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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If y'all hate that roof so much maybe you start playing ball in the snow.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I wasn't privy to Acid Bath before this show, but that was neat. Uncle Al is next.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Could've seen John Crowbar tonight but didn't. May regret that later.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Apparently Hyundai/Kia have a DTC that translates to "your rod bearings are fucked m8." Anyway, it's looking like I get to play dealership outreach coordinator and hope a 12 year old car qualifies for an engine replacement under an extended warranty service program.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My proposal for civil service is that we all take turns with a bull horn and occupy spaces where officials (both elected and appointed) are and shout shut the fuck up when they say some dumb shit or lie.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This bit where my server doesn't hit the UPS when the power flickers and reboots instead finally killed my jellyfin config. I don't wanna spend an hour re-doing all that

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A more appropriate title for Tales from the Crypt would be "Domestic Violence, but Spooky."

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Diesel is $6.69, that shit gonna hit $7 next week, isn't it? Has anybody ever fitted a transfer tank to a mk4 jetta? It's not illegal to have dyed fuel in those.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Saw a C8 on Montana tags, a rare sight in SE Wi. Usually we only commit registration fraud to avoid emissions testing.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I think I could name maybe 1 Turnstile song. That said, that might have been a top 3 show for the year.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I'm in Chicago to see Danny Elfman, or as I call it, supporting the Josh Freese career fair.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

To the E60 owner who decided on an exhaust: thank you.

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Adem @adem.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

this came to me in a dream

JUST GO AROUND
you can go around!!!
traffic on runway
bad wind sheer
overshot yer base turn
unstable approach
bad bounce on touchdown
forgot your checklist
floated too far down the runway
just not feeling it
IF IT SUCKS... GO AROUND!!
/real winners go around/

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Godzilla Minus Zero Sugar @tufftitty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Like the coldest winter chill Kenan beside you (Kel within)

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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 02/09/2026

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The fact that Coyote v ACME was kept away so long is an act of anti-Will Forte discrimination.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Watched a few laps from the infield back straight and promptly got some afternoon drinking in.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Waiting for the USF Pro race to start any minute now.

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Myron Vernis @junkman356.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

On the lawn at Pebble Beach last Sunday and hauling trash today. The life of a junkman.

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Interurban Era @interurbanera.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

"No time to save big money" (2028) "Octotool" (2032) "Live and Save Big" (2036) "Goldrebate" (2040)

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Is there gonna be a Topilino Jailbreak? It should go like 45.

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Firr @firr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Would it be wrong to make a dolphin character that's into inflation and name him "Byford"?

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Thinking about the Escalade I saw with a MaxPeedingRods sticker.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The 21C Spyder looks like one of those hilltop bathtubs a couple would be sitting in one of those early '00s boner pull commercials. But with bucket seats.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 15/08/2026