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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 18/07/2025
Finally managed to trick the Merlin Bird Identification app in to thinking I’m a dove 😂 #dove #collareddove #birdcall
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 04/07/2025
What a fucking tune 🎵 #dd2tidf #ddttiof
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 21/06/2025
I’d rather gouge my eyes out with a blunt tree branch. Are you ok @themirror.com ???
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 16/06/2025
Boomers keep saying “we need a good war” despite never having lived through one or fought in one.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 21/05/2025
I have a theory…
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 14/05/2025
Butter wouldn’t melt… …because it been on fire in the depths of hell 🔥
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 14/05/2025
Injustice* *Prison for fucking up the garden like the bellend he is.
Rocco in prison
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 04/05/2025
Holiday snaps 📸
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 29/04/2025
By whom, I wonder?
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 29/04/2025
It’s been the windiest it’s ever been this year in Portugal. Plenty of power to go around… …unless your neighbour has beef with Israel
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 29/04/2025
Or, the other dickhead of the world:
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 29/04/2025
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 29/04/2025
We all know the answer. Let’s not pretend.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 29/04/2025
Nah, just Israel having a cry.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 29/04/2025
It’s all a little bit of a coincidence, isn’t it? 🧐🧐🧐🧐
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 29/04/2025
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 29/04/2025
Sure is a “coincidence”…… We landed about an hour before all the power went out in Portugal. It’s all back on now but this is just too convenient 😂 #iberianpoweroutage #portugal #spain #israel
An image showing Israel throwing its genocidal toys out of the pram three days before the powering going out across Portugal and Spain.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 11/04/2025
Nearly done 🚽 🚿 🛁 #newbathroom #bathroomrenovation
Old bathroom “before” picture
Bathroom “almost done” picture
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 04/04/2025
Southern Water taking the absolute piss as always
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 29/03/2025
I’ve never understood this nonsense unless you’re actively avoiding paying tax. It costs about 1.5% to bank cash It costs about 1.2% to take a card payment (Both these number are averages based on what I’ve seen myself and from working in small businesses) Be better. #taxavoidance #cashsucks
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 25/03/2025
Today’s task was to replace some outside lights that were literally rusted to the wall. “Made in GDR” - East German iron works! Madness, but makes sense as this extension was done in the mid-late 80s. I’d keep them if they weren’t so rusted and fucked. #GDR #eastgerman #eastgermany #madeinGDR
Outside iron lantern lights made in east Germany GDR
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 24/03/2025
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 24/03/2025
Oh no… #coneofshame #dogsofbluesky #rescuedogsofbkuesky
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 20/03/2025
Optimistic car…
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 13/03/2025
Far superior to modern #Guinness. #MurphysIrishStout reminds of when Guinness was good.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 11/03/2025
BREAKING: the rich are rich, bears do indeed shit in the woods, and the pope is a paedo. #vat #privateschoolvat #privateschool #eattherich
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 01/03/2025
I got rid of my personal Instagram about five weeks ago. I still have one for work but I don’t use the “explore” page nor do I let it send me targeted ads. It is confused as fuck and throws up some mad sponsored posts but this… …this is something else, man. What the fuck.
A diabolical advert on Instagram for designer vaginas
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 26/02/2025
Moving to a village and hoping the one pub is good…… ……yes it is 😮‍💨
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 26/02/2025
If it’s broon Get it doon #newcastlebrown #newkiebrown
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 18/02/2025
UK trades are fucking wild. Look at these mad quotes to dig out a lawn and put a gravel driveway in. It’s all for the same gravel, same size, same outcome. #tradies #trady #builders #ukbuilders
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 13/02/2025
Winter boiler nonsense means the £1000-per-minute halogen heaters are out 🤦🏻‍♂️
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 12/02/2025
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 11/02/2025
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 11/02/2025
Send Apple a message too. Nonsense. And I’m in the UK.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 07/02/2025
The ultimate, definitive dog side-eye #dog #dogsofbluesky #sideeye #dogsideeye
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 06/02/2025
Yet another Netflix price increase coupled with utter dogshit programming means Netflix goes 🏴‍☠️ #netflix
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 06/02/2025
Whenever we go on holiday, my wife likes to to find certified Dark Sky areas so we can take photos like this.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 06/02/2025
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 05/02/2025
No.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 04/02/2025
Power network has said it’s too risky to have the power on to this house specifically due to a major fault to the supply in the street. Great 😂 #dog #dogs #poweroutage
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 02/02/2025
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 02/02/2025
@jeremycorbyn.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 01/02/2025
…but it was actually just a knock that’s absolutely fine.
A brown mark on a dogs leg showing where he hit it
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 01/02/2025
…and the lead member of the Clown Club™️ misjudging his jump and screaming as if he was dying…
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 01/02/2025
A story in three parts… …the two founding members of the Clown Club™️ on the beach…
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 31/01/2025
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 30/01/2025
Using a massager on the dog because he’s a princess and hurt his leg fucking about on his walk.
A dog getting a massage from a massage gun
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 30/01/2025
Meanwhile, in the UK, we have fake punks @brewdogofficial.bsky.social sucking Trump dick.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 30/01/2025
Quite different to what @brewdogofficial.bsky.social put out. James Watt is a disgusting tampon of a man.
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forbescoleman.com @forbescoleman.com · 29/01/2025
Outrageous burn from #Starmer on #BadEnoch 😂
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