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@foofertheimpala.bsky.social
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•Mostly poems •Mrs. The Impala to @vlad-the-impala •Generally overwhelmed because ... *both hands gesture at everything*

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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Panic thunderclaps Nobody's here to demean I wait for censure Time traveling fifty years Fresh as each day it happened #Poetry #Tanka
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton Day, y'all!
The cover of the single "9 To 5" from Dolly Parton. The cover features Dolly holding various work tools, while wearing heels, of course.
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Leslie Uggams @leslieuggams.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Friends, I urge everyone to check your voter registration, but do so only at VOTE.gov Elon Musk has launched a scam website called VoteSafe (.org) that does NOT register you. It steals your data and sells it. Also, here's the Talarico interview the FCC tried to ban. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLDE...
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He's straight up bribing us now? Somebody is desperate.
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Goodness Gracious written by Kevin Gilbert in 1992, from his 1995 album "Thud." It's more relevant than ever. "The baby boomers had it all and wasted everything Now recess is almost over and they won't get off the swing" youtu.be/KSVetAleJLw?...
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Goodness Gracious
YouTube video by Kevin Gilbert - Topic
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm trapped in a hole that I dug I panicked, then stopped with a shrug I'm here anyway I may as well stay All snug as a bug in a rug The #vssdaily #prompt for 2026/08/28 is #hole #Limerick
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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Crossing the Forgotten Sound The air could not be crisper Though dark minacious clouds abound The wind is but a whisper Her journey started long ago And far it is from ending The tiny witch does onwards go Untroubled but unbending
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
How to be a good human - ask yourself "What would Dolly do?" #WWDD
Dolly Parton being her fabulous self at Heathrow Airport
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry in "Times Square" 1980. Damn, he was cool.
Tim Curry playing Johnny LaGuardia in Times Square (1980)
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Very probably the best person ever ever ever.
A quote by Dolly Parton, "Find out who you are and do it on purpose."
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you still need suggestions... If you don't mind Spanish vocals while working, I recommend an Argentinian band called Fin del Mundo. Pretty much anything by Leo Kottke (folk/blues fingerpicking guitar) "Resina" by Matteo de Grandis (piano) "Peaceful Mind" by Vincent Carry (piano, very mellow)
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I am so so sorry, Scott.
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Angelina! Many hugs!
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I long for boredom
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I could not concur more
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Newspapers giving handy hints to deal with global warming feels grim.
A headline from the app for the U.S. edition of The Guardian reading "No AC? No problem. 10 heatwave essentials"
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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"Land of Enchantment" Red letters on yellow Dazzles in the headlights It's welcome nonetheless The asphalt beneath us Is suddenly smoother Our unspoken tension Eases somewhat My plucky passenger Riding shotgun Starts to cry I join her #AmpersandAfterDark #Prompt "headlights crossing state lines"
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Jyari @jyari3000.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
#vss365 #carrion #poetry #BlackSkyRelay
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Jyari @jyari3000.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
#vss365 #undo #poetry #BlackSkyRelay
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Unremarkable - that is my flaw I'm not going to fill you with awe Though nice at my core I'm rather a bore I've got a certain je ne sais blah #Limerick #Poetry
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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, it's been thirteen months since we wished you "adieu" But tonight is the night all our dark dreams come true The cat flap of Hades has opened a crack And my sweet, ghoulish kitty has found her way back
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Tyra Banks filed a defamation lawsuit which claims the America's Next Top Model docuseries on Netflix edited down her interviews “to support a false and defamatory narrative unrelated to what she actually expressed” ANTM contestant Angelea Preston: "Now you know how we feel" #ANTM
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Miss J J Alexander
Alt: The beautiful Miss J Alexander
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
There's a big big birthday today! The lovely Alan Carr is the fabulous five-o!
Comedian, Alan Carr, being all delightful.
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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
He grew a branch for birds, they say As perches they did lack And there he stood, throughout the day With foliage on his back He grew a branch because he could And leaned upon his sword To counterbalance all that wood Yet still the sun seemed bored
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Jammes Luckett | Poperratic @poperratic.com · 02/06/2026
Just got word that Poperratic is officially in the rotation on @otat247.bsky.social a 24/7 independent, commercial-free, fully licensed broadcaster. Catch their shows over at IndieMusicFans or Live365. Many thanks to Dave and Lisa for the airplay and getting my music into new ears and good company!
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"Close that book, you don't have to be smart" "Run around in the street after dark" It has to be said The voice in my head Doesn't have my best interests at heart #Poetry #Limerick #Poem
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
He's a wonderful guitarist as well
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It's all about Frank Langella for me
Frank Langella as the sexiest Dracula
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I am all better now thanks!
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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A peaceful and introspective Memorial Day to you all Somewhere in France, near the end of the war Young cavalry-man full of esprit de corps An act of bravado, the end of a life Some very bad news for his school teacher wife (My great uncle Will died six weeks before the 1918 armistice)
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It was so much fun!
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I plan a great catastrophe To force a grand metastrophe But I know me I lose my nerve Closed eyes slammed brakes I swerve #Poetry #Poem
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
🥰
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
www.youtube.com/live/UK5YXcs...
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The SHOW Show (Stable Restream) - Poperratic Unplugged Set and Creative Celebration Livestream
YouTube video by Poperratic
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Jerry Gets Dizzy and Sees Stars
ALT: Jerry Gets Dizzy and Sees Stars
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I'm trying but not in the mood I don't want to cheat or extrude I've nothing to say But I write anyway Skipping Limerick Day would be rude #NationalLimerickDay #Limerick #Poetry #Poem
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Aw, you are so very sweet! I had to have physical therapy and that relieved the symptoms. It was very not fun but I am grateful to be vertigo-free now.
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
❤️❤️❤️
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It's high time for these symptoms to wane Having vertigo is such a pain Tilt my head the wrong way And the world starts to sway Now I'm walking around with a cane (Based on an annoying true story) #Poetry #Poem #Limerick #BPPV
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Looking forward to it!
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
"And the PAC will pay for my treats"
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Spring in the desert Brief and unpredictable I savor fast days #Poem #Poetry #Haiku
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Many thanks from me, as well. It was wonderful hearing what you had to say and listening to you perform! I felt guilty for requesting an old song but I do love me some Comrade Conrad 🥰
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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a man and a woman are sitting next to each other on a red chair and the woman is talking to the man .
Alt: Two awkward adults attempt a high five and fail miserably.
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Sorry you're having insomnia. It's not fun.
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Bane appears to be seconds away from turning into CatHulk.
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Tarantino made accusations of bad acting and ripoffs and for him to do either is very pot kettle black.
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Paul Dano was called the weakest actor in SAG by the weakest actor in SAG.
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The day cracks open with a threat I freeze before I proceed The only miracles I'll get Are the ones I will not need #vssdaily #Miracle #Poetry
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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Bane: "It's not that I'm angry, Scott. I'm just disappointed."
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