projects.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Get ready for $8 Doritos that's 3/4ths-air, and a 12-pack of Pepsi costing more than a dollar for a 12oz can. And if they do it, Coke will do it -- can't leave profits on the table. Then everyone loses.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I really do miss the longer seasons of TV we used to get. I'm sorry, but 6-8 episodes of a show every 2-3 years is not a "season".
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That feeling when there's a new Metroid game coming out, and you'll have to get a Switch 2 in order to play it. I've got nothing against Nintendo, or the Switch 2, I just .. can't really swing that money to get one right now. There's so many awesome games coming up later this month and next month.
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Druski Looking Serious in Blue Suit
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And we've finally made full circle. Where streaming is no better than cable tv of the past. Your premium money subscription means nothing. This was the goal the whole time was to find a way to get top tier payers to see an ad. An eyeball on an ad is worth more than your $20-30
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just got back from the Resident Evil movie. Big fan of the games, and I still enjoyed the movie for what it is. Sure there's a little disappointment that there wasn't MORE concrete evidence of the RE world in there, I do however feel like the heart is in there. #film #filmsky #movies
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Post your favorite Disney princess wrong answers only.
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Aisha Clan
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Life is not GOOD unless you're LG, and they're stealing all sorts of information from your home, network structure, watching habits, even what you're SAYING. Don't get a LG TV. www.notebookcheck.net/LG-smart-TVs...
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LG smart TVs caught logging audio with screen off and snooping on local devices
An investigation by Gamers Nexus found LG smart TVs sweep local networks to map phones and nearby devices. Tests also showed the sets can capture microphone audio with the screen off — they then uploa...
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As someone who grew up watching classic anime like Sailor Moon and Card Captor. This is hilarious. It shows how important it is to have diverse voices in media. "Get off that dirty-ass floor." HAH
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Captain Kirk's Subtle Smile
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I've always enjoyed the fake Avril Lavinge theory - essentially that she was replaced by a body double. I've always found it believeable because there was a distinct shift in tone and taste after her first album "Let Go". Now I'll admit, most of it just a shift in the taste of music. But also 👀
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I thought he wanted a break from roles that required him to be ripped. The money offered must've been REAL REAL good. Man's almost 60.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's sad honestly. There are not a lot of companies that give their games a chance to live or breathe. The budget is always stretched right until the very last minute. If it's not a hit when it first comes out, then it's over. Feast or famine just erodes trust in gaming.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Man it's almost like there's a - I DUNNO - food quality problem going on. I wonder how this happened and what changed recently.
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April Ludgate (Aubrey Plaza) Sips Tea in Parks and Rec
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It automatically rearranges the seating arrangement front to back and also side to side if held down. That way, your backseat drivers can drive if they hold such strong opinions about how YOUR driving is. It's one button away! (Only newer cars have this functionality though)
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I made a very rare mistake. I just showed up to the theatre to go see spiderman, and then realized that I had "no tickets on my app". Huh? I ordered the tickets yesterday, for yesterday night and not today.
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Blade Runner 2049: K's Emotional Scene
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Finally slowing down at GenCon. Played a bunch of Shadowrun (arguably too much), saw some neat things at the expo floor, learned a lot from the writer's symposium. Looking forward to sleeping in my own bed tonight.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"Oh, it's just sniffing for ... pollutants around the baggage claim." Yeah. That's how it starts. www.fastcompany.com/91579636/mee...
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Meet the new robot dog patrolling LaGuardia Airport
A wheeled bot that monitors air quality is joining robotic vacuums and scrubbers in Terminal B.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bro thought he had a little operation going on. But also, I can't help but notice how "little" it took to get cuffs thrown on. Everybody knows the real way to get away with crime is to *checks notes* get into politics. www.local10.com/news/local/2...
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Feds accuse Broward man in video game malware conspiracy; victims lost $220K in crypto
Federal agents arrested a South Florida man on Tuesday, accusing him of participating in a video game malware conspiracy in which dozens of unsuspecting victims lost six figures worth of cryptocurrenc...
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sheeeeeeesh. I know I didn't really enjoy Doom: The Dark Ages (the concept/gameplay, and the distinct lack of Mick Gordon - 'Unchained Predator' is a banger though) I don't think they needed to lose like, half their company? How are they going to do anything? (Don't say AI)
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh you know it's real bad when the author: 1. Isn't doing any promotion for it 2. Creates creative distance calling it an "adaptation" 3. Won't even watch it, meaning they won't be at the premiere 4. Won't even let them use their name on it Something has gone terribly wrong and only fans suffer.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I was just watching ABC News tonight after watching some severe weather coverage. Holy hell, it's like 40 seconds of stories, and then it's back to 2 minutes of ads. 60 second story, 2 minutes of drug ads. How do people watch this crap? I didn't even learn anything new.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We've now at the dystopian digital future for games in which platforms have all of the power and we - the consumers - have none. $80-$100 games, retail distribution with a digital key inside, no discount for digital purchases, AND you can lose your "license" whenever? What a time to be a gamer.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
People are no longer ok with an ok superhero movie. And also, *checks notes* she's a woman?
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I had a lot of engineering books that cost around $150-$250 dollars - of course written by the previous year professor so he could get those juicy-juicy royalties. But after the class was over, they would only buy the books back for $10. College textbooks are another form of exploitation.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Man it's crazy to think that Unreal Engine 5 is going to be the last version of UE I'll be using. UE6 is a no go for me. I have no interest in AI vibecoded Slop, or integration with Fortnite metaverse crap, etc. No blueprints? And Verse is one ugly as hell language. What is that syntax? #gamedev
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I've always been a weirdo and enjoyed birthday cake flavor - with some chocolate brownie bites and some sprinkles. A second runner up is butter pecan. I love it even more lately because I learned about the history of that flavor and how it showed Black America's ingenuity and resistance.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Absolutely a full time chef. I enjoy driving, and I enjoy the immediate gratification of cleaning - but making food all the time is just tiring.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
11. But I was born in the north, and my parents are from the Caribbean.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'm not a financial advisor, nor is this advice ... but ... Hopefully yaw'll are smart enough to not become the bag holders for the shadow investors of SpaceX. They've been waiting years for suckers to think this stock is gonna be the next big thing.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I've been forced to watch a lot of rom com back in the day, and this one was not only tolerable, but actually good. Peak Will Smith - pre-slap.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
His boys had a moral obligation to say "NO" to this and they failed him AND themselves. This is just nasty.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
There's immense pressure from shareholders to demonstrate infinite value and growth by showing any kind of usage of AI AND forcing it into their products and it's users. Sadly, even in deeply creative industries like music cannot escape the marching drum that is AI replacing humans. It's gross.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It's kinda crazy. There's no reason to post written content on the Internet if AI is just going to take all of the credit and you won't even get a page visit for it. Perhaps I should start a YouTube account after all. 🤔
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
They're legitimately insane if they think the lifetime is worth $750. All they're doing is making it inconvenient for sharing your media, and hardware transcoding without the pass. I'm glad I got mine for cheap years ago, but it's time to move on to Jellyfin. www.plex.tv/blog/new-lif...
plex.tv
New Lifetime Plex Pass Pricing
Hey everyone, Today we’re announcing an important pricing update. Starting July 1, 2026, the price of a new Lifetime Plex...
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It's been a year and four months since I've been inside a target, so I wouldn't even know if anything has changed. My boycott is still going strong.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Probably an atypical answer, but seeing someone like yourself in media and entertainment, but done well and not in a stereotypical way. When you're a blerd like me, we spend a lifetime experiencing the stories of other people that when the opposite happens ... Whoa! Representation is so important.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This came out at the right time when I was just getting out of rap, and was getting into rock music. Then Nu-metal was born and I was addicted. I can sing along to this whole album. Runner ups: Prodigy - Fat of the land DMX - It's dark and hell is hot Outkast - Stankonia 50 Cent - Get rich or die
The album cover for Linkin Park's album Hybrid Theory showing a spray painted stencil of a soldier carrying a flag with transparent insect wings.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I can imagine the meta c-suite coming up with a brilliant way of fixing this. A company wide 🎊 PIZZA PARTY🎊 Wooooooooooooooooooooooo! And a $3 goodie bag, with a ballpoint pen, two stickers, and one Andes mint. (Only during lunch or after hours of course 😂)
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Imagine you're in the prep room just before surgery and your surgeon says this shit. Would you let her cut you open? No? Then why are we letting this grifter get away with this? Why are we listening?? Accreditations exist to protect clients and the community of professionals who put in the work.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Mediocre movie, but Aaliyah as the Vampire Queen was the best part.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I like how it's called something cute and catchy like a "flex" loan instead of the "bend-you-over" loan like it really is. I don't think the mob even has predatory rates THAT high. Sheesh.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I've been thinking about The Acolyte since it recently climbed back into Disney+'s top 10. It was a show that needed a little bit more time in the oven for sure and could've ironed out all of the issues "normal" people had with the show with a second season. Nobody gives second chances anymore.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It'll be tooough to beat the Denzel movie. But, I'm willing to give the new series a shot.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
See, this is what I get for trying to buy local. I went to Home Depot to buy a new lithium battery for my drill. A helpful employee told me that they don't have Black+Decker products in store - online only. But they do at the local hardware store about 10 mins away. It costs twice as much.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It's why bluesky is so peaceful to me. With one subscription I can avoid hundreds of people's posts I don't want to see.
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Most of the teachers I know would call this being wrong. A big 0/100. What's that percentage, huh?
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
This is exactly why when I buy ice cream, I buy Ben and Jerry's. (The Americone Dream is my favorite.)
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If I'm going on a 5-day trip I'll bring at least 8 pairs. I'm paranoid. You'll be glad you did if you made a mistake trusting a fart.
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