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Paul Carbone

@forty2.bsky.social
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Oscilloscope enthusiast and 60s test equipment hoarder, with the occasional retro computer here and there. Mastodon: @forty2@oldbytes.space

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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
Celebrating the United States right now is like if the Titanic band was selling merch.
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
It’s been a bit since I posted an oscilloscope photo, and that feels wrong. 
So here’s a #tektronix 7854
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Vintage oscilloscope prices skyrocket
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
The Venn Diagram I imagine every time I install a window AC
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Is there a Konami code for unlimited cells?
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
“THIS IS A 7:00AM TRAIN, PLEASE PUT YOUR HEADPHONES IN IF YOU’RE LISTENING YOUR PHONE. THANK YOU” I just said at full voice in the train. Dafaq is wrong with people?
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Mom @milph.mom · 25/06/2025
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
The Kinship Klub
A Simpsons screenshot with Krusty the Clown at the Krusty Komedy Klassic, with the letters KKK behind him
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Because Jacksonville is the Staten Island of Florida?
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Lol the NY Post, never stop being a racist uncle from Staten Island “…and handing victory to the Israel-bashing, Uganda-born Mamdani, who only became a US citizen in 2018.”
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Killing a billionaire in NYC will be a misdemeanor, punishable by 4 hours of community service.
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
“Door dash for bears” 😄
"AllTrails has a new generative Al feature that can be asked to
'shorten my route' or 'make this more scenic.'
But the people in charge of searching for lost hikers say the feature is going to exacerbate an issue they've been warning about for years: hiking apps providing false information."
AllTrails launches Al route-making tool, worrying search-and-rescue members
One of the world's most popular hiking apps has a new generative Al feature that can be asked to "shorten my route" or "make this more scenic." 

Quark Bee @quarkbee.bsky.social • 2d so basically it's doordash for bears
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
New favorite insult dropped: “If you fall for this now, with decades of hindsight from the War on Terror you should probably have someone follow you around and smack your hand anytime you're about to trade your family's cow for magic beans”
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
The only problem was he had a lot of ground to cover, so he’d just creep down the road but wouldn’t really stop unless stopped by someone. Which meant when you heard the bell, you had to grab your knives and run down the street chasing him like a knife wielding maniac. #NYC
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Things I miss from city living: Mike’s Knife Sharpening truck. He’d drive around in this funny little truck and bang on a bell to let you know he was near by. He was from south brooklyn but we’d see him up in northern Manhattan at least once a year. #NYC
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Killing a billionaire should be at most a misdemeanor.
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
A rule of thumb that will rarely lead you astray in this country is to assume that a riot was started by the people who showed up armed and dressed for a riot.
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Asimov’s first rule of vacuum cleaners: A vacuum must always be able to roll over its own cord. Looking at you Miele.
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Dear every company:
Please kindly fuck right off with your apps. It’s a web page. It looks the same as your webpage. You didn’t write it in C or C++ or C# or Cb or C for workgroups or rust or whatever. Its. A fucking. Web page.
Don’t make be install a 300MB web browser that’s only good for one site.
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Luddites weren't anti-tech. They were against technology being used by the capitalist class to capture wealth at the expense of the worker. I am a Luddite, and a tech enthusiast. They're not in opposition. I want technology that makes MY life better, not that sells my life piecemeal to corps.
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
“Is your video violent pornography, or the teletubbies?”
I feel like there’s a -big- middle ground missing from these two categories I apparently must choose between 
#youTube #coppa
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
There’s an ethereal beauty of an analog sampling scope /almost/ working 
#oscilloscope #analog #electronics #crt #retroTech
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Peter Mulvey @petermulvey43.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
We've got an All-Timer right here folks!
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I drove to NJ yesterday and as soon as I crossed the border the speedometer switched to strip malls per hour.
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Bluesky is cancelling accounts when foreign governments ask them to, and Threads is doing adverts soon. Corporate public messaging systems do not exist to facilitate communication. They exist to make money for the shareholders. That's. It. Come join us on the #fediverse
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I’m gonna refine the shit out of some macro data (Yeah, I know it’s not the same model… ) #severance #retroComputing
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I’m gonna be really mad if his death isn’t televised, be it natural causes or otherwise.
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
To anyone who ever worked on the Deltek/Maconomy expense reporting platform: Your work is bad, and you should feel bad.
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Ah Seattle, I forgot how much your airport… well… it’s an airport. Good for you for trying.
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
And the guy who gives the knot of skin behind her head a quarter turn every few days.
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JA Westenberg @joanwestenberg.com · 08/04/2025
every republican policy is just mad libs for sociopaths. “we’re banning [noun] to protect [imaginary victim] from [thing that doesn’t happen]”
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I tried to listen to Bare Naked Ladies on Spotify, but now it only plays 80% of the song.
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
naw man, you just don't get it; this was well orchestrated deception at the highest. they're playing 3 dimensional chess man, you libs are too stupid to understand. My man is playing 4 dimensional checkers, 5 dimensional Connect 4, 6 dimensional Yahtzee, and 7 dimensional Chutes & Ladders.
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Lighting up these indicators that were a part of the house’s original security system made me unreasonably happy.
A pair of incandescent indicators in a wood panel wall, one red, one white, each approximately 8mm in diameterA Power Designs 3 output power supply on a shelf in a basement, hooked up to the wires from the indicators on the floor above.
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
#columbia university is: #1: a for profit corporation #2: a NYC real estate venture #3: ? #4: ? #5: a terribly overpriced bookstore, probably #6 - #15: ?? #16: an institution of higher learning
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
If I bring some meth to the pharmacist, can they put it back into the allergy meds to make them work again?
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I’m in Florida visiting family and seeing aaaaalll the useless pickups, and I finally realized the ‘4x4’ label on the back of them is actually just the bed size.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Actually, it’s only called a ‘Lecturn’ if it’s from the Lecturn region of France.
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
You get a whole line for only $10B? Pretty sure the 2nd Ave stations were like $3B a pop. And like, I -kind of- get how much more expensive it is to weave complex infrastructure around a city that’s been aggressively build up over 200 years, but JFC.
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Busses in #NYC are pointless without bus lanes. They need their own right-of-way. And if they had a path where only busses went, they wouldn’t even need to pave the whole road; only the two strips where the wheels went. And busses get crowded quickly, maybe they could attach a few of them together.
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Just whipped this up after beating in SSO for the last 20 minutes
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
[fixture] 1 [through] 4 [only] [position] [focus point] 1 [only] [color] [focus point] 2 It’s absolutely deranged that we used to program moving lights like this. #theatre #lighting #DMX512 #stageHand #ETCLighting
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Oooooh that’s pretty. Nice little display too :)
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I have… a borderline unhealthy number of Tek scopes 😄. No rush at all - we just moved and am only starting to get my work area re-assembled.
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
That’d be awesome, thanks - do you have it documented somewhere? I’ve got a Tek 7854 that’d be fun to get on a GPIB bus too.
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Ooh, neat! Does it show up as a serial port?
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Ooh, these are nice. Haven’t fully run them through their paces, but reading dead nuts on my fluke. I need a GPIB adapter to really have some fun with them. #electronics #testAndMeasurement #retroTech
A pair of programmable power supplies sitting on a bench, one showing +48V, the other showing -48V.
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Paul Carbone @forty2.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Same, system. same
A tired looking amber LED screen displaying a command prompt window with a partial error saying “the system cannot”
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