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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I think this is genuinely the worst starting 11 he could’ve picked

Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

For those misfortunate enough to not be in the Shadow Dojo here are screenshots of my beautiful and dare I say positively delightful lore with the full lore written in three part, one in each alt text for our hard of vision friends or those who simply don’t wish to look at the images

Haha fuck you bluesky here’s most of the part 1 of the lore cunningly hidden in the higher character limit alt text Alright so alternate f5 lore
When the name of Time was still new, there was a war in the first realm of Creation, a war between dragons and their mortal enemies, after the war, a great general of the dragon army, Thunderfang, the Shatter Dragon of Chaos believed his war victories entitled him to become a Source Dragon, when the council refused to grant his request he became enraged and attacked all who worshiped the Sources, but he was not alone, a tribe of the First Realm, the Theroxians worshiped Thunderfang and joined in his attacks on the other residents of the land, after a foolhardy attack on the City of Temples Thunderfang was sealed underground but the Theroxians remained in the First Land for another hundred years, plotting to release their fallen master, they eventually attacked the guardians of Thunderfang’s prison, the Dragonians, who eventually overcame the Theroxians and with their numbers depleted they were forced to flee the realm, eventually coming to the Wyldness, for thousands of years, the Theroxians survived but their numbers were few and by the time five young warriors were born the tribe was no more than one hundred strong, still they were dedicated and these five were devoted to one day conquering the Wyldness and eventually freeing their master, they studied the ancient teachings of the Theroxians and discovered a way to extract and corrupt elemental powers, for only one amongst the five, Drix, was granted a power from birth, now adults and strong in battle, the five captured four elemental masters, the Master of Luck, the Master of Healing, the Master of Illusion and the Master of Strength, they eventually extracted their powers, killed them and using their souls’ energy corrupted their powers into twisted versions of themselves, Luck became Misfortune, Healing became Decay, Illusion became Fear and Strength became Brute Force

Not corresponding to image exactly, last bit of part 1 of f5 lore is as follows realizing that even with their newfound powers, the Theroxians would not be strong enough to conquer the Wyldness-

Part 2 of lore the Five reluctantly recruited Wyldness residents, whom they considered to be inferior to act as shock troops, they created the Wolf Clan and gave recruits false gifts of powerful masks, which due to the magic of Zarkt and Rox, the most powerful mages of the Theroxians would eventually shatter their souls, making them slaves of the Five in life and slaves of Thunderfang in death, over the course of a decade, with their army and a powerful magic called Shatterspin the Five conquered the Wyldness, slaughtering villages, and revelling in the fear and destruction they wrought, not even the Chi warriors could stop them, they used their magic to make a chunk of the land float above the rest to deliver them from the Five, all seemed lost until a force arrived from the East which would deliver the Wyldness from the scourge of the Five

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

It has been made clear to me by people on discord that the ideal Zarkt is a floating spellcaster, as such I have made him essentially a Dragon Priest from Skyrim

Zarkt with his staff, he has a clear piece under him to make it appear that he’s floating, he holds a trans purple piece in his left hand to represent his elemental power of Misfortune

Zarkt with Drix and Nokt on either side of him, Drix’s sickles are clipped to his armour and he has trans red studs in his hands to represent the elemental power of Swarm, Nokt is holding his ridiculously long sword in his left hand (slay left handed king) and in his right is a trans light blue power blast to represent his power of Brute Force

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

I have deduced that Kur is in fact not a jackal but a chimpanzee

Kur of the Forbidden Five’s face with fucked up teeth, she is allegedly a jackal but her teeth are not remotely similar

Chimpanzee with Kur-like fucked up teeth, remarkably similar to Kur, ergo Kur is a chimp

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I have deduced from his horrid underbite that Zarkt is in fact a Persian cat I have included a picture of a Persian cat’s skull next to a picture of Zarkt’s face

Persian cat skull, generations of selective breeding left the poor creature with an awful underbite and an overall shortened and squished skull shape that doesn’t even look like a cat, an unfortunate situation that should be considered animal cruelty

A picture of Zarkt of the Forbidden Five’s head, he has very prominent lower canines but no obvious upper ones due to it being a small lego piece, this suggests an underbite not unlike the Persian’s

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Got new shoes to replace the ones with ever diminishing grip

Rainbow shoes with white and orange soles

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Gave Rogue some goggles, they’re inaccurate but they’re the right colour

Rogue Jay figure with his hat off, his head is a robot head from the Lego Movie that I’ve erased the eyebrows and sideburns from

Rogue Jay with his hat and Lego Movie robot head with erased eyebrows and sideburns

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Turns out cats are a better Forbidden Five defeater than Rising Dragon

Fuzzy cat staring tweakishly at the camera, underneath her are the three official Forbidden Five figures currently released, Nokt, Zarkt and Drix in addition to the ninja and I believe a Dragonian or two, Thunderfang’s right arm is reaching menacingly over the cat and her prey

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Yea or nay on the bricklink order?

Legends of chima minifigures in bricklink car

Legends of Chima characters plus Spitta, Fang Suei and hammerheads

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

I mean this doesn’t exactly look gunmetal to me but it’s also not silver, tbh now I’m annoyed bc she’s the only f5 member to use gunmetal on their weapon, Nokt and Kur use silver and Zarkt and Drix use black

Shitty render of Rox of the Forbidden Five where the colour of her blade is confusing, it’s not exactly gunmetal or silver

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I decided to build a $10 style mech for Rogue

Front of Rogue’s mech, it is dark blue with two chains on the right hand, a chain grapple on the left hand, a gold and blue energy core and blasters on the arms

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Let’s settle this, what colours are Kur’s skin? I say sand green and either turquoise or dark green

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

The Forbidden Five, Rox and Kur have been replaced by Nokt and Drix’s clones, perhaps if they really had two of Drix they wouldn’t have been imprisoned at all

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ITS HAPPENING ITS FINALLY HAPPENING

The villainous Roby slumped and grey from Kur of the Forbidden Five’s heroic use of Decay on him

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Kur’s the goat for this, if she succeeds in killing the annoying little bastard she deserves statues built to commemorate her heroic deed

Kur of the Forbidden Five nobly using her heroic power of Decay on the vile scum sucking fool Roby who has been restrained by two Dragonian Warriors and is hopefully dying a slow painful death as he decays

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Seems he can control bugs too, Kai and Nya are getting attacked by bugs in the background

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Yeah, my list for them is human, amphibian or fish

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I saw it in a discord server idk where the people in that first found it though

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I find this all interesting, I wonder if Thunderfang somehow artificially made or corrupted powers for the Five

Answers to questions from Doc Wyatt, most important to my post is one saying to watch DRs3 to find out why the question “Are there any other artificial powers” is tricky

Answers to a fan’s questions from Doc Wyatt, most important to my post is where he says the Forbidden Five did not get their powers from their parents

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Also Thunderfang is such a good set and I’m warming up to the Arc Dragon of Focus

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Zarkt is so peak, could’ve done without the eyebrows on the hat though, the show’s roningasa is way better

Zarkt of the Forbidden Five’s minifigure with the weird hat but full design

Zarkt of the Forbidden Five’s cloaked design in show

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Summer has very few cheap sets though

Set list for lego ninjago summer 2025 showing piece counts

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Got Canadian chocolate today, life is good

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Canadian Idiot @forbiddenfive.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Especially because our first Drix leak had black armor, I wonder if his figure in the Arc Dragon and summer sets will have the black like he does here

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