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Definitely Not The Cheat

@formerlycheat.bsky.social
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No joke. Saw Rick Majerus do this at the 2000 Final Four
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jesse Pinkman: He Can't Keep Getting Away
ALT: Jesse Pinkman: He Can't Keep Getting Away
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I haven't filed a claim against my car or homeowners insurance in 15 years. Do I even have a policy anymore?
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Actually this *is* an improvement of the new site. Previously you could only auto pay with a 5/3rd account. I wasn't going to open one so I wrote a script that helped me batch out 36 months of scheduled payments in about 5 minutes. I'm currently on autopay with the new site.
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Found the spreadsheet people
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/08/2026
Worth a listen. “If I was gonna stage a coup in 2028…”
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Lucy Pulls Football from Charlie Brown
ALT: Lucy Pulls Football from Charlie Brown
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I would have awaited the broadcast with papal-bull excitement...
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Jay Cutler performance
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Ecto Cooler™
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
If they keep improving at the same rate... 2027: April 20
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Spending the night downloading my readings for Grad School as one does on a Saturday night -- There are 3 readings with "manifesto" in the title, one by Karl Marx, and another by Peter Thiel. What did I sign up for? I'm trying to go on vacation this summer, not end up on a no-fly list.
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Todd Brommelkamp @toddbrommelkamp.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I still firmly believe Nebraska will Nebraska.
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Shoulda brought back the Fail Whale
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Eric Koreen @ekoreen.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This is the GM firing an assistant coach and hoping that will be the end of the questions, except with fascism.
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I recently watched a mutil-season documentary about a little girl with super powers. The jack-booted good guys found a way to neutralize her with a sonic tone. Saved the whole world.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026
Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
This is the skeet that allows me to go to sleep...
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Those agitators are getting a $50k signing bonus
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Kevin Fishbain @kfishbain.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
FWIW, Bears are 3-0 this season when turning it over on downs on their opening drive (NYG, Philly, GB)
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The Capitalization on the Declaration of Support for Dear Leader is GLARING Indication that the Author was IN FACT, Dear Leader, Himself.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
You're telling me a woman was forced to give up her trophy to a biological male
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
There was NEVER A DOUBT!
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Has odunze even had a target tonight? Assuming he's still not 100%. Getting no separation
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
At halftime, I say there's about a 50% chance this game ends with zero punts
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Do the packers score 50 tonight?
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Bears defense making the Packers feel at home. Looking like swiss cheese out there
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Aram Shabanian @aramshabanian.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Was he talking about Matt Campbell?
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I blame Drake
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Girls ain't nothin but trouble
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I watched somewhere south of ZERO White Sox games this year, but have been glued to this series. Baseball is still good. Fuck the White Sox though!
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
However hard you're getting dragged for posting this, it's not hard enough. Do better.
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Is 66 points allowed in the last 60 minutes good? Asking for the #Bears defense
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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a group of people are standing around a golf course watching a man swing a golf club .
ALT: a group of people are standing around a golf course watching a man swing a golf club .
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
No notes
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
This would only be a problem for him if Republicans intended on having free and fair elections. With 15 months left until the midterms, all actions indicate otherwise.
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Did the same back when Bill Owens resigned. If you haven't already, you should do the same ... There's a spot to list why you're cancelling as well. Let 'em know
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Did a deep clean of my junk drawer today. Found 21 Scoopie Tokens from @culvers.com. Quite possibly my most normie #MidwesternDad thing that I'm actually proud of
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Mike Engel @michaelengel.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Reading about elected Democrats is like following a White Sox level rebuilding team. Maybe there's a promising star and a reliable vet here and there but the rest don't even know what game we're playing.
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
RFK: "I was dumb as shit as a kid too"
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/04/2025
the handshake meme. one arm is labeled 'chicago punk' and the other is labeled 'jd vance' and the handshake is labeled 'smoking popes'
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Are we sure this isn't Ryan Day? It looks like Ryan Day
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Does this mean I can preorder a Nintendo switch 2 now?
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Retire yesterday you feckless complicit jellyfish. You're not ready for the moment. I'll be helping make sure you'll be primaried into retirement if you last that long
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
No surprise, everything she posted was brown shirts
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Definitely Not The Cheat @formerlycheat.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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a group of children holding a banner that says lazy lions
Alt: a peewee football team struggled with a banner that says lazy lions
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