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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
From the CWS Archive. 4th August 2024.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 18/07/2025
Finally managed to trick the Merlin Bird Identification app in to thinking I’m a dove 😂 #dove #collareddove #birdcall
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 04/07/2025
What a fucking tune 🎵 #dd2tidf #ddttiof
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 27/06/2025
The new #Muse song is… something “What is this Tim Burton intro?” “Oh, here we go. Classic Muse synth.” “Oh, that’s a riff…” “Oh shit, THAT’S a rif- what in the Evanescence-Linkin Park-Trivium-early 2000s is this chorus?” “OH SHIT NOW WE’RE RIFFING” A wild ride from start to finish. #Unraveling
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 22/06/2025
I’m now one of those people who asks #ChatGPT for information & answers because Google & DuckDuckGo results are completely useless now. I spent ages trying to the name of a specific beer bottle shape and only ChatGPT got it right. Google threw up a load of ads for Beer52 & DDG had nothing.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 21/06/2025
I’d rather gouge my eyes out with a blunt tree branch. Are you ok @themirror.com ???
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 16/06/2025
Boomers keep saying “we need a good war” despite never having lived through one or fought in one.
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Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
unlike Vietnam or Afghanistan at least the Marines coming to.L.A. know exactly what this fight is all about
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Despite knowing that Trump is “on the Epstein list” Musk was quite content to let his son board the Presidential helicopter with him. Before their spat. n that.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 25/05/2025
Quick reminder to everyone that Nigel Farage is a charlatan and grifter.
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two men standing next to each other with the words " thx for coming to my ted talk " on the bottom
ALT: two men standing next to each other with the words " thx for coming to my ted talk " on the bottom
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 14/05/2025
Butter wouldn’t melt… …because it been on fire in the depths of hell 🔥
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 14/05/2025
Injustice* *Prison for fucking up the garden like the bellend he is.
Rocco in prison
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 04/05/2025
Holiday snaps 📸
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I now believe that some of my problems in later life are due to food dye in the heroin I was consuming for 20 years. by Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 30/04/2025
Immediately afterwards, the @telegraphnews.bsky.social reported that “net zero” was the issue in Spain & Portugal on Monday. Net zero (or “renewables”, if you’re not a gammon) actually saved the day: www.euronews.com/green/2025/0... In summary: fuck the Torygraph #poweroutage #spain #portugal
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Did wind and solar really make Spain's power grid more vulnerable?
Investigations are ongoing into what went wrong with the electricity system, which impacted some 60 million people.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 29/04/2025
Sure is a “coincidence”…… We landed about an hour before all the power went out in Portugal. It’s all back on now but this is just too convenient 😂 #iberianpoweroutage #portugal #spain #israel
An image showing Israel throwing its genocidal toys out of the pram three days before the powering going out across Portugal and Spain.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 11/04/2025
Nearly done 🚽 🚿 🛁 #newbathroom #bathroomrenovation
Old bathroom “before” picture
Bathroom “almost done” picture
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Jude Carn @handspan-generator.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
open.spotify.com/episode/1yM7... Another episode of Queering IFS featuring a conversation around sexuality in internal family systems (IFS). With guest Ali Bushell. #skyifs #internalfamilysystems #queering #neuroqueering #podcasting #neurodivergentifs #ifs
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Episode 5 - Queering Sexuality in Internal Family Systems (IFS) - The P of Passion
Queering Internal Family Systems (IFS) · Episode
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 09/04/2025
“Why don’t people tip for food delivery any more?” Because it used to be £20 to feed two people. £5 tip to the driver was fine. Now it’s £40 + delivery for food that’s worse. That’s why.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 05/04/2025
Time for some Jaily Waily
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 05/04/2025
Even with the £3 bus fares, it’ll cost £12 for two of us to take a 15 minute bus to town and back. It’s going to cost £3 to park all day in the centre. Madness.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 04/04/2025
Southern Water taking the absolute piss as always
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/04/2025
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 29/03/2025
I’ve never understood this nonsense unless you’re actively avoiding paying tax. It costs about 1.5% to bank cash It costs about 1.2% to take a card payment (Both these number are averages based on what I’ve seen myself and from working in small businesses) Be better. #taxavoidance #cashsucks
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 25/03/2025
Today’s task was to replace some outside lights that were literally rusted to the wall. “Made in GDR” - East German iron works! Madness, but makes sense as this extension was done in the mid-late 80s. I’d keep them if they weren’t so rusted and fucked. #GDR #eastgerman #eastgermany #madeinGDR
Outside iron lantern lights made in east Germany GDR
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 24/03/2025
Oh no… #coneofshame #dogsofbluesky #rescuedogsofbkuesky
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 20/03/2025
Optimistic car…
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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Midnight Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Anyways...
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Putin and Trump FaceTiming each other. Putin looks somewhat perturbed, Trump is in bed (the actual one from George and Mildred for those that like to know these things), behind him are various posters of Putin in topless action poses.
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Mark Ripley - Games Industry Dinosaur @markripley.com · 15/03/2025
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 15/03/2025
If you put lactose in a beer that isn’t a Milkshake IPA or Milk Stout, you’re a lazy brewer who has a shit product that has to be fixed with an exclusionary shortcut. Be better, do better, brew better. #beer #brewery #brewer #lactose #veganbeer #shitbeer
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 13/03/2025
Far superior to modern #Guinness. #MurphysIrishStout reminds of when Guinness was good.
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Dr. Jonathan N. Stea @jonathanstea.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 11/03/2025
BREAKING: the rich are rich, bears do indeed shit in the woods, and the pope is a paedo. #vat #privateschoolvat #privateschool #eattherich
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 03/03/2025
One year since closing down by Google Workspace account, Google have finally actually closed it after emailing me every week for a year to say "URGENT ACTION NEEDED" and me taking the "URGENT ACTION" confirming that I want it closed down. One year. What the fuck.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 01/03/2025
I got rid of my personal Instagram about five weeks ago. I still have one for work but I don’t use the “explore” page nor do I let it send me targeted ads. It is confused as fuck and throws up some mad sponsored posts but this… …this is something else, man. What the fuck.
A diabolical advert on Instagram for designer vaginas
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 26/02/2025
Moving to a village and hoping the one pub is good…… ……yes it is 😮‍💨
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 26/02/2025
If it’s broon Get it doon #newcastlebrown #newkiebrown
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 26/02/2025
The council came to replace loads of drainage and sewerage pipes on my street today. Two hours in, horrendous smell of gas. SGN have now been here for six hours to fix the gas leak caused by two clowns with their digger. What a time to be alive.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 22/02/2025
AO.com ringing me at 8am on a Saturday morning, leaving a message saying “I’m so sorry I’ve I’ve called you at a bad time”… …it’s ALWAYS a bad time to call when the who conversation has been by email.
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tamrakat @tamrakat.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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AS 🌟 @astariaxv.com · 21/02/2025
from @queerchameleon.bsky.social (I think!)
A four-panel comic featuring colorful chameleons, drawn in a cartoon style.

In the first panel, two chameleons are sitting on a branch. One asks, 'Someone has a gender you don’t understand?' The other listens.

In the second panel, a rainbow-colored chameleon appears and responds, 'That’s how stuff works sometimes,' standing confidently on another branch.

In the third panel, the rainbow chameleon, now close up, says, 'I don’t understand French...' with a wide-eyed, slightly bewildered expression.

In the fourth panel, the chameleon's expression is exaggerated and blurred, with the text, 'BUT THE LANGUAGE STILL EXISTS' in large, bold letters, making the point that something can exist even if someone doesn’t personally understand it.

The comic is signed '@queeerchameleon' in the bottom right corner.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 18/02/2025
UK trades are fucking wild. Look at these mad quotes to dig out a lawn and put a gravel driveway in. It’s all for the same gravel, same size, same outcome. #tradies #trady #builders #ukbuilders
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CircleHekate @circlehekate.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Morning mood. #resist #resistance
"Fuck you I won't do what you tell me," stitched in cross stitch.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 13/02/2025
Winter boiler nonsense means the £1000-per-minute halogen heaters are out 🤦🏻‍♂️
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🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @kusiana.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
#boycottAmazon Haven't bought anything from #amazon #target #walmart in a month. Plan to continue this trend for as long as it takes.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 09/02/2025
If your website, Southern Water, makes me go to another page after clicking "Log In", Southern Water, and then makes me choose my log in type on that page, Southern Water, and then opens up a whole new tab when I click "Log In", Southern Water, you need to fire your web team, Southern Water.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 07/02/2025
The ultimate, definitive dog side-eye #dog #dogsofbluesky #sideeye #dogsideeye
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