🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sorting through some of my books and I found a CVS receipt being used as a bookmark in one of them. It was from September 2013. I haven’t cracked that book open since my senior year of high school. 010
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’ve been really cranky the last couple days. Today I thought about Over the Garden Wall, decided to turn on the soundtrack, and for some reason I feel much better 110
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Coworker is fighting with the printer outside my office door. Me: “It can sense fear, Aaron!” Aaron: “It’s about to sense my boot in its butt.” 020
Reposted by 🌻Biz🌻The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for. 289216943496
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Our washing machine hasn’t worked for a couple months and I haven’t gotten around to calling someone to fix it. My dad texted today that he wanted to run something by me on it and to call after work. My sweet, thoughtful father asked if I’d tried unplugging it and plugging it back in. 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Drive through person: “can I have a name for your order?” Me: “Elisabeth.” Five year old niece in the back seat: “ELISABETH?????” 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026“What time do you get back from lunch?” Hey real quick, I sent an email when I left for lunch. Look at the time I sent that email. Add an hour to it. 010
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026My job is wild sometimes. What do you mean it’s 10:30 am and I’ve already handled $2.6 million. 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Me, frustrated: “Fucking hell…” Niece, 5: “Biz, why did you say fucking hell?” 010
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Filled up gas tank Mexican restaurant Plant store Book store Antique mall Stationary store Grocery store Prescription cat food 010
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026One of the things people have been loving about the World Cup is how Lawrence has thrown its arms open for Team Algeria and it makes me so emotional. Thats MY town. My town and its people, showing the whole freaking world who we are. 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Going to bed at 11 and playing a game called “when will my sisters kids wake me up” My guess is my nephew crawls into bed with me around 5 and we go back to sleep. His sisters are going to wake me up at 6:52 110
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Lights flickered when I was getting ready for bed and I decided to check the radar just in case and NOPE. The hook means I gotta stay up a little while longer 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I know my period is about to start bc a TikTok made me SOB yesterday and also my male coworker is pissing me off more than he usually does 010
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Wish I could be as blissfully ignorant as my coworker who hadn’t heard about hantavirus until I made a joke 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026In my luteal phase and super unmotivated to work 🫠🫠🫠 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026My sister is chaperoning my nephew’s field trip and she mentioned one kid’s name and all of the kids in her group went “who is that??” Come to find out the name on the roster is a dead name and instead of just telling her that, they all pretended not to know who she was referring to. They’re 10. 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 26/04/2026This morning my nieces started fighting over being in each other’s space on the couch. Important notes: 1) One was in my lap, the other was curled against my side. So both were in MY space 2) Thirty minutes prior the three of us had been in a cuddle pile bc they’d both crawled into bed with me 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 25/04/2026My niece (4) knocked her bowl of cereal off the table. My sister looked at me, said “at least there wasn’t milk in it” and took a bite of cookie dough from the bowl of cookie dough she’s having for breakfast 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Listening to the last song on the Noah Kahan album while driving through small town Kansas. The air smells like last night’s thunderstorm and cut grass. I’m suddenly filled with love for my home state. 100
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 19/04/2026My sister’s alcohol tolerance went to shit after she had kids 010
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Hey Apple, the fuck do you mean I don’t have enough storage 100
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026My sister told my niece (4) about how Christina Koch had to go to school for like 24 years before she could go to the moon and my niece was devastated. “I don’t wanna go to school for 24 years, i wanna go to the moon NOW” 100
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026My TikTok fyp is bouncing back and forth between edits of Christina Koch and the gaang from the new ATLA movie (with a special focus on Zuko). 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Work bestie borrowed my funeral dress for her grandmas funeral and she brought it back today. Another coworker saw it and when I explained he goes “…women just have funeral dresses???” 100
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 14/04/2026My sister got free amusement park tickets from her job so my brother and I are going with her 😭 we’re in our mid-late 20s and it’s our first sibling trip ever, I’m so dang excited 020
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 11/04/2026My sister’s cat got out through a broken window so of course I had to drive 4 hours to come help her look this weekend 000
Reposted by 🌻Biz🌻Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted 58191845298
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Not going to church today like the heathen I am, however I DID listen to The Weight of the Woods by Dermot Kennedy and cry a little so I feel like that kind of counts 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I’m on my rewatch of Fairy Tail and it’s on the Zero arc. My roommate saw Zera being a little brat and jokingly said “someone kill her” 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026“I’m so glad you have time to help me with this today, thank you so much” I actually really, really, REALLY don’t have time but SURE 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 000
Reposted by 🌻Biz🌻Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I think the reason AI propagandists are so flustered by the fact that no real writer wants to use their idiotic tools is that they themselves don't enjoy writing. They see it as a boring arduous chore to be avoided, while real writers actually enjoy writing and actually care about the quality of it. 22257711005
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I’m exhausted and happy, this was such a good weekend 😭 I love being involved in my community and spending time with my friends 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Everything happened in the span of 30 minutes, I’m on the verge of a crash out, so obviously the solution is getting a cup of coffee at 2 pm, shoving thin mints in my mouth for lunch, taking off my glasses, and putting on my anime openings playlist 001
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I’m so glad I’ve worked through (most of) my body image issues because if I hadn’t WOOOOO. I genuinely don’t think my mom hears herself when she talks about her weight. 020
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I told my mom if I couldn’t figure out how to stream something that I’d just sail the seven seas and she goes “I wish I knew what that means” 110
Reposted by 🌻Biz🌻Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 19/03/2026People keep saying “oh so you want OPEN BORDERS” as some kind of gotcha and like. Yeah. When I was a kid you could just drive into Canada. On accident, even. It was great, and I think we should do that instead of kidnapping children. Normalize being normal instead of being kidnapping weirdos 8174874117
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 06/03/2026My sister was ready to fly out of Tulsa at 7:15 this morning to get to Iowa for a baby shower tomorrow. Her flight was delayed, she missed her connection, and now she’s stuck in North Carolina waiting for the next flight to Iowa. Which will arrive at midnight. 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I got to tell my office that Kristi Noem got fired and work bestie was like “well he’s gonna put someone also bad in her place” GIRL LET ME HAVE THIS. Puppy murderer Botox bitch got fired let me have SOME JOY 110
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Soft launched a sick day tomorrow with my manager/work bestie. She told me to get a vitamin C pack from kitchen, then remembered the last time I took many immune supplements. “ONE. You get ONE. After that, not even orange juice.” 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 01/03/2026My whole thing is reading fanfic while my roommate and her DND campaign play and AO3 has been down the WHOLE TIME 😭😭😭 010
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Harry Potter on the now defunct harrypotterfanfiction website. I was 12. Funny enough, in 3rd grade we would write stories and turn them into books with covers and pictures. I wrote one that was a Boxcar Children fanfic, though I didn’t know it at the time. So I WROTE my first fanfic at 8. 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Why can’t rich people just pay their damn taxes, why do I have to learn what a hypothecation agreement is??? 010
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 16/02/2026If I had a nickel for every time I searched an innocuous question about an anime I was watching and ended up seeing a major spoiler, I’d have two nickels 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 16/02/2026“My mom called me stink nugget.” “My dad called me sugar bear.” “My dad called me a banshee. And ‘my little Mormon’” “My dad called me a faggot.” 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I have two best friends. One is Type A like me and the other is Type B. Type A friend and I started planning a trip to Seattle in August less than 3 hours ago. She’s pricing flights. I just created a google doc and shared it with her. 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 06/02/2026My 4 year old niece has said her favorite color is green for the last two years. Literally half her life. It’s my favorite color too so obviously we were best friends bc we have the same favorite color. My sister just called to tell me her favorite color isn’t green anymore 😭 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I love getting bitched at for things that aren’t my fucking fault 000
🌻Biz🌻 @forestqueenbiz.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Peacock taking my favorite seasons of SVU down may be the exact thing I need to get rid of my subscription 000