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Foon (Sometimes Atlas)

@foonerisms.bsky.social
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Furry, Pup, "Dog person", amateur DJ, kinkster. Unfiltered feed, expect NSFW content at times. (18+ obv)

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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 4h
Would you smash back half a pint of Bailey's? If so, yes, very
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 7h
A cream stout. Which I didn't know was a thing. Chocolate and peanut
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 7h
Tasted like one too! It was a "snickers" cream stout.
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 7h
I quite like their smaller glasses! They do regular pint ones
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 9h
No .... Wait... Idea BDSM scene where I force someone who only drinks respectable ales to drink this.
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 9h
Seriously I feel I should be whipping this and putting it on top of a cake.
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 9h
It's a "cream stout" Azvex Pdoom, it's a 10% chocolate caramel and peanut stout. It's like drinking Bailey's.
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 9h
Apparently, this is a beer
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gym success, and my glutes are feeling it. Gotta make sure to stretch everything out after though. Anything you wanna help me stretch?
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OOOHHHHWWW KOSSAK SQUATS. OOO THAT'S THE STRETCH
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My physio has given me a few to dos and things he really wants me to not to (Bulgarian split squats) I'm just figuring out what I can do from my normal routines at a lower weight to get back on maintaining and recovering the leg strength. Swap the splits for cossaks as they'll active the tendons
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Another Ski practice yesterday and literally no Knee pain. It has since reminded me it is in recovery, but nothing I would consider a twinge of pain or even discomfort. Do I attempt a smol leg session today? Low weights and no lunges or single leg squats, but i think i can put some pressure on it!
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Nikki / Nikon 🔜 MFF @nik.dog · 04/10/2026
…but the hearts of men are easily corrupted.
Three panel image:
Isuldir holds the one ring
Elrond implores him to “Cast it into the fire. Destroy it!”
Isuldir, being a little bitch says “No.”
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Disenchantment: Luci's 'Do It Do It Do It'
ALT: Disenchantment: Luci's 'Do It Do It Do It'
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can we get this on a sign for all the lil guys who get anxious that they're not good enough for their dads <3
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another successful gym sesh and all my physio work on my knee seems to be really paying off. Not had any pain pangs or collapses on the knee when walking. Still too nervous to do anything like jogging or a decent leg day. But we're getting there
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Bolt - Aux Romanticizer @pupbolt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There is no gameplay reason, no story, no completionist meaning to it. So having Art Museums in Control Resonant for art appreciation featuring real artists is just so neat.
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Banana bread is ok! I dare say likable. But bananas alone are just, I don't know. They're sweet and pleasant, but they taste... Obnoxious? If obnoxious was a flavour?
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I thought she was tweaking her nipple just there....
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is not a drill. I have just gotten back into a pair of 34 inch shorts :D Boyyyeeeeee
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I sunk a few hours in to it last night and work is really really really really not holding me today. I just wanna boot it up and get back into it.
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh I'll eat banana, it's too good for me not to. But it's such an obnoxious flavour. Also you don't want me chaste
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hahaha. Great minds ;9
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Restrained, blindfolded, and a wand used to get you close. And then maybe ruin a few orgasms.
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Current bananas we have are clones of the same plant, and also under threat of a disease they can't fight off, so it's a constant war for the farmers.
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I need to look into this because it's lodged in my memory, but I don't know if it's real: The chewy banana flavoured sweets that don't taste like bananas as we know them were apparently based from a now extinct sub species of banana. They're effectively preserving that flavour that way. All the
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There is no amount of banana you can add to a thing that makes it just "with a bit of banana" It always becomes BANANA FLAVOURED with a hint of ______ Literally, go extinct already you yellow bastards
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Breedable Trophy dog goals, let's go!
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good time to post my favorite gorillaz tweet
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
First time in about 20 years and the muscle memory has kicked straight back in. Definitely need a few more practices, but I am so excited for the ski holiday in January now.
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Last RP, I'm moving onto the "very normal about that coyote" bracket of furries
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RaionFaG @raccdouglas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh noes, he got me I'm so scared😅😝😝😁 - Roadrunner, probably. #furry #furryart #furryartwork #furry_art #wilerunner #coyoterunner
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Darkroom Zine @darkroomzine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Issue TWO is here. Grab your copy. darkroomzine.co.uk/store/p/dark...
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh its very much a kids film. Saw it last weekend and the room was very much full of families. But it also was very heartfelt and true to the silly WB cartoons of our childhood so im not gonna say it was just for kids.
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“I’m not complicit, I was just following orders.”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Stretched AND pre-lubed. Perfect for sharing >:3
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Mick's Not So Secret Eclair @mickeytheretriever.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Andy and Charlie belong to @echto.barkway.co
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You look REALLY keen to do some overtime >:3
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Really not sure why Blizzard gave junkrat a Free winnable skin that says "HNH grindr Profile" for the Le serafim event
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Waking up to this would be a treat <3
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
... Does your new place have a cuck chair? Just asking...
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible Muesli
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Time to sit on more dick
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels is "Young Me".
In panel one we see a young version of Sarah, the protagonist. She says, "I want to achieve great things".
In panel two we zoom in a little on young Sarah's face. She continues, "An astounding career! An amazing house! World peace!"
The title for the last two panels is "Adult Me".
In panel three we see adult Sarah, looking down.
In panel four we zoom out and see she is in front of a basil plant. She simply says "I want to grow a basil plant".
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A lightbulb appears over a man's head as he gets an idea. Suddenly two new lightbulbs materialize much to his worry. These sprout into a dozen lightbulbs. He runs away as he is now being chased by hundreds of constantly multiplying lightbulbs. A man off to the side says "he took the cartoon Adderall." Another comments "foolish lad."
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There's so much history to be proud of in this country and we should be educating more people on the creative rebellious industrious nature of what makes this weird little island so amazing.
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Foon (Sometimes Atlas) @foonerisms.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Taken a wander through the Ozzy exhibit at the Birmingham museum and then the Joe lycett one. I don't get why so many people shit on Brum. The culture and history of this city and it's people are amazing. Homeblindness is a real shame and the concept of patriotism has been hijacked by the right.
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