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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 21h

#hottake This is your momentary reminder that Terry Deary is an ignorant asshat no matter how much positive impact he has had on making history accessible. www.theguardian.com/books/2013/f...

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Libraries 'have had their day', says Horrible Histories author

Author of children's bestsellers Terry Deary says they are a drain on taxpayers and authors that no longer makes sense

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. #jokesky

Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have a medical to-do list. Today: blood test. Monday: Radiotherapy to my brain Wednesday: CT Scan

Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Movie idea: Poirot, played by David Suchet, but reflecting on his life of crime after he 'got bored' in his retirement plans one last heist before his "little grey cells diminish"

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hot smoking chicken for tea 😋 - I feel we are now the feral neighbours with the barking dog and constantly cooking outside. At least it's not a Komodo Joe!

A narrow garden path paved with uneven stones leads past a wooden shed on the right. A bright green garden hose snakes across the ground. In the middle distance, a grey portable grill rests on a black folding stand in front of an iron gate. Overhanging tree branches with green and yellowing leaves frame the top of the view.

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Seasoned the chicken ready for the smoker that we were going to have yesterday. I can feel a nap coming on later.

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Four hours sleep you say? Yes. Insomnia is so much fun 🤪🫠

Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dam, Josh Widdicombe is a wee man. The panel shows make him taller #strictly

Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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If I had to do one thing continuously for 24 hours in order to raise money for charity, it would be tutting & shaking my head at people's attempts at parallel parking.

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I can tell I'm not feeling myself. I'm watching #strictly 🙃

Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hi. This is a test. I've bodged together an app to let me post text at length. It won't be available on any stores. It's literally just for me. I'm currently watching Graham Norton on iPlayer and Emily Sandè is singing. This has purturbed me as I was certain she had passed away. 1/1

Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Mentally a bit of a weird day today. Fatigue is not helped by a shit night sleep.

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dog nearly peed on a student's handbag which she'd placed on the ground to do a TikTok. It then if you put in front of Pee Spot 6 on The Walk, then you're going to run the risk.

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just been gifted a speed cake. As in, it gets to you quickly...not that it's made out of... you know what.

Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Post hospital burger at Brightside Roadside. All the wrong things in just the right order...

Close-up of a burger in a sesame bun, filled with a beef patty, fried egg, bacon, melted cheese, pickles and orange sauce. It sits on a red plate beside thick-cut chips, with drinks and warm orange lighting in the background.

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Warrens in Derriford Hospital here in Devon. To sit at a table and eat a mediocre pasty at a table is £7.55. Just a table, a plate, and a semi warm pasty and a seat.

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Lib Dems really have an image problem. As a politician I do like Ed Davey but they're up against an unstoppable toxicity of right wing populism and a broken media landscape. Can they really make a dent? 😔

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm genuinely, every single lunchtime, stumped about what to eat for lunch. Too much choice. Shit at making decisions.

Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm buying Pavers shoes at 45. Help.

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Mum came over and brought some frozen sticky toffee pudding. We noticed it's ood two years ago 🫪

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Pho Restaurants used to be incredibly good. Over the years the consistency has gotten worse. Their hot and spicy chicken pho is not spicy nor was it hot. Sucks to me for Deliverooing it.

Tina @tinanotthewife.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto 🤣🤣🤣

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Low and slow pork joint nearly done. This is all I have concentrated on today and that is fine.

Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I got my MRI results today, prompted by an appointment appearing on MyCare from Derriford. No phone call. No letter. 😐 My specialist nurse team are legends. They called back after my “WTF”-toned answerphone message, with apologies from them and Dr S. The news wasn’t great.

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The first night without the dog. I didn't know there was such a thing as Acute Haemorrhagic Diarrhea Syndrome. But apparently there is and the buttface has it. We checked in earlier and he isn't eating but still bright in himself.

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Dog woke up vomiting. It would not stop. Taken to vets. Admitted. Running tests. Now back home waiting to hear back so i can now open my birthday presents 🤪 🎉

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Ants TygerTyger @antsty.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Did you know that crows used to just drink at home before the invention of crowbars?

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Transphobic fictional wizard themed lady bits pot anyone?

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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Humid is it?

David Lynch: "One day, the sadness will end. But I don't think today's the day".

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Managed to chop mushrooms without dismembering myself

A blue colander filled with whole brown mushrooms sits beside a kitchen sink, with a bottle of water and black appliance in the background.

Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

On my way to an MRI scan. Bus driver decided to go over all of the bumps. He didn't get a thank you.

Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Bought a radio on eBay with a SW band for shits and giggles. Just tested it and of course the SW band doesn't work. Sent the seller a rather stroppy message. It was only £9 altogether with postage but it's the principal 😡

Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Fargo is exceptional. Season Five on Prime.

Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Going through a 'im bored of my profile pic' moment. Apologies in advance.

Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I have so much to say about this but I don't really think I can find the words. Clearly we're living in a procedurally generated simulation which was trained almost exclusively off the content of The Thick Of It, Veep, and every terrible 90s film that didn't quite get over 5 on IMDB.

Screenshot of an Instagram post from Fox News. The post claims: “BREAKING: ‘Lake America’ becomes official as President Trump signs an executive order to change the geographic name of Lake Ontario ‘effective immediately.’” Below is a Fox News video still from the Oval Office showing a map of the Great Lakes with Lake Ontario labelled “Lake America.” A comment underneath reads: “This is how the United States ends. Not with a bang, but drowned in the effluent from the rest of the planet pissing themselves laughing at you.”

Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Today I've been defeated by fatigue. The price one pays for busyness.

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Having a medication review. Will be moving GPs soon I hope. Am prepared to have the 'but you're not in our catchment area' conversation.

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

off on an adventure today. first to Sidmouth with my mum then some shopping 🛒 first time ive left the house in three days.

Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Venturing into the sunlight to get the car topped up with its air conditioning and wiper blades replaced. Such excitement for a Monday afternoon.

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Bucatini aglio e olio for lunch with paramasan and garlic leaves for lunch. #foodsky

A close-up image of a bowl of pasta noodles with green vegetables, resting on a bright yellow textured fabric.

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Oh my. Perez Hilton. Dude. Really hope he finds the help he needs 😭

Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Short night sleep. Eggs and green stuff for lunch or maybe pasta. Had instant ramen for lunch yesterday and regretted it all day.

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Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Today has been mostly about eating sourdough that has been made into little pizzas. Then offering the video to the god of Instagram only for Instagram to have a spasm and make it impossible to share. Anything to ignore the news and the algorithm.

Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I'm sorry to my BS followers as I seem to gravitate here when I want to rant about something. Had a new washing machine put in today from John Lewis. Two man job. One of the men was pleasant enough, the other was, for lack of a better word hostile. Genuinely wonder where they get these people from 🫠

Christy Pancakes 🥞 @food404.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Apparently our GP surgery has a clinician on the reception desk. My wife rang to see if she could get an emergency appointment and the receptionist confidently told her that she must have one of 'those weird viruses going around' after saying there was nothing they could do for her. The state of it