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News from the forest. A running journal of the Venal Age. In mockery is strength, since GOPers are so dainty. Satire. 29,000+ people laugh daily watching 2 minutes of jokes at www.tiktok.com/@eveningforestnews?_… and now YouTube

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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 18h
REPUBLICANS’ SECRET WEAPON: ROLL OUT THE WHEEZING BUTT-BOX IN CHIEF, AND HAVE HIM BORE EVERYONE IN THE HALF-FILLED GYMNASIUM! www.tiktok.com/t/ZPL895dVg/
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Empty seats at Trump’s recent rallies in Ohio and Alabama. Trump is not well. #midterms #trumprally #politicalsatire #trumpisnotwell #datacenters @MeidasTouch
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 18h
REPUBLICANS’ SECRET WEAPON: ROLL OUT THE WHEEZING BUTT-BOX IN CHIEF, AND HAVE HIM BORE EVERYONE IN THE HALF-FILLED GYMNASIUM! www.tiktok.com/t/ZPL895dVg/
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Empty seats at Trump’s recent rallies in Ohio and Alabama. Trump is not well. #midterms #trumprally #politicalsatire #trumpisnotwell #datacenters @MeidasTouch
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you're in these 3 states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Alaska Rhode Island South Carolina Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check everything is in order. Do it now. And there's a lot to vote for across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump Voters Can’t Keep on Truckin’ - they had money under Biden, which allowed them to get in touch with their racism! Now, they sleep alone and never see their families— just like the Lot Lizard in Chief! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTy9YJHcF/
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Soaring gas and food prices are the reason some truckers regret voting for Donald Trump. Get out and vote blue! #voteblue #truckers #useconomy #truckconvoy #satirenews @MeidasTouch
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 03/10/2026
Dan Sullivan's votes for tariffs didn't help Alaska, but they sure helped his brother's chemical company, where he owns up to $5 million in stock. This is the exact kind of corruption that Alaskans are sick and tired of.
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Sullivan backs policies that enrich his family’s business
Sullivan owns up to $5 million in RPM International stock.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump Voters Can’t Keep on Truckin’ - they had money under Biden, which allowed them to get in touch with their racism! Now, they sleep alone and never see their families— just like the Lot Lizard in Chief! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTy9YJHcF/
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Soaring gas and food prices are the reason some truckers regret voting for Donald Trump. Get out and vote blue! #voteblue #truckers #useconomy #truckconvoy #satirenews @MeidasTouch
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Remove the chairs in the Oval Office, especially the nap bucket behind the desk
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Josh Turek @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is peak harvest season in Iowa, and diesel prices are skyrocketing to historic highs. These heightened fuel and fertilizer costs are pushing our farmers towards foreclosure. That’s unacceptable. Our Iowa farmers deserve a senator who will fight for them.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please vote.
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Steven T. Dennis @steventdennis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Korea disputes Trump's claim it agreed to spend $54 billion on Alaska's LNG pipeline; project announcement featured longtime backer Senator Dan Sullivan, who trailed Democrat Mary Peltola in first round of voting. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Korea Disputes Trump’s Claim It Agreed to Invest in Alaska LNG
South Korea has pushed back on the Trump administration’s announcement that the country would invest $54 billion in a liquefied natural gas project in Alaska, saying it had agreed to do so only if the...
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Sixth Fucking Commandment, You Phony Christian Fuckfaces
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Sixth Fucking Commandment, You Phony Christian Fuckfaces
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Bill McBride @calculatedrisk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
30-year fixed at 7.60% www.mortgagenewsdaily.com
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a Schmitt-head! GOP Senator tries to set a perjury trap, but it was a moron trap — so it got him! The wingnut theory is everyone who looks like Fanni Willis goes to all Atlanta Hawks games, where they conspire during the timeouts and with T-shirt cannons! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyPNEhd8/
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Republican Senator Eric Schmitt tries to “catch” Jack Smith in a lie. It turns out Schmitt confused basketball teams. #jacksmith #senatehearing #ericschmitt #satirenews #satireaccount @MeidasTouch
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And here, we have a Schmitt-Eating grin!
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And here, we have a Schmitt-Eating grin!
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a Schmitt-head! GOP Senator tries to set a perjury trap, but it was a moron trap — so it got him! The wingnut theory is everyone who looks like Fanni Willis goes to all Atlanta Hawks games, where they conspire during the timeouts and with T-shirt cannons! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyPNEhd8/
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Republican Senator Eric Schmitt tries to “catch” Jack Smith in a lie. It turns out Schmitt confused basketball teams. #jacksmith #senatehearing #ericschmitt #satirenews #satireaccount @MeidasTouch
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 29/09/2026
👀 Holy Shit.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GOP CANDIDATE QUALITY PROBLEM HITS NEW LOW! Whatever you do, don’t let them talk
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Watching wars of choice, hiding presidential pedophilia, blowing up the deficit, handing money to masked murderers, kicking you off healthcare, and — most importantly, going on vacation most of the time. On your nickel, as gas is expensive don’t you know…”
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump Tries to Pander to Iowans, but Falls Asleep Doing it, and like his Propaganda—it’s a Bad Rerun! America’s Midterms Are Like a Company to Get You Out of Your Timeshare! #joshturek #dubuquesteelers www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyyuqy4T/
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Trump tries to boost Republican senate candidate in Iowa by proposing a steel plant. Farmers can shift from growing crops to working in a steel plant. Perfect solution. #iowasenate #joshturek #steelin...
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump Tries to Pander to Iowans, but Falls Asleep Doing it, and like his Propaganda—it’s a Bad Rerun! America’s Midterms Are Like a Company to Get You Out of Your Timeshare! #joshturek #dubuquesteelers www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyyuqy4T/
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Trump tries to boost Republican senate candidate in Iowa by proposing a steel plant. Farmers can shift from growing crops to working in a steel plant. Perfect solution. #iowasenate #joshturek #steelin...
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David Nir @davidnir.com · 29/09/2026
Here's the ad in question, by the way, in case you hadn't seen it yet.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Florida Man Senator Roger Marshall (R-Not Kansas) is as Kansan as a Conch Friiter! Vote for him to be your doctor and he will throw you in jail! #gophealthcareprison www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyAjLyHE/
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Kansas Senate Race. Roger Marshall claims he feel the pain of his constituents, but he is fully aligned with Trump and doesn’t actually live in Kansas. #rogermarshall #uninsured #adamhamilton #midterm...
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP PUBLICIZES TERRIFYING CARAVAN IN ADVANCE OF THE MIDTERMS:
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Florida Man Senator Roger Marshall (R-Not Kansas) is as Kansan as a Conch Friiter! Vote for him to be your doctor and he will throw you in jail! #gophealthcareprison www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyAjLyHE/
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Kansas Senate Race. Roger Marshall claims he feel the pain of his constituents, but he is fully aligned with Trump and doesn’t actually live in Kansas. #rogermarshall #uninsured #adamhamilton #midterm...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/09/2026
"I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal." buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Buff Jesus wept.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Moose on the loose!
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He’s just sad because he knew as a child some of the plants and single celled organisms that eventually would become oil.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boo the living shit out of him. Just kidding, his living shit is already out of him in that weird box in his pants.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the weekend — he had to be pumped up repeatedly for various events where he even stood up at times, he had to hear a loud scary noise on the tarmac, and his butt box doubled in size today. The butt box is his turkey bulb, and he’s almost done. #neverwrongoftenearly
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teamhamiltonhq.bsky.social @teamhamiltonhq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Meischa was Roger Marshall's patient. This is her story.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Human Stale Piece of Grandma Candy Susan Collins Gets Her Hand Caught in the Cookie Jar! She’s “concerned” — about being exposed as a grifter and soon, an election loser! 2 minutes of jokes will save the nation: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyjYUFWV/
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Kash Patel and Trump shut down Fi investigation of Susan Collins and her involvement of funneling $$$. From Pro Publica, The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in t...
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Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 25/09/2026
Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
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Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
In a report titled 'We Had Whistles, They Had Guns,' the NGO documents widespread human rights violations committed by ICE in the United States.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Human Stale Piece of Grandma Candy Susan Collins Gets Her Hand Caught in the Cookie Jar! She’s “concerned” — about being exposed as a grifter and soon, an election loser! 2 minutes of jokes will save the nation: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyjYUFWV/
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Kash Patel and Trump shut down Fi investigation of Susan Collins and her involvement of funneling $$$. From Pro Publica, The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in t...
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don Trump’s Self Imposed Silence is Justified! Reporting White House Sourced Stories Are Misinformation, and Stories from JD Vance Are Couched in Scandal! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyF6BKTU/
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Trump’s media ban backfires as sources are revealed. From the Daily Beast, Vice President JD Vance was the unnamed “senior administration official” behind one of the stories the White House used to ju...
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don Trump’s Self Imposed Silence is Justified! Reporting White House Sourced Stories Are Misinformation, and Stories from JD Vance Are Couched in Scandal! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyF6BKTU/
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Trump’s media ban backfires as sources are revealed. From the Daily Beast, Vice President JD Vance was the unnamed “senior administration official” behind one of the stories the White House used to ju...
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StockTitan @stocktitan.net · 23/09/2026
#ACIU AC Immune Reports Positive Safety & Immunogenicity at week-100 in Part 1 of VacSYn Phase 2 Trial of ACI-7104 www.stocktitan.net/news/ACIU/ac-imm…
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AC Immune Reports Positive Safety & Immunogenicity at week-100 in Part 1 of VacSYn Phase 2 Trial of ACI-7104
Stock Titan provides an ultra-fast stock market news feed and multiple tools for traders and investors.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump’s Arch Stuffed full of Snipers, Drones and Ammo is the best Republican Idea for stuffing things inside of other things since Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert went to Mar a Lago! - one minute of mockery, to save the world: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyJVJMkw/
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My satirical commentary on Trump’s Arch in DC filled with snipers and ammunition. What could go wrong? Satire. Comedy. Politics. @MeidasTouch #uspoliticsnews #dems #politicalsatire #satirenews #vanity...
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A trillion dollar military budget definitely needs a 50 percent raise.
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hah: another Nostradamus prediction from the forest comes true!
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump’s Arch Stuffed full of Snipers, Drones and Ammo is the best Republican Idea for stuffing things inside of other things since Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert went to Mar a Lago! - one minute of mockery, to save the world: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyJVJMkw/
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My satirical commentary on Trump’s Arch in DC filled with snipers and ammunition. What could go wrong? Satire. Comedy. Politics. @MeidasTouch #uspoliticsnews #dems #politicalsatire #satirenews #vanity...
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hah: another Nostradamus prediction from the forest comes true!
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don Jr’s One Weird Trick for Paying for a Fancy Wedding Weekend?! Put it on the Kremlin’s Tab! Only Rubes turn down the rubles: 2 minutes of mockery heals the soul: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTUELd5os/
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Don Trump Junior’s wedding was bankrolled by a Russian Oligarch who is partially responsible for kidnapping Ukrainian children. From Yahoo News, A Vladimir Putin ally who bankrolled Donald Trump Jr.'s...
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don Jr’s One Weird Trick for Paying for a Fancy Wedding Weekend?! Put it on the Kremlin’s Tab! Only Rubes turn down the rubles: 2 minutes of mockery heals the soul: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTUELd5os/
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Don Trump Junior’s wedding was bankrolled by a Russian Oligarch who is partially responsible for kidnapping Ukrainian children. From Yahoo News, A Vladimir Putin ally who bankrolled Donald Trump Jr.'s...
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“He let out a raspy, guttural wheeze, which for republicans, means ‘aye’ — just ask chuck Grassley!”
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
MITCH MCCONNELL RETURNS TRIUMPHANTLY TO THE SENATE! AND HAS NO IDEA THATS WHAT HE’S DOING THERE! HIS ONE WEIRD TRICK FOR DOING A JOB YOU NO LONGER COMPREHEND: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTUTt5X2e/
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Senator Mitch Mc’Connell’s aide tells him how to vote. Republicans like to take away your sick leave, but that doesn’t apply to them.#sickleave #mitchmcconnell #satirenews #satirecomedy #farmbill @Mei...
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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