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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert"

@ivynyx.bsky.social
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Unapologetically trans. Apologetic about the rest. Non-binary trans femme (they/them)

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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The directionality is wrong. We should be asking why so many parents are driving away their children. Parents say "my kids won't talk to me, and I don't know why", but the kids can articulate the reasons. The parents *do* know why, but they won't accept it or work to fix the relationship.
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So first off, I *have* heard it, but also this isn't about anti-country snobbery. It's just about being into just about any given genre. I listen to metal, pop, hip-hop, lofi beats to...and yeah also country. But the country I listen to tends toward Orville Peck and other queer shit.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
reskeet this if you hate England & believe its government should be abolished, with all political power given to the trans people who live there right now.
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ah, Boston: The City That Sleeps
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Let’s go see Robyn!
Close up from the bust up, showing LOTS of cleavage, ruffled straps, a thin necklace with an ivy leaf, my face made up with lots of silver eyeshadow, a big smile in red, and a fresh side shave.A white nonbinary woman in a ruffly short black dress that cuts low at the bust. Her arms are behind her back, one knee popped, and she’s looking down and to the side.
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Let’s go see Robyn!
Close up from the bust up, showing LOTS of cleavage, ruffled straps, a thin necklace with an ivy leaf, my face made up with lots of silver eyeshadow, a big smile in red, and a fresh side shave.A white nonbinary woman in a ruffly short black dress that cuts low at the bust. Her arms are behind her back, one knee popped, and she’s looking down and to the side.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 12/09/2026
It's time to clean the catbox It's time to shovel crap It's time to sift used litter While the kitties take a nap
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Make up a guy: Dude who was working in programmable sex toys for a decade and is extremely pissed that “vibe coding” took on a new meaning.
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this series went in some wild directions
the craftwarcraftstarcraftminecraft
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 03/09/2026
Just got outta the TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY 35th anniversary rerelease and Jesus Christ, man. What a movie. They had to do all that shit for real. They had to fly that helicopter under an overpass. They had to blow up that building. They had to find an actor who could turn into liquid metal.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 02/09/2026
ONLY LOSERS ABANDON TRANS FOLKS
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Insofar as this actually exists, it's mostly grifters peddling false cures, and middle-men profiteering off the red tape of our medical system. Estradiol is cheap, safe, effective, and well-studied. Companies profiting off your access to HRT does not make HRT itself the villain!
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I pay for my transition out of pocket, so you could say I'm buygender
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
For all I know, I’m in a 60-person polycule. The weird thing about polyamory is that unless you get *extremely* kitchen-table about it, “A dates B who dates C who dates D…” has a social horizon. A might know D, but may not know who they’re dating.
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Katy // Genderpunk 2026 @katysaint.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls? "No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hey by the way, the correct thing to do is to amplify the message and support workers. This isn’t the time to flex your cred for having hated Starbucks all along. It’s actually way more powerful and influential if you LIKE Starbucks, but choose to boycott all the same.
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@caseyexplosion.bsky.social (and any one else with good opinions!) What are some delightful single-serving games? I'm talking 1-6 hours of play, total. Games that genuinely feel like it was worth it to play, but don't leave you wishing there were more to it.
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Name the technology! That's all we ask! If it's useful, call it what it actually is, instead of "AI". Web search and spam filters are AI. So many things are! But when people say "AI" instead of naming the tech, it feels like they have something to hide, like when people say they're "moderates."
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread
A Mid Century Modern ad for tableware, quirky hanging laps, weird wood paneled kitchen bar, oh yeah it's MCM as hell up in here (kinda love it)
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/08/2026
One thing I wish people would realize is just how central JK Rowling is to the entire anti-trans ecosystem. Looking at a network node analysis of the top 200 anti-trans X accounts, she is the most central figure spanning both sides of the Atlantic from Republicans to Labour.
A network graph visualization on a dark background showing connections between various accounts. The central, highly connected node is labeled "J.K. Rowling," with lines radiating out to many other nodes color-coded by region (UK, US, etc.). A detail panel on the right displays stats for her account, including her role as "Author & commentator," an in-degree of 153, an out-degree of 84, and 14 million followers.A scatter plot graph on a dark background comparing accounts based on "followers (log)" on the x-axis and "in-degree" on the y-axis. The data points are color-coded by region. J.K. Rowling is highlighted as a major outlier in the top right corner, possessing the highest number of followers and the highest in-degree. Other labeled points lower on the graph include various politicians, individuals, and campaign organizations.
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is literally just companies selling drugs on the sly without a prescription till they get caught. It’s like saying that gummy candies were recalled for containing THC.
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
SPONSORSHIP OPPORTUNITY (please re-post) I'm looking for 1-2 sponsors to purchase the naming rights to my tits. $1000 for the first, $1200 for the second. 69% of proceeds go to other trans folks in need, the rest to my bills and bras. Offer ends on 8/24. Grand unveiling in one week, on 8/25!
Me laying on a bed, wearing a thin-strapped black and grey dress, rocking a 40A bra.Me, lounging on a couch, post breast augmentation. I'm wearing a pink crop-top over the pink surgical bra, 405 cc larger on each side.
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
SPONSORSHIP OPPORTUNITY (please re-post) I'm looking for 1-2 sponsors to purchase the naming rights to my tits. $1000 for the first, $1200 for the second. 69% of proceeds go to other trans folks in need, the rest to my bills and bras. Offer ends on 8/24. Grand unveiling in one week, on 8/25!
Me laying on a bed, wearing a thin-strapped black and grey dress, rocking a 40A bra.Me, lounging on a couch, post breast augmentation. I'm wearing a pink crop-top over the pink surgical bra, 405 cc larger on each side.
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You* should transition today. *yes, you, the reader of this skeet.
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I've accepted that buying even a single item online will get me added to a mailing list, but there ought to be rules against emailing me promos before you've even shipped the item. No I don't want to buy more bras before I've even gotten to try on the first!
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is @seananmcguire.bsky.social -coded for sure. PS: if you haven’t read her Wayward Children books, you’re missing out!
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Look, I'll certainly agree that they're both in service of fascism, but I must remind folks that Nazis weren't burning out-of-print novels that were poor sellers. They were burning medical and cultural research on trans folks and gender in general. *What they burned* is a crucial context!
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Defund the police is the moderate position. The radical position is to abolish them, investigate their abuses, and prosecute them to the full extent of the law.
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So yeah they shoved 810 cc total into me on Tuesday and I haven’t taken any painkillers today. What the actual fuck is my pain tolerance?
Ivy, laying on a couch wearing a pink crop top over a pink surgical bra.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s so generous of Fox News to help their older viewers try to understand why their adult children might have cut ties with them. Many people are saying that the host of this segment will be wearing a hot dog suit for some strange reason.
Fox News Health • • Follow
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NEWS
1d • G
PATH TO RECONNECTION: When a parent and adult child stop speaking, reconciliation can feel out of reach - but research suggests estrangement isn't always permanent.
One psychology researcher says the best approach isn't trying to "win" the disagreement. Instead, it can mean listening before defending yourself, focusing on specific behaviors rather than labels and being willing to make changes.
Here are 5 steps that may help create better conditions for reconnecting - while recognizing that reconciliation is never guaranteed.
/FOX NEWS
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CUT OFF BY YOUR ADULT CHILD?
EXPERT REVEALS WHAT PARENTS
SHOULD DO NEXT
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/08/2026
eilooxara on tumblr: "Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk."
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yeah okay, I completely dropped the ball and didn't do anything. Surgery tomorrow, and again, I don't really *need* anything, but if someone can catch @samreich.bsky.social 's ear or some other sicko... Let's name my tits for charity?
Screenshot from Discord, it reads:

Just wearing a crop top that reads:

HELLO my name is JIMOTHY
HELLO my name is Brennan Lee Mulligan

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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yeah okay, I completely dropped the ball and didn't do anything. Surgery tomorrow, and again, I don't really *need* anything, but if someone can catch @samreich.bsky.social 's ear or some other sicko... Let's name my tits for charity?
Screenshot from Discord, it reads:

Just wearing a crop top that reads:

HELLO my name is JIMOTHY
HELLO my name is Brennan Lee Mulligan

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laura - buy my game!! @freezydorito.lol · 08/08/2026
back in the 2000s we had this v passive agressive website 'let me google that for you' youd use for forum responses that would painstakingly n slowly show you a web search being typed so as to imply you could have done that yourself anyway people pay $100/mo for this service now its very popular
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 08/08/2026
this print is making me feel a little weepy
YOU HAVE TO STAY ALVE.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MIDDLE AGED FREAK.
YOUNG FREAKS WILL SEE YOU IN THE STREET AND KNOW THAT THINGS CAN BE OKAY
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
BECAUSE WE REMOVED ALL THE FAINTING COUCHES FROM BATHROOMS. Why the fuck are we blaming "social contagion" for the removal of once-common accommodations? Only half-joking about the fainting couches; we see a lot less public seating than we used to!
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
At this point I can't tell if these stories are entirely fabricated because they need us to believe that AI is powerful, or if they're real and the users/devs of these AI agents are incredibly stupid and irresponsible.
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Love-Colored Katsu Spark @yurimobilefort.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The tranny council has convened and from this moment onward in order to subscribe to the NYT you must buy one trans woman a vagina, this will entitle you to 10 years of guilt free worldle and crossword puzzles
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is how you know they’re not even real police. Police officers just park wherever they like and obstruct traffic while endangering pedestrians.
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This is your reminder that "Lady Ballers" was conceptualized as a documentary, but they *could not* find any men who'd be willing to undergo transition to compete in women's sports, so they had to make it a "comedy." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Ba...
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I know ideas are cheap without execution, but I had an idea for a story once about a vampire therapist. Like the notion would be that the angsty vampires were just stuck in harmful thought patterns, and there was a whole thriving community of vampires out there too, loving their best long lives.
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I've got my BA in 8 days! Now soliciting suggestions (kinda joke, kinda not) for kickstarter-esque donation tiers. So far I've got the bottom "just wanted to help" reward, and the top "name a titty (2/2 available)" reward, but filling in the middle is eluding me.
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
if i learned anything from grindr its that gay sex is when you save a king from getting crushed by playing bejeweled
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 01,1945
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO GO INSIDE THE MUSEUM, THERE IS A QUIET SIGN ON THE WALL, AND THEY MEET THE MUSEUM SECURITY GUARD 
SECURITY GUARD: I WANT YOU KIDS TO OBEY EVERY SIGN YOU SEE IN THE MUSEUM 
P2- NANCY AND SLUGGO SEE A SIGN THAT READS… LOUNGE 
P3- THE SECURITY GUARD IS SURPRISED  WHEN HE RETURNS AND SEES NANCY AND SLUGGO LAYING ON THE MUSEUM FLOOR PROPPED UP ON THEIR ELBOWS
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 31/07/2026
am i allowed to talk about how weird it is that the main way liberals philantropize trans people is by donating money to liberal nonprofits for call centers that beg us not to kill ourselves, instead of directly funding our material needs which, when deprived, lead to suicidality? is that allowed?
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Ivy - "Perfect Pervert" @ivynyx.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The irony for me is that I do need more protein! I'm lifting heavy at the gym and my diet tends towards carbs and fats because that's what's tasty. But these protein-rich foods aren't appealing at all. They just seem nasty. Who are these even for?
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