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Please vote. I don't have money. I curse.

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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Sweet Eric Cartman from South Park
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Sweet Eric Cartman from South Park
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
New spinoff of Law & Order.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Pose much? #Asssuck
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
How many Fetterman's will be in the mid-terms?
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
We knew that. Just like tariffs twatwaffle. GFY Massie.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
July 4th Kool aid hopes 🤞
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Yep, stole that one thank you much.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"How about 10% then?" "Yeah, I'm betting on 10"
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Is he dead yet? Ok bye.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Gerrymandering and the Electoral College prove America is far from a Democracy. White Supremacy at the highest levels have pushed the needle even further away from a Democracy.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I'll take things we'll have when Musk dies for $1,000 Alex.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Saved this one. Thank you 😊
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Sending in the turkey vultures. I've already obliterated the penguins ability to get to the north pole, but I got a feeling they're going to hit Santa Claus. Santa is a big fan of mine. He calls me daily crying about wanting a visa to get into the country. I told him two weeks.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Jerry from Tom and Jerry Laughing
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Great! Won't happen.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Probably not one of the scripted questions sent beforehand.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
See that "O" you left standing Jakie boy, it's comparable to your sphincter size in prison!
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The beaver ICU at the SPCA is amazing I hear.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Those ninja boots or are just socks?
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Respect for one man in this photo and he is neither caucasian nor royal. But he is American Royalty.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
What do the US Constitution and Christian Bible have in common?
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It's wonderful, truly. I despise the description inclusion of "young women" when Children adequately suffices. Young women and young men sure, but Children first and foremost.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Green.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Another thing red hats made acceptable.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
One in five
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Dinosaur Chickens
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Oddly, it is stunning but not stunning simultaneously.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Enjoying your Fascism today?
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Too soon?
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
At least with firearms
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Damn, the USSS is taking some serious lumps for this fucker. It's almost like theatre.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I'm not a rapist, I just play one on TV and the courtroom.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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a woman wearing a white hijab is driving a white car
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The memes never me let down
Kash Patel holding bottles of liqueur in each hand with words below saying. “I heard shots”
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Bugs Bunny tied it's shoes while it slept.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Republicans should stick to evil, not acting.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Very suspicious that vote counting.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I say clean. You?
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Entire well coached Liverpool side stopping for a non-head injury.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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a man in a green costume is saying i 'm gumby
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Get your merch early to avoid the rush.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
What do Americans not know about American casualties and loss due to an Administration's lies, deceit, and lack of transparency? #illegalwar
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
🤦
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Straight bullshit. Needs fixing pronto.
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Come man. WTF?
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Planet FPL (James) @planetfplpod.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
🌍🎧 West Ham v Everton 🥊 Clash of the Correspondents w/ ⚒️ Chris Stone 🍬 Sean Norton Battle at the bottom & European race covered + all the key FPL assets covered iincluding Mavropanos, Bowen, Keane, Beto, midfield options & more 👇 open.spotify.com/episode/1ZFl...
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Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Oh thank you 😅 I was unable to sleep last night worrying about you.
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