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Joe Fourhman

@fourhman.com
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Seen at @theworstpodcast, @REZDtv, @chicagotribune, @ggsgamer, @aeropause and also on Bluesky.

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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 15m
Man, it is just plain weird that you can potentially own Pee Wee Herman’s old credit cards. www.juliensauctions.com/en/items/229...
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 2h
Oh I bet. They still did the theatre motif in Disneyland, right?
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 8h
“Next game after Intergalactic,” so what, 2041
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 29/09/2026
I did not know that Nic Cage’s Spider-Man was changed to be a clone of Spider-Man instead of being Spider-Man, and that is really funny. Yes please do a show about several clones of Spider-Man but without including Spider-Man, I love it.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 29/09/2026
Guys like Johnson will debase themselves in any way they can if it means getting the US under evangelical Christian rule.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 29/09/2026
had no idea what was about to happen, and I'm glad I was not drinking at the time
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 29/09/2026
At least pretend that the reason you have an “exclusive” piece is because they came to you because you’re such a leader in the space.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 29/09/2026
Games journalism is its own worst enemy. “We have partnered with [big game developer] to bring you this coverage” kind of language is why online chuds think you’re on the take.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 28/09/2026
Basically Steve Martin's old stand-up bit where he suggests "I forgot" as a can't-miss court defense.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 28/09/2026
Ghost Rock screams when it burns, and now so do we.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 28/09/2026
oh no Doomtown TCG with the AI-generated promo art, why would you do this
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 28/09/2026
Just learned they did ANOTHER epilogue episode for My Hero Academia (although only a six minute one this time.) Fine, but weird that they keep doing this.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 27/09/2026
We should not have to put up with inferiority complex BS from people who have clearly been in control of American society for my entire life, and are inconsolably upset that they lost like 5% of their hegemony over that time period.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 27/09/2026
A couple years ago when somebody mentioned they had never heard of the Yellowstone TV show and now with the Texas song, there’s an undercurrent of “how can you discount the tastes of True Americans” that I simply do not like.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 27/09/2026
You could Berenstain everybody that six movies just never existed.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 27/09/2026
If you hurry before Gen X dies, you could probably make an entirely new Star Wars prequel series and sequel series, and everybody would be fine until the kids just getting drivers licenses today eventually assume control and want their nostalgia back.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 27/09/2026
Big meetings five days a week to figure out how they can sell lightsabers without Skywalkers, but they can’t come up with an answer.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 27/09/2026
Easiest fix is to have the opening crawl recap the events of 9, and end it with “…BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED…”
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 27/09/2026
Yeesh. So we’re probably going to get another mess, just to make sure toy sales get back to where they used to be.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 27/09/2026
So which way do they go: write something that attempts to fix the weirdness of episode 9, or set episode 10 so far in the future it’s basically a reset.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 25/09/2026
A bathtub full of rubber ducks. Maybe two guys sharing a used game.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 25/09/2026
Sony's history with mascot characters is very complicated.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 25/09/2026
Kind of sad that Lego is doing an Astro Bot set as the free bonus for buying the PS1 set. You couldn't get a Lego PaRappa?
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 25/09/2026
When CEOs start talking about “sustainable business model,” they don’t mean sustainable for employees, they mean sustainable for themselves.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 25/09/2026
No I am not engaging with the Job Interview Decorum Thoughts of some dork who spends most of his timeline reposting stuff with a pointing-down-finger emoji.
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today is the one-year anniversary of the release of Unfair Flips!!! The game is not on sale today because I forgot. But also it's $1.99 anyways so a sale is mostly in the mind store.steampowered.com/app/3925760/...
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Unfair Flips on Steam
A non-idle clicker game about flipping a coin that hates you. Starting with just a 20% chance of getting heads, can you get ten heads in a row?
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 25/09/2026
Over the decades, IGN has one heck of a terrible hit rate when it comes to minting “personality” name brand writer/creators. For every decent person you get like three complete doofus grifters whose brand is a photo of them yelling at the camera.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 25/09/2026
It is. All that’s left is deciding which executives get a bonus.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 24/09/2026
I wish Jensen Huang would forget where he put that jacket.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 24/09/2026
Interestingly, those catalog shots (2025 catalog?) are much more cartoony renders than the images in this year’s catalog.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 24/09/2026
Keep going
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 24/09/2026
also the dog smells like AI
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 24/09/2026
Walmart’s holiday toy catalog has no Xbox anything in it.
The only spread in the 2026 Walmart toy catalog with video games in it. The left page is all Nintendo Switch 2, and the right page is divided into four sections: Nex Playground, PS5, Meta Quest, and a chair. No prices are listed for anything.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 24/09/2026
Dootle Dots episode 2 appears to have been shot in GTAIV.
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Dottle Dots - A New Amato Production ©
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 24/09/2026
Never stopped Sega.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 24/09/2026
Ten years is long enough for it to go away and have a nostalgia revival happen, like we get with Atari every so often.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 22/09/2026
I had somebody DM me about that after I posted one of those, and then that person ended up being some kind of weird gamer pretending to be an insider for clout.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 22/09/2026
John Goodman pulling a bomber jacket out of the closet. “Ok fine whatever”
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 22/09/2026
jeez, they’re even making peanuts out of plants these days
Close up of a can of peanuts with “plant-based protein” on it.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 22/09/2026
Get ready for the return of the Two Launchpads debate.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 22/09/2026
I think he’s actually responsible for those seven minutes.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 22/09/2026
It’s weird seeing that kind of work and then seeing the writers’ LinkedIn profiles all “Proud to be on this team! Very focused on my craft!”
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 21/09/2026
The only career move here is just pure networking.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 21/09/2026
So if you’re writing for a Valnet site, do you use a fake name? I can’t imagine it’s a resume builder. “Made people mad, created uninteresting tonnage of articles, never had an editor”
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 21/09/2026
He also did pratfalls *extremely* well.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 21/09/2026
This would have been at least twenty minutes on the podcast.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 20/09/2026
Norm Macdonald, cigarette in hand, not-convincely reciting "ALL THE STARS ARE HERE" at the opening of some dopey YouTube comedy show.
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 20/09/2026
One of the best replies I’ve ever seen in a BGG thread was in response to a guy who had been going off about rulebook interpretations across several threads and somebody finally said “I’ve noticed you’ve been very aggressive and dense about this, maybe it’s not the board game for you.”
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Joe Fourhman @fourhman.com · 20/09/2026
I’m now only four years behind on Detective Conan. The first episode of 2022 begins with Conan vaguely referencing COVID, which means he has done more than most elected US officials.
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