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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 36m

Heard the guy in front of me in the drive through clapping. Definitely a sign to check the Brewers score again.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

This was the original intro to A7X's Bat Country.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

That depends, does a chip-tune play when a key-gen appears and a script pops up to crack some sort of DRM?

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I assume the kit they have is gonna be the same $10 kit I've found at harbor freight and menards. I've gone through like 4 of those in the last decade. Mostly I sacrifice the torx bits for bolt extraction purposes.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'll even eat them with a fork. I don't give a darn.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ignoring context clues and common sense to think this could include a theatrical production of Nine Inch Nails' "Broken"

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If y'all hate that roof so much maybe you start playing ball in the snow.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I wasn't privy to Acid Bath before this show, but that was neat. Uncle Al is next.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My impatient brain assumed you had written Gillian Anderson on my first read through, to which I thought "that's fine, she can do what she wants."

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sounds like she really Britta'd her appearance.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

No you're thinking of the DC10/MD11 family of tri-jets. They're notorious for suddenly and abruptly becoming bi-jets.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This was the prophecy of the BMW partnership and nobody even saw it.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Could've seen John Crowbar tonight but didn't. May regret that later.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The combined mileage total of my current and previous 2 vehicles is about 950,000 miles. Wild to me that I have to think about an engine replacement for an egg at 81k.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Apparently Hyundai/Kia have a DTC that translates to "your rod bearings are fucked m8." Anyway, it's looking like I get to play dealership outreach coordinator and hope a 12 year old car qualifies for an engine replacement under an extended warranty service program.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm gonna have to point out that the X-Files has more than two letters. 3. Does TNG count?

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Boo, the crawlspace is where I forget that I've stored my testor 50 paint kit over winter and ruined them before even opening.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A broken clock is right once a day (all of my clocks are 24h)

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My proposal for civil service is that we all take turns with a bull horn and occupy spaces where officials (both elected and appointed) are and shout shut the fuck up when they say some dumb shit or lie.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This bit where my server doesn't hit the UPS when the power flickers and reboots instead finally killed my jellyfin config. I don't wanna spend an hour re-doing all that

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Have you considered replacing the bad posts? That's a great way to ensure your fence doesn't fall over.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

They're on tour, they couldn't possibly have time for that.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hell yeah, also I love X-Ray, I don't go there nearly enough.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I avg 38-40 with like a 65/35 hwy/city split. The ALH community has lead me to believe this isn't great. A 50+ avg would be pretty neat if I didn't have to spend a few grand.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A more appropriate title for Tales from the Crypt would be "Domestic Violence, but Spooky."

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

When I bought the thing, $40 for 500 miles of commute was a pretty good deal. Better than the Saturn it replaced and a dream compared to my Cummins.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I haven't actually checked off-road prices. I'm also just learning that it's required to meet the same sulfur content requirements as on-road since '14.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Diesel is $6.69, that shit gonna hit $7 next week, isn't it? Has anybody ever fitted a transfer tank to a mk4 jetta? It's not illegal to have dyed fuel in those.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Esslinger have all sorts of 2.0 and 2.3 goodies too. I think they're still pretty popular in midgets.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

General. They had one of the highest snow performance ratings for an all season on tire rack. I also had two sets on a previous car that performed great in snow and had great wear life.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Saw a C8 on Montana tags, a rare sight in SE Wi. Usually we only commit registration fraud to avoid emissions testing.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My first thought was "Burton was just using his name for solo work" and wasn't aware there was another split. I'm starting to wonder if Dino isn't the easiest guy to work with.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If this isn't a Psych episode, it could have been.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Trunas has supported docker natively for a while now. If you're as lazy as me, it's pretty inclusive.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm willing to believe Osama was capable of procuring everything on his hard drive if pirated media by himself. Elon, not so much.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm genuinely curious what corn yields are like this year considering the fertilizer shortage. That's about the only connection other than capitalism that I could draw.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I think I could name maybe 1 Turnstile song. That said, that might have been a top 3 show for the year.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I'm in Chicago to see Danny Elfman, or as I call it, supporting the Josh Freese career fair.

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Yukon LumberJake Cornelius @foxtrotzed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I have a 10lb bottle of C02 I haven't used. Just needs a regulator if you can pick it up. In Milwaukee.

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