Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I'll take things we'll have when Musk dies for $1,000 Alex. 000
Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 05/05/2026What do the US Constitution and Christian Bible have in common? 000
Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Damn, the USSS is taking some serious lumps for this fucker. It's almost like theatre. 000
Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I'm not a rapist, I just play one on TV and the courtroom. 000
Reposted by Johnny5Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026media.tenor.coma woman wearing a white hijab is driving a white carALT: a woman wearing a white hijab is driving a white car 001
Reposted by Johnny5Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Get your merch early to avoid the rush. 1602912663
Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 25/04/2026What do Americans not know about American casualties and loss due to an Administration's lies, deceit, and lack of transparency? #illegalwar 000
Reposted by Johnny5Planet FPL (James) @planetfplpod.bsky.social · 24/04/2026🌍🎧 West Ham v Everton 🥊 Clash of the Correspondents w/ ⚒️ Chris Stone 🍬 Sean Norton Battle at the bottom & European race covered + all the key FPL assets covered iincluding Mavropanos, Bowen, Keane, Beto, midfield options & more 👇 open.spotify.com/episode/1ZFl...open.spotify.comSpotify – Web Player 132
Reposted by Johnny5Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 23/04/2026When Senile Satan spots Laura Lunatic. 31508104
Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 23/04/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man sitting at a desk with the words " aaand nothing will happen " above himALT: a cartoon of a man sitting at a desk with the words " aaand nothing will happen " above him 000
Reposted by Johnny5Tania J. Spencer @taniaspencer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026All that school absenteeism that education bureaucrats & the #Media have been fretting about lately, without mentioning an #OngoingPandemic of an injurious #AirborneVirus? Solution: #CleanTheAir & #PreventLongCOVID It's not rocket science 🚀 www.news-medical.net/news/2026042...news-medical.netLong COVID in children doubles risk of poor gradesFindings indicate long-COVID leads to academic and social difficulties in children, highlighting the importance of addressing their unique educational needs. 28842
Reposted by Johnny5BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Donald Trump is trying to get Iran replaced with Italy in the FIFA World Cup even though Italy didn't qualify. Nobody should have anything to do with this rotten corrupt World Cup. 1312555592
Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 23/04/2026If ever a beautiful Hispanic woman looks at you like this, run. You fucking run. #AOC 000
Reposted by Johnny5The Shumater @theshumater.bsky.social · 22/04/2026In other news, Jeffrey Dahmer apologizes to the people he ate ... 879112412516
Reposted by Johnny5Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Witness the mesmerizing murmuration of starlings in Italy, a stunning display of nature's coordination and beauty as they dance through the sky in unison. 25585181751
Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 22/04/2026For EVERY impeachable offense, articles of impeachment should be drawn and on record as precedence for future decorum. Would also show future generations this shit is recognized as being bullshit. Congressional Majority or not, allowing offenses unchallenged defines complicity to me. 000
Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Sometimes I'd like to see Dems sink to a near level with the Pubes. Decent people doing awful shit. Steal, start wars for no reason, manipulate the markets, weaponize the DOJ & FBI with cartoon characters, coups & treason for all without punishment. 000
Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Any countries accepting one seeking asylum from being an American? 000
Reposted by Johnny5Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Rewrite: "The average IQ in AMERICA hovers around 70, and that's the threshold for mentally handicapped ... they're a net drain on the society" -- even by MAGA standards, the unvarnished HONESTY of this interview of Rep. Brandon Gill by Benny Johnson is breathtaking 011
Reposted by Johnny5Planet FPL (James) @planetfplpod.bsky.social · 20/04/2026🌍🎧 Lose One's Temper | Planet #FPL s9 ep49 | GW33 Review A good week for most on Bench Boost, doublers reviewed & those who play in the blank previewed, 'reds' wanted, title race is on, Tottenham are nearly gone & more 👇 open.spotify.com/episode/6MBd...open.spotify.comLose One's Temper | Planet FPL S. 9 Ep. 49 | GW33 Review | Fantasy Premier League 1105
Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Many Christian women and men will be involved in sinful self touching if this occurs. 000
Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Who's investigating the 3 massive stock trades moments before a social media post by Orangafuhrer? The duty would fall under: Paul Atkins SEC, Kash Patel FBI, Scott Bessent or John Hurley Dept. Of Treasury Loyalists. 010
Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Who's investigating the 3 massive stock trades moments before a social media post by Orangafuhrer? The duty would fall under: Paul Atkins SEC, Kash Patel FBI, Scott Bessent or John Hurley Dept. Of Treasury Loyalists. 000
Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 18/04/2026The US Administration has created the faux "Vatican Files" in a desperate attempt to sway and combat scrutiny of the Epstein Files. "The Victims, or whatever" -quoting the Grifter-in-chief 020
Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Call me crazy. Yes, Putin and Netanyahu benefit from Iran War. But so does the biggest grift in history on the stock market. That's 3 for 3 when asking why he does anything. Who profits. Himself, Putin & Netanyahu. 000
Reposted by Johnny5Planet FPL (James) @planetfplpod.bsky.social · 17/04/2026🌍🎧 GW33 Preview 3️⃣3️⃣ The Differential Show Suj is on Bench Boost, I'm on Wildcard & Neco O'Reilly is "fine". Plans for the Double discussed & ll the games previewed & predicted (IT+) 👇 www.patreon.com/posts/155853...patreon.com3️⃣3️⃣📺 GW33 Preview | The Differential Show | Planet #FPL with Suj & JamesGet more from Planet #FPL with Suj & James on Patreon 042
Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Republicans hired a Russian asset pedo rapist fraudster to lead their party and Americans voted it in. Twice. 000
Reposted by Johnny5ALWAYS WOLVES FAN TV @awftv.bsky.social · 17/04/2026The Football League was founded on this day in 1888, with Wolverhampton Wanderers proudly among its original 12 members 🐺💛 #wwfc 4286
Reposted by Johnny5Planet FPL (James) @planetfplpod.bsky.social · 17/04/2026🎉🌍🎧 The Weekender ep 31 with @davidihunter.bsky.social 🔹️Man Utd 1-2 Leeds 🔹️Iraola leaving Bournemouth 🔹️The 4 UCL QFs 🔹️Alex Manninger 🔹️Villa, Forest, Palace all through 🔹️UEL & UECL round-up 🔹️GW33 Free Hit Drafts 🔹️GW33 Wildcard Drafts open.spotify.com/episode/0quG...open.spotify.comThe Weekender ep. 31 | Planet FPL 2025/26 172
Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 17/04/2026And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our soul There walks a lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show How everything still turns to gold And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last When all are one, and one is all To be a rock and not to roll 120
Reposted by Johnny5Planet FPL (James) @planetfplpod.bsky.social · 16/04/2026🌍🎧 Man City v Arsenal 🥊 Clash of the Correspondents w/ Ⓜ️ Jonny Pringle & ⛔️ @threefivewho.bsky.social Sunday's huge game & title race previewed, Arsenal’s mental/physical state, O'Reilly dilemma, Cherki's form, Guehi v Nunes, Arsenal in 34, the run-in & more 👇 open.spotify.com/episode/40NE...open.spotify.comMan City v Arsenal | CotC with Jonny Pringle & Adam Pritchard | Planet FPL 2025/26 186
Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Oh what a wonderful day it would be to borrow a fully loaded Blackhawk helicopter. 000
Reposted by Johnny5Rhuta Bhayga @rhutabhayga.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Did Iran hire Newsom's digital media team...? 40572228
Johnny5 @fpljohnny5.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Never have I voted Republican until John Fetterman. 🖕 000
Reposted by Johnny5Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 16/04/2026A whale, a raccoon, and a bear cub walk into a bar. The bartender says, “RFK Jr. is snorting cocaine off the toilet seat in the back.” 68915194
Reposted by Johnny5Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Do I think that Graham Platner will pull a Fetterman if elected? I don't know. Do I find it annoying that people portray white men who went to elite schools and grew up in affluent families as "working class" just because they hate wearing suits? Yes, definitely. 1233409397
