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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
#fuckweevie
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Interestingly enough, it is January 1st, 2026, and I am not dead despite having received the COVID-19 vaccine multiple times.
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Deven Mack - Chaos/Sonic Prime 👨🏿‍🍳🦝🦔🥧 @devenmack.com · 13/12/2025
I'm URGENTLY looking for any therapy organizations, or even Discord support groups that focus on Middle Eastern and Muslim youth struggling with mental health. Services based in Iraq would be particularly helpful. Any reshares on this are deeply appreciated.
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christian mom against ninjago @euph1e.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
in christianity, dragons, serpents and snakes are basically cursed beings for God. Because, the serpent caused humans to sin. A drag also existed in the Bible, the dragon was a worker of Satan or the Devil and had rebelled against God's will. The show also has skeleton soldiers working for Garmadon.
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christian mom against ninjago @euph1e.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I am a Christian and, as far as I am concerned, there are lots of "demonic" Or "satanic" Stuff containing in the show. First off, I have seen serpents and snakes quite a lot recently. Especially in season 2-4. Second off, I saw all the Elemental Masters in Season 4 get their own dragon.
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Idk if this is just me going insane on day four of the teacher’s strike but I kinda want to dye my hair but idk what colour
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The Alberta Teachers’ Association @albertateachers.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
This Sunday, on World Teachers' Day, we're gathering to fight for public education. Please join us and get loud for our teachers and students. 📍In Edmonton at the Alberta Legislature at 11:30 AM 📍In Calgary at McDougall Centre at 3:00 PM Thank you for your support.
Fight for public education rally on October 5 in Edmonton and Calgary.
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I think this is genuinely the worst starting 11 he could’ve picked
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I like how Chuck is very much still trying to get the Baileys back when according to him they voted for Trump in 2024, it’s very telling when even his imaginary friends whom he has based his political career on have forsaken him
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Made a ninjago seasons tierlist
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
For those misfortunate enough to not be in the Shadow Dojo here are screenshots of my beautiful and dare I say positively delightful lore with the full lore written in three part, one in each alt text for our hard of vision friends or those who simply don’t wish to look at the images
Haha fuck you bluesky here’s most of the part 1 of the lore cunningly hidden in the higher character limit alt text Alright so alternate f5 lore
When the name of Time was still new, there was a war in the first realm of Creation, a war between dragons and their mortal enemies, after the war, a great general of the dragon army, Thunderfang, the Shatter Dragon of Chaos believed his war victories entitled him to become a Source Dragon, when the council refused to grant his request he became enraged and attacked all who worshiped the Sources, but he was not alone, a tribe of the First Realm, the Theroxians worshiped Thunderfang and joined in his attacks on the other residents of the land, after a foolhardy attack on the City of Temples Thunderfang was sealed underground but the Theroxians remained in the First Land for another hundred years, plotting to release their fallen master, they eventually attacked the guardians of Thunderfang’s prison, the Dragonians, who eventually overcame the Theroxians and with their numbers depleted they were forced to flee the realm, eventually coming to the Wyldness, for thousands of years, the Theroxians survived but their numbers were few and by the time five young warriors were born the tribe was no more than one hundred strong, still they were dedicated and these five were devoted to one day conquering the Wyldness and eventually freeing their master, they studied the ancient teachings of the Theroxians and discovered a way to extract and corrupt elemental powers, for only one amongst the five, Drix, was granted a power from birth, now adults and strong in battle, the five captured four elemental masters, the Master of Luck, the Master of Healing, the Master of Illusion and the Master of Strength, they eventually extracted their powers, killed them and using their souls’ energy corrupted their powers into twisted versions of themselves, Luck became Misfortune, Healing became Decay, Illusion became Fear and Strength became Brute ForceNot corresponding to image exactly, last bit of part 1 of f5 lore is as follows realizing that even with their newfound powers, the Theroxians would not be strong enough to conquer the Wyldness-Part 2 of lore the Five reluctantly recruited Wyldness residents, whom they considered to be inferior to act as shock troops, they created the Wolf Clan and gave recruits false gifts of powerful masks, which due to the magic of Zarkt and Rox, the most powerful mages of the Theroxians would eventually shatter their souls, making them slaves of the Five in life and slaves of Thunderfang in death, over the course of a decade, with their army and a powerful magic called Shatterspin the Five conquered the Wyldness, slaughtering villages, and revelling in the fear and destruction they wrought, not even the Chi warriors could stop them, they used their magic to make a chunk of the land float above the rest to deliver them from the Five, all seemed lost until a force arrived from the East which would deliver the Wyldness from the scourge of the Five
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Come to the conclusion based on personal experience that the way to cure depression is to move to Canada from the US
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Geno @konrade.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
The parents being alive is a huge L story-wise and perhaps one of the biggest fumbles in Dragons Rising thus far
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
For those misfortunate enough to not be in the Shadow Dojo here are screenshots of my beautiful and dare I say positively delightful lore with the full lore written in three part, one in each alt text for our hard of vision friends or those who simply don’t wish to look at the images
Haha fuck you bluesky here’s most of the part 1 of the lore cunningly hidden in the higher character limit alt text Alright so alternate f5 lore
When the name of Time was still new, there was a war in the first realm of Creation, a war between dragons and their mortal enemies, after the war, a great general of the dragon army, Thunderfang, the Shatter Dragon of Chaos believed his war victories entitled him to become a Source Dragon, when the council refused to grant his request he became enraged and attacked all who worshiped the Sources, but he was not alone, a tribe of the First Realm, the Theroxians worshiped Thunderfang and joined in his attacks on the other residents of the land, after a foolhardy attack on the City of Temples Thunderfang was sealed underground but the Theroxians remained in the First Land for another hundred years, plotting to release their fallen master, they eventually attacked the guardians of Thunderfang’s prison, the Dragonians, who eventually overcame the Theroxians and with their numbers depleted they were forced to flee the realm, eventually coming to the Wyldness, for thousands of years, the Theroxians survived but their numbers were few and by the time five young warriors were born the tribe was no more than one hundred strong, still they were dedicated and these five were devoted to one day conquering the Wyldness and eventually freeing their master, they studied the ancient teachings of the Theroxians and discovered a way to extract and corrupt elemental powers, for only one amongst the five, Drix, was granted a power from birth, now adults and strong in battle, the five captured four elemental masters, the Master of Luck, the Master of Healing, the Master of Illusion and the Master of Strength, they eventually extracted their powers, killed them and using their souls’ energy corrupted their powers into twisted versions of themselves, Luck became Misfortune, Healing became Decay, Illusion became Fear and Strength became Brute ForceNot corresponding to image exactly, last bit of part 1 of f5 lore is as follows realizing that even with their newfound powers, the Theroxians would not be strong enough to conquer the Wyldness-Part 2 of lore the Five reluctantly recruited Wyldness residents, whom they considered to be inferior to act as shock troops, they created the Wolf Clan and gave recruits false gifts of powerful masks, which due to the magic of Zarkt and Rox, the most powerful mages of the Theroxians would eventually shatter their souls, making them slaves of the Five in life and slaves of Thunderfang in death, over the course of a decade, with their army and a powerful magic called Shatterspin the Five conquered the Wyldness, slaughtering villages, and revelling in the fear and destruction they wrought, not even the Chi warriors could stop them, they used their magic to make a chunk of the land float above the rest to deliver them from the Five, all seemed lost until a force arrived from the East which would deliver the Wyldness from the scourge of the Five
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Weird: The Al Yankovic story is a great and absolutely 100% true movie, including such factual events as Al killing Pablo Escobar, writing Eat It before Michael Jackson parodied it with Beat It and being assassinated on stage by a cartel member under the command of Madonna in 1985, 10/10 film
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Because he’s a snake in the grass, instead of helping lift his least fortunate constituents up from poverty and homelessness, he gleefully takes and destroys their only possessions, being a democrat doesn’t mean we’re going to stand with such a morally bankrupt person
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I don’t trust someone who pals around on Maga podcasts and destroys homeless people’s possessions with sadistic glee, fuck Newsom, he’s another centrist who’ll sell out the people when his corporate leash holders come calling, support actual left wing and progressive candidates, not this snake
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
It has been made clear to me by people on discord that the ideal Zarkt is a floating spellcaster, as such I have made him essentially a Dragon Priest from Skyrim
Zarkt with his staff, he has a clear piece under him to make it appear that he’s floating, he holds a trans purple piece in his left hand to represent his elemental power of MisfortuneZarkt with Drix and Nokt on either side of him, Drix’s sickles are clipped to his armour and he has trans red studs in his hands to represent the elemental power of Swarm, Nokt is holding his ridiculously long sword in his left hand (slay left handed king) and in his right is a trans light blue power blast to represent his power of Brute Force
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I have deduced that Kur is in fact not a jackal but a chimpanzee
Kur of the Forbidden Five’s face with fucked up teeth, she is allegedly a jackal but her teeth are not remotely similar Chimpanzee with Kur-like fucked up teeth, remarkably similar to Kur, ergo Kur is a chimp
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
River Valley in Edmonton
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Dareth confirmed as more important than Frak
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Intelligent George's Podcast @ninjagoparodynews.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
A nuclear warhead has been launched into Lava-Tide Village. Unfortunately, nobody was injured.
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DoctorDoomtrain64 @doctordoomtrain64.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
God...Hogwarts Legacy has no right being *number 2* wtf is wrong with y'all
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Otar and Vokun have been vanquished, in a fair amount of time I’ll do the main quest and get Nahkriin
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Morokei’s mask is mine, just three to go now, Nahkriin will be last as I’ll only get his mask in the second last mission of the main quest
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I have half the Skyrim Dragon Priest Masks and one Solstheim one, for Skyrim I still need Morokei, Otar, Nahkriin and Vokun, this is the run where I finally collect them all
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
No Man’s Sky is fantastic
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Diana (or Dani) 🏳️‍⚧️ | Comms Open @dani-the-nerd.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Trans Rights DK is official now
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Lou and Master Wu in hell seeing Cole with an adopted Serpentine son
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a man with a beard and blue eyes is looking up at the sky in the dark .
Alt: Willem Dafoe looking upwards horrified
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@healthcareicare @healthcareicare.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Almost definitely moving up to Edmonton later this summer, yay
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APE-AHAB @ape-ahab.com · 30/06/2025
"A presence I've not felt since..." "Since when, Lord Vader?" "..." "Uhhh, last week? Give or take?"
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 29/06/2025
“You’ve barely even touched your Wallace and Gromellette” breakfast of bread, eggs, mushrooms, cheese and olives arrange to looked startlingly like the animation characters Wallace and Gromet
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I have been so anxious lately and I’m not sure what about which is making me more anxious and pissing me off
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Mister Frohicky is that you?
Large green frog, its head is out of the water while its body rests underwater
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Professor Plastic @profplastic2432.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Pixal doesn’t deserve a day, she deserves to be scrapped
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Huge L, if he uses genAI in the next game I hope there’s a significant boycott of the game
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/06/2025
you know what, I’m impressed, we really did mostly do the right thing here and it doesn’t seem to have resulted in any sort of sustained harassment campaign because he just got blocked to oblivion great work, well done everyone
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Drix licker @ninjagomovie.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Say hello to Frox
Frak if he was Rox. Rox if she was Frak
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astor - FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 @imissmy-wife.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
INTRO ‼️ my name is Astor and my pronouns are they/he i had a twitter account where i shoved ganondorf up my ass (@imissmy_wife) but i left it deactivated for too long I love zelda, sonic, ptv, vocaloid and ado (among others!!) audhd and tonetags are preferred!!! tumblr: imissmy-wife
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
They were in fact not good villains, kinda sucked tbh
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Crusty783 @crusty783.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
see this is what i mean when i talk about people religiously defending ninjago me: "i like ninjago, but its far from perfect" you: "so we arent allowed to like ninjago?"
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I have deduced from his horrid underbite that Zarkt is in fact a Persian cat I have included a picture of a Persian cat’s skull next to a picture of Zarkt’s face
Persian cat skull, generations of selective breeding left the poor creature with an awful underbite and an overall shortened and squished skull shape that doesn’t even look like a cat, an unfortunate situation that should be considered animal crueltyA picture of Zarkt of the Forbidden Five’s head, he has very prominent lower canines but no obvious upper ones due to it being a small lego piece, this suggests an underbite not unlike the Persian’s
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Got new shoes to replace the ones with ever diminishing grip
Rainbow shoes with white and orange solesThe exact same shoesTop view of the shoes
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Gave Rogue some goggles, they’re inaccurate but they’re the right colour
Rogue Jay figure with his hat off, his head is a robot head from the Lego Movie that I’ve erased the eyebrows and sideburns fromRogue Jay with his hat and Lego Movie robot head with erased eyebrows and sideburns
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride Month bluesky people
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Maj @majgoat.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Pass it on
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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Turns out cats are a better Forbidden Five defeater than Rising Dragon
Fuzzy cat staring tweakishly at the camera, underneath her are the three official Forbidden Five figures currently released, Nokt, Zarkt and Drix in addition to the ninja and I believe a Dragonian or two, Thunderfang’s right arm is reaching menacingly over the cat and her prey
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