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Cholula Bankhead

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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Man, I loved that show, such a good cast. Too bad about Rogan and skeezy Andy Dick. And of course Phil Hartman.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This is the best one. Thank you for merging The Onion with William Carlos Williams.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Right, but I wasn’t replying to you. I was replying to the person who said that that would only be said by someone who hadn’t been outside in Scotland in the winter.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It also means the same thing in the US. It just has two meanings that you get through context. If someone says “they were tailgating me” you know that a car was riding their ass.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Well, maybe a little. But we still love our Massholes. Thanks for being great hosts.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We use tailgating the same way in reference to driving.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
What’s sad is that you think that a thing *that you have never experienced* is sad. What’s sad is that you don’t recognize a coming together of people who are freely SHARING their food and drink with strangers is sad. What’s sad is that you think that it’s only acceptable if you pay someone money.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My man, they tailgate at Greenbay Packers games in the middle of Wisconsin winters.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My wife and I know. We had to put down our little 15 year old love two years ago. The pain is less, but the hole is still there. We had her from about six months until 15 years. We are so sorry for your pain and loss.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
No.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
He was a much better President than Trump though.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I know that I told everyone to call Donald Trump “President Turdangler Slumpgudgeon”, but that was a shower thought. My friend Nick has studied Trump’s signature, and determined that it actually says “Lumwad Blumpkin”, so that’s his name now. President Lumwad Blumpkin.
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The British History Podcast @thebritishhistorypodcast.com · 21/05/2026
Polis, Martin, Fetterman, Sinema, Schumer... Are we starting to see how "vote blue no matter who" invites exploitation by the wealth class? It matters who and we deserve better. This isn't a team sport. This is about values and our future. The DNC needs to accept that or get out of the way.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Wait until you have to stop on a hill on a motorcycle; they don’t *have* parking brakes.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I think that you’re confused by the “average” life expectancy. The average was low because so many people died in childhood. If you made it to your 20s, and didn’t die in a war, you had what we would consider a fairly normal life expectancy. People lived into their 60s and even 70s pretty often.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
They made it past 40 a lot.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Spambot.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Glad to hear that Trump has finally swapped out his nominee for Surgeon General for a new nominee who can legally use the title “Doctor” before her name. I’m sure she must be VERY qualified…
media.tenor.com
bart simpson is talking to homer simpson in a cartoon
Alt: Simpsons GIF: Bart talking to Homer in an examination room. Dr. Nick Riviera asks Bart if he went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
LOLWUT? That’s literally what I’m doing today.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
IT IS HIM!!! From Wikipedia: “He is known among Star Trek fans for appearing on both Star Trek: The Original Series episodes "The Way to Eden" as musically inclined space hippie Adam, and the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Little Green Men" as General Denning”
A photo of Charles Napier in Star Trek (the original series) episode “The Way To Eden”.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Uh, that “cigar chomping general” isn’t played by Charles Napier, is he? Because that would be awesome, and it kinda looks like him.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It really should not be surprising, though, given who appointed her and his own history with Russia.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
And just to save my time arguing with Russian bots, here’s a good article about her:
independent.co.uk
Tulsi Gabbard’s history with Russia is even more concerning than you think
One expert says her views are ‘so wildly fringe that her potential appointment as DNI is genuinely alarming’, Richard Hall and Andrew Feinberg write
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
““Last summer, announcing a 40% cut to the workforce of her office, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard eliminated the Cyber Threat Intelligence Integration Center, previously seen as a critical fusion hub of information by private sector partners.” Russian Asset Tulsi Gabbard…
apple.news
Iran attempting cyberattacks against critical U.S. infrastructure, officials say — Los Angeles Times
The Iranian cyber activity comes as President Trump threatens to target Iran's critical infrastructure, particularly its bridges and power plants.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Well hell, come to the live events industry and you’ll find a ridiculous percentage of ND people. Turns out that a business that runs on short turnarounds and hyper focused intense work brings out the ADHD set, especially when the jobs last for just a few days or a week.
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Kirk Colvin @theopenletter.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Right? That is an insane take.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Your president bragged about walking into the dressing rooms of Miss Teen USA contestants while they were changing, so that he could see them naked. Waiting for your drag queen comparable example.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Another story of the Epstein administration.
theguardian.com
Immigrant girl, 3, suffered alleged sexual abuse in federal custody, family says
Girl suffered alleged abuse at foster home immigration officials placed her at after separating her from mother
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
For whatever reason, it won’t let me do alt text, so here it is: “A GIF from the film ‘A Christmas Story’ showing the father opening a crate, saying ‘It’s a major award’ and mispronouncing the word ‘FRAGILE.’”
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Trump updates us on the state of relations with Iran…
media.tenor.com
a group of people standing around a table with the words fra-gee-lay must be italian
ALT: a group of people standing around a table with the words fra-gee-lay must be italian
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Just started following @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social Really amazing legal reporting! And funny too.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
As GenX, I was about to be offended by this, and then I remembered that this war was the uncomfortable hunk of metal that I’ve had up my ass my whole life, pretty much.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Well, my nephews are the sons of career Marines, so I’m pretty sure that THEIR ENTIRE EDUCATION was in schools on military bases, especially when they were stationed overseas.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This is an incredibly informative article about the breakdown of the Justice Department and the complete failure of any sort of adult planning at any level of the Department of Homeland Security. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/less...
lawfaremedia.org
Lessons from the Minnesota Civil Contempt Case
“The government’s understaffing and high case load is a problem of its own making,” a federal judge observed.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Now would be a REALLY good time for someone to pull a Daniel Ellsberg on the Trump classified documents case and leak the evidence and conclusions.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Hey man, annex us, Oregon and Washington state, at least the western half. We would be happy to be an 11th province. Heck, I’d be fine with being a territory.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This made me giggle way too much.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
On my days off.
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vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
New poster is pretty slick and to the point
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Do you mean Brett Ratner, the Melania Trump guy?
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Brett Ratner will forever after be known as “the Melania Trump guy”. He should know that the orange stain doesn’t wash off.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Also, the CBS Evening News is, ostensibly, an actual NEWS program. Rachel Maddow is doing a commentary show about current events; not pretending to objectively report them.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Don't bother arguing about whether ICE is a police force or a military force. It's neither. It behaves as a disorganized, violent mob, cursing, shouting contradictory orders, and attacking unarmed citizens on a whim. It is deployed to create fear and chaos, not to enforce laws or establish order.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Every firm associated with these “people” needs to be blocked, embargoed, banned from operating in the EU, Canada and any other civilized nation.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Well, I was just saying it’s a useful skill, not a necessity.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
At leaft we do not have to worry about the eßtßet.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Need? Not often, but there are various public analog clocks around downtown here, and it’s nice to be able to just look up and know what time it is. But I also wear a wrist watch.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Some people did. Most people did not have that problem. A map is a map, whether it’s on a screen or on paper.
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Cholula Bankhead @foonhammer.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
My mom’s 1966 Peugeot 404 had the foot button for high beams, as did my dad’s 1969 Ford Mustang. I actually prefer it to having it on the turn signal stalk.
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