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Ultra Thottocannon/10

@fosterfaraday.bsky.social
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27 || Battletech fanboy || He/They || Occasionally yells at clouds

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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Resident Evil is peak
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ohhhhh i have the WAR THUNDER autism
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have no mouth and I must scream
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Microsoft needs to be shattered into a million pieces
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You ever type up a reply to a skeet or a comment and then suddenly sanity kicks back in and you do the backspace of personal shame
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
World is definitely a fuck
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why do we call it threshing and not beating ur wheat
Historical illustration of two farmers, equipped with flails, threshing wheat to loosen the grains from the chaff.
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have a mouth and my screams fall on deaf ears
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just got offered a pigeon
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Launches you into the fucking sun
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
telling a spider that she is the moment
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
macklemore and dave matthews will be our pete seeger and woody guthrie won’t they. 70 years from now they'll be remembered as principled songwriters whose music is ideologically admired but rarely listened to. it won’t be any of the earnest folk revival types it’ll be macklemore and dave matthews
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In response to the recent Metroid media I wish to express that I desire for many more women to start eating people
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Protect trans kids.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@imniceandsmart

Good morning everyone. The grief is immense but so is the joy. We are all fragile as fuck. Swag city
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wife forgot I have the eating habits of a bear and was shocked to see the honey bottle over half empty within 3 days
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I hope the spider in my pantry is okay with me constantly grabbing the honey bottle, poor guy
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 02/09/2026
pickles taste so much better without someone in your ear telling you they’re nasty‬
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if you just use the same password for everything you dont need a password manager
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Now watching:
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's so fucking hot dude I've literally been in nothing but my underwear all day and it still isn't enough
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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
it's basically gay 9/11
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
imagine being the first person to toast some bread with italian meats and cheese and then throw some ice cold lettuce, tomato, oil, vinegar salt & pepper on it and eat it. You should win a nobel prize for that shit
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
When ur home from work but ur wife still workin 😭
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Dark Souls. Never clicked with me, never got into the mechanics. Respect the hell out of the genre tho
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
me after eating the 2x spicy budak ramen
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
a four panel comic

god creates me and is all like “MY IMAGE INCARNATE, the lord imbues thee with life!”

he points forwards and says “go forth mankind!” 

i slump forward onto the ground and moan lazily

i continue to lay there, i say “gimme a sec”

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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My backpack smells like someone spilled FISH SAUCE on it what the fuck
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I am so fucking stupid like WHY did I think I could douse an ember with a finger and NOT be in agony after
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fucking burned my fingers by trying to be cool and snuff my J out like in the cartoons
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 23/07/2026
Power rangers holding their heads and freaking out like they're experiencing a mind attack, the caption on the image is "HP Lovecraft characters going crazy because they saw aan Italian"
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
if i knew there was a 100% chance I would not survive Jurassic Park I'd still go. My loved ones would have to physically restrain me to keep me off that helicopter.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 20/07/2026
what else is new
Feeld notification saying big dumb idiot just liked you
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I sweat too much for climate change bro my skin is BLOOMING
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ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴘɪss ᴍᴇ ᴏғғ @chaclo.blacksky.app · 03/07/2026
“Just because white people couldn’t do it doesn’t mean it was ALIENS” with pictures of various man-made wonders like the Easter Island statues and pyramids
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Trying to launch a steam game and the Rockstar and Ubisoft launchers stop you
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If the president has the power to veto a bill by congress reigning in a war he committed without congressional approval, then by what standard does a president have to seek congressional approval to go to war. Like this would be an entirely fake idea
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Touching grass is nice
A rainbow in the foreground and some rough, verdant falls. This is part of the Vernal Falls in Yosemite!
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
they think i want that software-as-a-service gradient-ass takes-3-seconds-to-load a menu type shit no i want that warm-grey-1995 could-launch-on-a-banana-with-an-electrode-on-it type shit that windows-defender-run-anyway type shit
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Ellis MacVey is Dumb and Gay ⚢🏳️‍⚧️🔆 @ellismacvey.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I love railroads
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/06/2026
Said a spokesperson for chimps and elephants, "Fuck you, we're not a problem to solve" www.npr.org/2026/06/07/n...
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Bumblebees have tiny brains but they can solve problems like chimps and elephants
New research suggests the fuzzy insects may be capable of spontaneously solving problems the way animals with much larger brains do.
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If you support anything involving AI please just block me now. I have absolutely no patience for people subscribing to the climate-killing slot machine that destroys cognitive function, thank you very much.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
who knew there were so many people it took so little to fool
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Thinking about the scar on my arm that tells me I'm too dumb to make bread (that never stopped me)
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Ultra Thottocannon/10 @fosterfaraday.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Albert Camus' writings make me feel distinctly less alone in the universe
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